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[BL]

My gender sign has puzzled scientists.  Tomorrow they're going to make me go to Malé where everyone is colorblind.

[fullhouseforever]

A whale's ass is such a cool place.  Sounds like you'll have a face full of shit.

[MT Fan]

There are more germs in spit that urine or poop.  I know because I taste tested it.

[fullhouseforever]

I still think I'd be more likely to swap my brother for an elf with alzheimers.  It's a little something called my family sucks.

[MT Fan]

I would really enjoy it if the Simpsons could give me an elf for a sex toy.

[fullhouseforever]

19 whores and counting now, although I haven't called a man particularly good in 4 years now.

[MT Fan]

I believe in forced sex before marriage, and at least one instance of making brownies.

[BL]

MT Fan, wow. How awesome. I love to put nutmeg in my brownies, get me all hopped up  .

[Alexa]

Lol. Funny. I happen to have made brownies several times with my cat, Domingo.

[BL]

Really? How do you get the shit out?   And besides I have you both beat.  I ate a ton of brownies when I was a cub scout.

[fullhouseforever]

This gives a whole new meaning to "Special Brownies'.

[MT Fan]

Just don't show yourself like I did to those 70's kids at the church.

[fullhouseforever]

How does that work?  Anyone alive in the 70's are ignorant fools, who smoke crack and eat their own fetal matter. As a matter of a fact the hact how I did when I was a baby.

[MT Fan]

That's not true for me.  I prefer other people's waste, like a zeppelin full of them.  We all know how people from the seventies were great in zeppelins. 

[fullhouseforever]

Way off.  Every knows it was wearing emo black that made me a superstar.