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[fullhouseforever]

6/10

Kimmy: You can say goodbye to your pest problem!
Danny: (excited) You're moving!?!

[Left Turn]

9/10

DJ: What is happening here? All of a sudden Michelle is Cinderella and we're the ugly stepsisters?
Stephanie: Who are you calling ugly?

[fullhouseforever]

8/10

Stephanie: (after her embarassing clip moment in her video)  I still have some editing to do.

[Left Turn]

7/10 (it rates higher with the embarassing clip moment included)

Stephanie: What's going on in here?
Kimmy: Oh great, it's the creature from the blonde lagoon.
DJ: Um, Kimmy's not feeling very well.
Kimmy: I feel fine.
[Kimmy gets up and starts to stumble]
Stephanie: Wait a minute, I learned about this in health class. She has all the symptoms. [snapes her fingers in front of Kimmy, who turns her head in the opposite direction] Disorientation, dilated pupils, [pushes, Kimmy, who falls backwards onto DJ's bed], lack of balance. Kimmy ate tainted pork.

[fullhouseforever]

8/10

DJ: (wanting desperately to look in Jesse's bag when he said not to open it) I shouldn't do it, should I, Michelle? But what if.....(gets a cookie) Look, Michelle! I've got a cookie! Yeah, you want the cookie? It's yummy! Yeah! (lifts her out of playpen and backs up, dangling cookie in her face) Come get the yummy cookie! (slips it in Jesse's bag) Oops! The cookie accidentally dropped into the bag! Go find it! Under the bag, Michelle! Let's see what's in there. Never mind the cookie--just get the zipper open! See what Uncle Jesse's hiding in there! (Michelle finds cookie) You found it!
Jesse: (walks in) May I help you?
DJ: She did it!

[Left Turn]

6/10

Stephanie: Ah, it was incredible. Um, what kind of cookies were in that cookie crumble cheesecake?
Waiter: Actually, that cheesecake was made with our very last tin of Vanilla Weasels.
Joey: [turns around to face waiter] Vanilla Weasels?!
Waiter: Vanilla Weasels, the most delectable cookie ever created.
Joey: Weasel crumbs! They're mine!
[Joey jumps on the table and starts licking the Weasel crumbs off the plate.]
Joey: Umm, ah, I need more! umm.
DJ: Joey, get over it. Get on with your life.
Joey: oh oh oh, I can't get on with my life.
[Joey puts his head on the table.]
Joey: [lifting his head off the table] Not without...Oooh, flon.
[Joey grabs the piece of flon from the waiter's plate]

[fullhouseforever]

7/10

Jesse: (about the driving test) Did she flunk?
Danny: Worse.
DJ: I passed!

[Left Turn]

7.5/10

DJ: Indiana Jones is so handsome. He reminds me of Steve.
Kimmy: Huey, Dewey & Louie remind you of Steve.

[fullhouseforever]

7/10

Becky: Eh, it was just a little good-night kiss...that lasted three hours.

[Left Turn]

7/10

Mr. Woodchuck: Knock knock.
Joey: Who's there?
Mr. Woodchuck: Is a door.
Joey: Is a door who?
Mr. Woodchuck: Is a door made of, wood?

[fullhouseforever]

6/10

DJ: (when Kimmy is watching "Wheel of Fortune") Kimmy, can you turn that down? I'm trying to study.
Kimmy: Hey, we can learn a lot from Vanna White. She knows where every single letter on that board is!