« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 8

Author Topic: Rate The Joke  (Read 2042 times)

Offline fullhouseforever

  • Full House Zealot
  • Co-Admin
  • Veteran Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25029
  • Gender: Female
  • Go Steph!
    • MSN Messenger - full_house_forever@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
Rate The Joke
« on: December 14, 2007, 02:41:46 AM »
So this game is pretty much about posting a quote and having the next person gives a rating on much they enjoy it.  Pretty simple idea although I don't think we've had it before...

"DJ: Hey, Dad, um, would you mind if tomorrow, I dressed a little more junior high-ish?
Danny: Sure. I get it. You want to be hip, like your rad dad!
DJ: Yeah, that's it...... "
Logged


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

Offline Left Turn

  • Moderator
  • Platinum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4982
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 02:59:02 AM »
7/10

Stephanie: Are you gonna cook Michelle?
Joey: We’re changing her diaper.
Stephanie: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?

Logged

Offline fullhouseforever

  • Full House Zealot
  • Co-Admin
  • Veteran Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25029
  • Gender: Female
  • Go Steph!
    • MSN Messenger - full_house_forever@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 03:09:23 AM »
7/10

"Nicky: Hi, Becky!
Becky: Aw, Nicky. Call me Mommy. You didn't give me flowers on 'Becky's Day!'"

Logged


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

Offline Left Turn

  • Moderator
  • Platinum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4982
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 09:26:31 PM »
7/10

Michelle: Cookie.
Stephanie: Michelle, no more cookies. Look at this, you can eat a magic little green tree.
Michelle: Stephie eat.
Stephanie: Stephie eat brocoli? Get real.
Logged

Offline fullhouseforever

  • Full House Zealot
  • Co-Admin
  • Veteran Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25029
  • Gender: Female
  • Go Steph!
    • MSN Messenger - full_house_forever@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 01:28:14 AM »
8/10

Mr. Lowry: Stephanie, would you like to introduce us to your guest?
Stephanie: Well....not really.
Michelle: I'm her sister Michelle.
Mr. Lowry: Hi. I'm Mr. Lowry.
Michelle: (to Stephanie) You were right. He is a major babe!
Logged


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

Offline Left Turn

  • Moderator
  • Platinum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4982
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 03:38:05 AM »
6/10

Stephanie: You can't put DJ in charge of me.
Danny: Why not?
Stephanie: Because when you're around she's a sweet little angel. The moment you leave it's (as the wicked witch) I'll get you, my pretty.
Logged

Offline Alexa

  • Gold Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 2771
  • Gender: Female
    • MSN Messenger - Mileyfan13@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 03:42:33 AM »
6/10

Joey: The miracle... (horn thing) of thanksgiving!
Jesse: theres a miracle of Christmas, but theres no miracle of thanksgiving huh?
Joey: Oh yeah? Suppose the pilgrims landed in Florida, we'd all be eating flamingo. THERES your miracle.
Logged

Offline Left Turn

  • Moderator
  • Platinum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4982
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 03:58:18 AM »
7/10

Stephanie: So, I watched the Wizard Of Oz, and I wasn’t afraid of the Wicked Witch of the West. Ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh, ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh. See, I’m cool.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2007, 04:00:43 AM by Leftturn »
Logged

Offline fullhouseforever

  • Full House Zealot
  • Co-Admin
  • Veteran Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25029
  • Gender: Female
  • Go Steph!
    • MSN Messenger - full_house_forever@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 04:21:37 PM »
7/10

Joey: You mean that, Jesse? You really think of me as a brother?
Jesse: Well, you certainly irritate me like a brother.
Joey: Jess, that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me!
Logged


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

Offline Left Turn

  • Moderator
  • Platinum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4982
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 08:05:24 PM »
7/10

Stephanie: Oh yeah? Well, if I’m a chicken wing, then you’re a can of chicken noodle soup!
DJ: You have the brain of a paramecium.
Stephanie: Maybe I have the brain of a paramecium, but you only have the brain of
one mecium! (smug) Ha ha ha!
Logged

Offline fullhouseforever

  • Full House Zealot
  • Co-Admin
  • Veteran Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25029
  • Gender: Female
  • Go Steph!
    • MSN Messenger - full_house_forever@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 10:34:37 PM »
9/10

DJ: (after Michelle pulls a tape out of hiding) Michelle, that's my Milli Vanilli tape!
Stephanie: And you called me a Milli Vanilli thief. I demand an apology.
DJ: In your dreams.
Stephanie: I accept.
Logged


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

Offline Left Turn

  • Moderator
  • Platinum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4982
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2007, 03:59:15 AM »
8/10

Danny: You sir, are a chimney. Not only are you ruining your own health, you are ruining the health of innocent people all around you. And you sir, you should take a ride through a car wash without your car. Nice meeting you both.
Logged

Offline fullhouseforever

  • Full House Zealot
  • Co-Admin
  • Veteran Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25029
  • Gender: Female
  • Go Steph!
    • MSN Messenger - full_house_forever@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2007, 09:44:13 PM »
6/10

Stephanie: Michelle, I'm really sorry I didn't believe you.
Michelle: That's okay. One time, I lied, and you did believe me.
Logged


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

Offline Left Turn

  • Moderator
  • Platinum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4982
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2007, 11:11:55 PM »
7/10

DJ: I’m older!
Stephanie: I’m younger!
DJ: I’m taller!
Stephanie: I’m shorter!
DJ: I’m smarter!
Stephanie: I’m...not falling for that!
« Last Edit: December 16, 2007, 11:14:59 PM by Leftturn »
Logged

Offline fullhouseforever

  • Full House Zealot
  • Co-Admin
  • Veteran Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25029
  • Gender: Female
  • Go Steph!
    • MSN Messenger - full_house_forever@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 01:33:02 AM »
9/10

Danny:  Say something nice about each other.
DJ:   Fine.  Stephanie, you have a wonderful older sister.
Stephanie:  DJ, you have an adorable younger sister.
DJ:  Yes I do.  Her name's Michelle.
Logged


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 8
« previous next »