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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2007, 04:20:29 AM »
8/10

Stephanie: Gibbler, you’re so dumb you don’t know how dumb you are.
Kimmy: I know how dumb I am. You’re the one who’s dumb. Capital DUM, dumb.
DJ: Kimmy, there’s a b.
Kimmy: Where? I hate those things.
DJ: I think we have a winner.
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2007, 03:01:50 AM »
8/10

Ryan:  You look you really pretty outside of school.
DJ:  Thanks, you look really pretty too.
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2007, 04:28:19 AM »
6/10

Stephanie: So, Gibbler, what'll it be?
Kimmy: Well, I havn't had a pedicure in...ever
[Kimmy puts her leg up on the table and takes off her shoe]
Michelle: [as Kimmy begins to take off her sock] Not the sock. Run for it!
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2007, 04:07:00 PM »
7/10

Stephanie: Look what I got from the tooth fairy!
Danny: Twenty dollars?!?! Whoa, baby!
DJ: Hey Dad, how come I never got that kind of cash from the tooth fairy?
Danny: Well, DJ, it's possible that the tooth fairy was stumbling around in the dark and accidentally took the wrong dollar bill out of his or her wallet.
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2007, 03:57:05 PM »
10/10

Joey: Hey! This potato looks like Joe Peshi. (or something like that)
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2007, 06:30:32 PM »
6/10

Steve: Well, I know it seems that way now because I'm 17 and you're 11, but when I'm 100 and you're 94, you probably won't even notice the difference!
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2007, 03:20:13 AM »
6/10

Jesse: Hey, you guys, I got the greatest news in the world.
Everybody: We know; way to go!
Jesse: I haven’t told you yet. Oh, I guess you can tell by my face. I’m beaming.
Joey: We sure can; congratulations on your miracle.
Jesse: Oh, I wouldn’t exactly call it a miracle. I mean, it took a lot of hard work. You know, at the risk of being vain, some natural raw talent, too. I mean, you know, I’ve been practicin’ for years. Friends’ garages, basements, and listen, when the big night comes, I want you all there with me and Becky, screaming and yelling, and... and holding up lighters, and... and chanting, "Jesse, Jesse, Jesse." What...
Danny: What are you talking about?
Jesse: I’m talking about going on tour with my band; what are you...
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2007, 04:19:49 AM »
10/10

Danny: I'm not jealous. It just bugs me that she got promoted, and I didn't. (pause) That's "jealous", isn't it?
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2007, 02:50:30 AM »
6/10

Jesse: What day is today, although it’s actually tomorrow?
Nicky & Alex: Today is mothers day.
Jesse: What day is today, you rugrats couldn’t wait another twelve hours?
Nicky & Alex: Today is mother’s day.
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2007, 03:17:39 AM »
6/10

Stephanie: Break out the Root Beer boys, my report card is awesome! 3 A's, a B, and a B-.
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2007, 06:57:00 AM »
6/10

Stephanie: Let's play Ballerina
Jesse: Uncle Jesse doesn't want to play ballerina.
Stephanie: Yes he does.
Jesse: No he doesn't.
Stephanie: Yes he does.
Jesse: No he doesn't.
Stephanie: [crying] Yes he does.
Jesse: Ok, how do you play ballerina?
Stephanie: Dance!
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2007, 04:57:55 PM »
7/10

Jesse: Aw, you're so cute when you're mad. And right now, you're about the cutest I've ever seen you.
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2007, 11:44:59 PM »
6/10

Danny: Gilligan? Aw Michelle, don't you realize that they're never getting off the island?
Michelle: Gilligan funny.
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2007, 05:48:20 AM »
7/10

Steve: (puts his arm around DJ) If I was in love with someone and wanted to get married, there's nothing in the whole world that would stop me! (Danny gives him a look) Except maybe a concerned parent......
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Re: Rate The Joke
« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2007, 06:01:42 AM »
7/10

DJ: Wake up, San Fransisco, I'm Danny Tanner.
Stephanie: And I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
DJ: And our guests today are George Michael, Patrick Swayze and Tom Cruise.
Stephanie: And our two very special guests, Ken and Barbie.
Danny: Aw, that so cute. Actually, it's too cute. Now out of those chairs before I'm out of a job.
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