Amusing Name Combinations

[fullhouseforever]

I thought this would make a pretty fitting random thread.  This is basically a place to discuss really comical name combinations whether they actually exist on a person or would have the potential with something like marriage.  I'll start things off with a couple of different ones.  The first is a real name which I might have mentioned before.  Ima Hogg.  I'm not sure if that her maiden name or marriage name, but it's a little surprising someone didn't clue in (and if they did, I guess they decided to leave it).  The second one revolved around two of my classmates.  One girl had the same first as a guy's last name, and people always used to tease them that if they got married the girl would have a double name pretty much.

[Csoup715]

like the joke about the law firm Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe.....I love that kind of stuff lol

I also love when people's names are ironically related to their jobs lol, for example:
Dr. Weiner, Pediatric Urologist
Dr. Daniel C Little, Optometrist
LOL

[fullhouseforever]

Pretty clever, lol.  It took me moment to get the law firm one, but it was kind of like Mad Gab scenario for me to figure out.

[MT Fan]

Haha how about Thomas Crapper inventor of the modern toilet. What's hilarious is I know someone who's name sounds a lot like a house in the Harry Potter series, however  I won't disclose it.

[Libby Chessler]

Two words: Grethcen Weiners. Common first name with a pretty "interesting" last name. lol

[fullhouseforever]

I know we had a member of that name for a while.  I'm guessing it's a pop culture reference.  Mind filling me in, lol.  It'll probably be so obvious I'll feel stupid I didn't know.

[SweetMichelle]

^ She's a character on "Mean Girls". What a dumb name, haha.

[Nay (fhfreak)]

(this isn't real lmfao but we thought of it at lunch last year)

Hugh Jass. 
(say it out loud LOL)

[BL]

Of course there's I.P. Freely. I did think of something similar to that csoup when I was in 4th grade: Stihl, Ingyor, and Money. Wasn't quite as clever as yours obviously though.

[MT Fan]

How about Seymor Butts, made famous in a Simpsons episode.

[Csoup715]

Ah, that reminds me of the good old days of "books never written"

The Yellow River by I. P. Daily
The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later
Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
Rusty Bed Springs by I. P. Freeley
Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and Betty Wont
Spots on the Wall by Hugh Flung Poo
Falling Off a Cliff by Eileen Dover
The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover
The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic
Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe
Things That Itch by Mike Rotch
Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken
What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous
Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle
What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
Taking a Test by B.A. Wiseman
Gotta Go by C. U. Later
Can't Go There by Hans Ofme
Checking Your Homework by R. U. Wright
The Lost Scout by Werram Eye

[fullhouseforever]

(this isn't real lmfao but we thought of it at lunch last year)

Hugh Jass. 
(say it out loud LOL)

That's from right out of the Simpsons as well.  It was the one where there was actually a guy with that name and answered the phone.

" Moe : Flaming Moe's. 

 Bart : Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.

 Moe : Uh, hold on, I'll check. [calling] Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! 

 Hugh : Uh, I'm Hugh Jass. 

 Moe : Telephone. [hands over the receiver] 

 Hugh : Hello, this is Hugh Jass. 

 Bart : [surprised] Uh, hi. 

 Hugh : Who's this? 

 Bart : Bart Simpson. 

 Hugh : Well, what can I do for you, Bart? 

 Bart : Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now. 

 Hugh : All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up] What a nice young man. "

The Simpsons had a ton of those with the prank phone calls.