Ensemble Roleplay 1

[BL]

Jesse: Look Michelle, it's a wiggling fishy. Now (cuts off fish's head and throws it in the water) dead fishy!

[fullhouseforever]

Michelle: Fishy lost head.

DJ:  Well I'm gonna lose my head in a minute if we don't do something interesting.

[Mikayli]

Stephanie: NOOOOOOOO! You killed my pet!  I was gonna name it Bob!  Thanks a lot, Uncle Jesse.  (Stephanie walks away and sits down, quite upset.)

[fullhouseforever]

DJ:  I guess this isn't the best time to say that I rented Old Yeller.

[Left Turn]

Danny: Jesse, why did you kill that fish?

[Mikayli]

Stephanie: Because he's a mean, fish-killing fish-killer!

[BL]

Jesse: Well, Steph, it was going to die anyway. It's a saltwater fish; I don't think we have enough salt to convert our freshwater tap. I also wanted to stick it in the face of Danny, who is particularly manipulative and politically correct today...

[Left Turn]

Danny: That's it, we're going home. Everybody in the car.

[fullhouseforever]

DJ:  Dad, you're angry.  Maybe you'd better let me drive.

[Left Turn]

Danny: DJ, you're not old enough to drive. Besides, it's my car.
Joey: Lighten up, Danny. I'm all wet, and you don't see me complaining.
Danny: I'll be fine once we get home.

[Mikayli]

Stephanie: Dad, can I get a fish from the fish store?

[BL]

Jesse: Yes, Steph, I'll get you a fish we can keep. By the way, Danny, I'll take the bus back home.

[fullhouseforever]

Danny: I'll be fine once we get home.

DJ:  I think we'd all feel a little better if you were fine before we get home.

[Left Turn]

Danny: Ok, I'll be fine when Jesse stops being a complete and total prick!

[fullhouseforever]

DJ:  Does that mean we're stuck here for a while then?