Buds

[weird4]

Info: A HR parody of Scrubs. I know this is scripted but please bear with me. So not everyone is going to be in it.

Cast:

weird4
fishywishy
FHF
BL
MT Fan
fhfreak
RG
Paris
Nate


(Screen fades in on hospital.  Enter weird4.)

weird4: (Narration.) I couldn't believe it. It was our first day at the How Rude Hospital. Thanks to fishys lottery ticket, we used $20,000,000 to build the hospital.
(Everyone is gathered in the hospital enterace.)
BL: Listen up newbies and newbetts..My God do I have to say that? Okay point being, this is a hospital. A wonderfull hospital by all means. We have paitents that need to be cured and someone to help them be cured. I might not have got a Ph.D but I do have brains.
RG: Quit the rambleing!!
BL: Problem here newbie?
RG: Uhh yeahh...STOP CALLING ALL OF US NEWBIES!!
BL: Ohhhh....kaayy. We'll be meeting here every day on the dot at 9:30 AM.
Everyone except BL: AWWWWWWWWW....
BL: Oh can it. It's not like you have anything else to do.
Paris: I'm getting my nails done.
fishywishy: I'm going to be on my new yacht.
weird4: I'll be with fishy.
fishywishy: Oh no you won't!!
weird4: Drat.
BL: Okay people. I don't want any if ands...(looks at weird4.) Or buts.
weird4: (looks around) I'm not giving up mine.
BL: Okay people! Get to work.
(Everyone but BL exits.)
BL: Save some lives!!

(4th floor)
(Fishy and weird4 are examening a paitent.)
weird4: Well Mr. Coleman, it looks like your spleen has to come out?
Mr. Coleman: WHAT!?
weird4: Ahhhhh.....You should've seen the look on your face.
fishywishy: Uh...I don't know how to say this but...
weird4: You have AIDS...Mr. Coleman.
Mr. Coleman: Oh......I can't believe that..I won't.
weird4: At least laughter is the best medicine.
BL: (passes by.) Well well well...looks like someone has a hard time..(exits.)
weird4: Would you like a heart transplant?
Mr. Coleman: I beg your pardon?
fishywishy: AIDS isn't that bad..I mean...
Mr. Coleman: It runs in my family you...you...youu....(Long line appears on monitor.)
weird4: (pause) Next paitent.. (exits.)

(Break room.)
fhfreak: So then I was all like, OMG! EWWWWW!!
RG: You gave someone a heart transplant?
fhfreak: Yeah..he was soo hot.
Paris: Really? Who was it?
RG: Michael Jackson?
fhfreak: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
FHF: Ahh..You had.........(looks at fhfreaks clipboard.) Sam?
fhfreak: He was nice.
(Cut to fhfreaks flashback. It shows fhfreak eating pizza. Some pepperoni slips in the paitents open wound.)
fhfreak: Okay. Sow it up.
(End flashback.)
 

[Nay (fhfreak)]

Not really my character but LMFAO here:
(Cut to fhfreaks flashback. It shows fhfreak eating pizza. Some pepperoni slips in the paitents open wound.)
now THAT is me haha

[fullhouseforever]

It was interesting to see this, just because we haven't had one of these in a while.  I assume you're not done, considering not all of the characters who you listed have even said anything yet.

A couple of parts were hilarious, most notably the one fhfreak mentioned, lol.  Thanks for posting.

[Libby Chessler]

Cool story! Especially the part fhfreak mentioned. lol

[jenessa]

good story! It was also very humorous at times. keep up the good work.

[weird4]

(Screen fades in on floor 10. BL is examening a paitent.)
BL: All right sir you're all set. Remember not to break that leg of your again.
Paitent: Oh yeah. You can bet on that.
(fishywishy and weird4 run to BL crying.)
BL: (sigh) Now what?
fishywishy: We;re sorry!!
weird4: WE DIDN'T MEAN TOOOO!!
BL: Did one of your paitents dies?
weird4: WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!
BL: Newbie, they come and go. That's life.
(fhfreak runs in crying.)
BL: Did your paitent die to?
fhfreak: No..(sniff) My hamster died. (sniff)
BL: Oh brother...
(Everyone else rushes in crying.)
BL: God please end this day.
Everyone but BL: OUR PAITENTS DIED!!!
BL: It's because you're all idiots.
Everyone but BL: HEY!
FHF: The only reason our paitents died is because you haven't taught us anything. I mean, I don't have a Ph.D.
weird4: (narraration) Okay so I guess all of the paitents we had died. I mean, it can't get any worse right?
(Cut to cafeteria.)
BL: OK newbies! Listen up. This is goingto be a big day for you. Lesson #1: CPR.
Everyone: Ewwwwwww...
BL: Ugh. My employees.
weird4: Don't blame us. I mean, it'a not like all of us failed the SAT's.
(Flashback.)
weird4: DAMN IT! This is too hard. (walks up to the teacher and crumbles the test and throws it at the teacher.) That's what I think of your test you...teacher you.
Teacher: You just stood up to me. That was it. You passed the test.
(Everyone else does the same thing.)
Teacher: And all of you fail.
(End Flashback.)


(Cut to weird4's appartment.)
weird4: What do you wanna do tonight?
fishywishy: I dunno man..I want to stay here.
(Long pause..)
weird4: He he...Alll rigght..
(fishywishy slaps weird4)
weird4: AAAA!! B***h

[MT Fan]

Good job, the script kind of moves a bit to fast but that can be fixed.

[fullhouseforever]

I guess it would help if I had seen Scrubs a bit (I haven't too much, so I don't even how closely it is followed other than the hospital setting).  It's entertaining anyways, and I'll be sure to read your next bit of it.

[weird4]

I'm sorry for my short scripts. My fingers get tired from all the typeing but I'll make sure to edit the script so it'll be longer.

[fullhouseforever]

I understand, lol.  I'd be tired having to write all that, and it's easier to disperse it in several sections.  The mood of the story makes the quick jumping around a little more sensible.

[weird4]

(Camera fades in weird4's appartment. Weird4 is on the ground bleeding and fishy is washing her hands.)
weird4: You b***h! What the hell was that?
fishywishy: Oh puuhhhleeeezee. You deserved it.
weird4: Well you could've cut me some slack.
fishywishy: Well there is no way in the history of the universe I'd fall in love with you.
(Cut to weird4's fantasy.)
weird4: So what do you wanna do?
fishywishy: Puuhhhlease. I'm married.
weird4: What? Noooooooooooooo....
(A hot Hawiian guy pops out of fishys birthday cake.)
Hot Hawian guy: Hey babe..I was thinking of catching some waves.
fishywishy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (kisses hot Hawiian guy)
(Cut to present day)
weird4: My God..

(Cut to hospital. FHF and fhfreak are examening their paitent.)
Paitent: I'm telling you, I have HIV!
FHF: Aww...you poor soul.
(BL walks up to FHF.)
BL: Okay newbie, I see this is all new to you and you honestly have no idea what in God's name why you don't know what HIV is...(to paitent) Your going to die..
Paitent: What?! No no no...I'm a scientist and I believe there is a cure for HIV.
BL: Well if you are a "scientist", then why don't you just uhhh....cure yourself?
Paitent: I left the matterials at home.
BL: It's your problem bub. Not mine.
fhfreak: HE HAS HIV!!!!!!!!??
(Awkward silence..)
fhfreak: I mean....Who said that? (walks away.)
Paitent: I can't...I...I won't believe that. I...I'll prove I don't have HIV.
(Rocky Balboba theme plays.)
(Cut to the paitent writing a formula on the whiteboard. Then cuts to paitent looking in a microscope. Finally cuts to the paitent running with some paper in slow motion. FHF and fhfreak start running next to him and Rocky theme ends.)
FHF: We did it! Take a look at the paper.
BL: (Looks at paper and throws the paper in the trash.) Okay..So looks like your paitent has a cure for HIV.
(Everyone cheers and some nurses walk in with trays of cures for everyone.)

[fullhouseforever]

Lol, the flashbacks are pretty amusing.  I can imagine those kinds of things on cartoons (like Family Guy really).  I quite enjoyed, although I almost missed your part before because you edited it.

[weird4]

Well it's not much of a "flashback" You know how on the show the characters daydream you know? Yeaahh so that fishy and weird4 married thing was weird4 day dreaming..

[Nay (fhfreak)]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!! Add more ASAP!!!!!!!

[fullhouseforever]

That's true about that one, although some of the other ones you did actually seems like they were flashbacks.  The pizza thing with fhfreak as the doctor for example.