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Re: Session 58
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2007, 10:58:32 PM »
Becky: Wait a minute!  Remember what happened when someone *glares at Jesse* let Stephanie watch the wolf man?


"I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You'll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still get up there."

"I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table."

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2007, 12:08:12 AM »
Stephanie:  That's different.  Instead of a hairy beast by night, we have a knife-wielding maniac.  If those camp leaders in the movies are anything like the ones we had last summer, they'll have it coming!


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Re: Session 58
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2007, 03:35:21 AM »
Joey: Aye Aye! *follows Jesse*
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2007, 07:48:11 PM »
Jesse: Enjoy the movie. Meanwhile, Joey and I will be watching I Spit On Your Grave* at the hotel. See ya suckers!

*I Spit On Your Grave is a 1978 horror film that's considered one of the most brutally explicit ever made. It's the first movie to include a castration scene and an extended gang rape.

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2007, 10:14:10 PM »
Danny: Woh Woh Woh! There is no way that my precious little daughter is going to watch an R rated horror film.
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Re: Session 58
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2007, 10:15:58 PM »
Becky: *to Jesse* You two are disgusting...


"I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You'll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still get up there."

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2007, 10:38:16 PM »
Jesse: Well, Beck, it does have a strong woman protagonist that eventually brutally tortures the men who gang rape her if you're interested...

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2007, 11:08:11 PM »
Joey: Beats watching The Grudge and The Grudge 2...
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2007, 12:24:34 AM »
[DJ and Kimmy come downstairs into the living room]
DJ: Alright, now to watch Friday the 13th.
Kimmy: I can't wait.
[DJ puts the tape in the video machine and turns on the tv.]
DJ: Oh wait, I forgot to make any popcorn. I'll go make some now.
[DJ goes into the Kitchen]
« Last Edit: October 22, 2007, 12:31:33 AM by Schmedricks Disease »

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2007, 01:08:15 AM »
Danny: Woh Woh Woh! There is no way that my precious little daughter is going to watch an R rated horror film.
Stephanie:  Fine.  Sorry, Michelle! (goes to join Kimmy and DJ)


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Re: Session 58
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2007, 01:30:27 AM »
[DJ comes back into the living room with the popcorn]
DJ: Ok, here we go.
[DJ sits down on the couch, picks up the remote, and presses play to start the movie]

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2007, 07:13:00 PM »
However Michelle sneaks in and sits down on the arm of the couch.  She is watching Kimmy eat popcorn.

Michelle: Kimmy, you're a good popcorn eater. 







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Re: Session 58
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2007, 10:53:41 PM »
Kimmy: Thanks squirt.

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Re: Session 58
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2007, 11:01:12 PM »
Stephanie:  Shhh, it's starting!


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Re: Session 58
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2007, 11:05:49 PM »
Kimmy: Sorry.