A Full House cross over }{ Full House Meets Family

[weird4]

I'm doing a Full House crossover where Full House meets Family Guy. Here's a preview.
Narrarator: What would happen if this cartoon family...
(shows a picture of the Griffins)
Narrarator: Meeting the Tanners......... (picture shows up)
Narrarator: This Fall!!! Sparks will fly!
Peter: Oh my god! Where are we?
Danny: Do we......... know you???
Peter: Am I in..........
Danny: Yea.
Peter: Oh right.
Narrarator: Full House.... meets Family Guy!!!! Let the craziness begin!
Peter: OH MY GOD! WE'RE STUCK HERE! Forever! ("Forever " repets over and over.)
Peter: Wow. That was a mouthfull.
Here's Chapter 1.
Chapter 1: Where are we?
(We see the Griffin house and Peter's at the dinner table)
Lois: What are you looking at?
Peter: Ahh.. Just this add for a time belt. You know it can take the person wearing it into another demension.
(Stewie comes running in)
Stewie: Did I hear someone say, "Time belt"? Success! My plan will finaly work!
Chris: Hehe. Now I'm going to...
(Everyones staring at Chris weirdly)
Chris: What!? Why is everyone looking at me!?
Meg: What's going on in here?
Lois: You're father spotted an advertisment for a time belt that can take the person wearing the belt into another demension.
Brian: May I remind you the last time someone used a time belt?
(Flashback)
Guy #1: Hey! This isn't my house!
Brittney Spears: oh my god! What are you... Uh... Security!
(End of Flashback)
(Meanwhile at the Tanner House)
(Uncle Jesse comes walking into the living room and sees Michelle and Joey watching Family Guy)
Jesse: What are you guys doing!? Michelle! It's a school night! And Joey..
(Joey turns around couriously)
Jesse: You're an idiot. Come on Michelle. Up to bed with you!
Michelle: How come Joey gets to stay up late and I don't!
Jesse: Because joey can do anything he wants to. Now come on shorty. Up to bed.
Joey: (quietly) At least I get to watch.
Jesse: Come on Joseph. You have to go to bed also.
Joey: Awww man. Just this one episode!
Jesse: Fine. Whatever. Just be sure to be in bed by 12:00 midnight.
(Danny walks through the front door and stares at Joey watching Family Guy)
Danny: Why are you watching T.V at night?
Joey: Why are you wearing a bow tie?
Danny: Don't ask.
(At the Griffin household)
Peter: (runs into the living room) Good news. I got everyone a time belt!
Everyone: All right!
Peter: Lois, you owe me $2,000.
Lois: What!? You're insaine.
Peter: Thanks. So everyone, put on your time belts and jump into the tv.
(Everyone jumps into the tv and Peter accidently forgets to jump into the tv and crashes through the scree)
Peter: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh! My head. (Peter screams for a few minuets)
(2 hours later)
Peter: Ok everyone. Sorry I'm late. I....
Lois: Shhh. Peter. Look where we are.
(Peter looks around the Full House living room)
Meg: Dad. Don't you know where we are?
(Peter still looks around the living room)
Chris: Hey look dad! We're on television!
Peter: My God. We're on Gillmore Grils.
(Meg slapps her head)
(Stewie jumps out of the Tanner television set)
Stewie: What the devil!?
Lois: Stewie. My baby.
Stewie: My god. Fat man! What did you do to this..this..this...mad women!
Danny: Who's down there?
Lois: Hide!
(Everyone hides except Peter)
Lois: (Whispering) Peter! Hide!
Here's Chapter 2.
Chapter 2: The Truth
Danny:Anyone here!?
(Peter runs into the kitchen)
Danny: STOP!
(Danny runs through the door and slips through the kitchen area and falls through the window!)
Peter: (laughs) He'll never find...
(Danny runs through the door and gasps when he sees Peter)
Peter: Uh-oh.
Lois: Qucik Peter! Run like the wine.
Meg: Don't you mean wind?
Lois: Who cares!?
Chris: I do.
Stewie: Oh for the love of...
Danny: Who are you?
Peter: Ummm.... God how to say this. Ummm...
Lois: He's a...
Stewie: Alien! Shoot him! Shoot him!
(Lois spanks Stewie)
Stewie: Oh for the love of...
(Danny runs up to Stewie and spanks him like Lois did)
Lois: What was that for?
Danny: Everyone else did it. Now really! Who are you guys?
Peter: I'm Peter Griffin from....
Danny: Oh my... That stupid Joey... He probably stayed up watching tv all night! He's probably downstairs watching it right now!
Meg(whispering): Dad. Just tell him the truth.
Peter: But we don't even know where we are!
(Danny stares at Peter weirdly)
Danny: You're in...
Peter: Oh my god! I'm in...
Danny: Yeah.
Peter: Thank god!
(The next morning Everyone's sitting at the table eating breakfast while D.J and Stephanie are at school)
Danny: So, are you from around here?
Brian: Uhmmm. Not really...........................
Danny: Did that dog just....
Lois: Yeah. He always talks.
(Kimmy walks through the door)
Kimmy: Hey Tanneretts. Who are these guys?
Danny: What happened to calling us Tanneretos?
Kimmy: I've moved on. Is D.J home??
Danny: You just missed her. She's at school.
(D.J walks back into the house and gasps)
D.J: Oh my god! What are.... (turns around) JOEY! YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!
Michelle: You're in big trouble mister!
D.J: Not now.
Here's Chapter 3.
Chapter 3: Can't Go Back.
(Joey comes running up the stairs)
Joey:What did I... (Joey stares at the Griffins sitting at the table)
Joey:My God....
Stewie: Is it just me or did I soil myself?
Lis: Stewie! That's verry rude.
(Stephanie walks through the door)
Stephanie:How rude!
(Stephanie walks out the door)
D.J: Come on Kimmy... We don't want to be late...
(D.J and Kimmy leave)
(Danny poke his head out)
Danny: RUN LIKE THE WINE!
Everyone: WIND!
Danny: Sorry.
Peter: Well it was great being here. So we'd better....
(Everyones time belt dissappears)
Peter: Oh my god! We're stcuk here..... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
("Forever" keeps repeating)
Peter: That was a mouthfull.
Danny: What do you mean by, forever?
Peter: For the rest of our lives!
Brain: And without the time belt, we won't be able to go into our home.
Lois: Brian's right. So 'til then, we'll need to be here.
Peter:Forever,and ver,and ever,and ever, and ever,and ever.........
(4 hours later)
Peter:And ever, and ever and ever and.....
Lois:Oh for gods sake. SHAT UP.
(Scilence)
Peter: Woah........
(Scilence)
Peter: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................
Lois: JUST SHAT UP ALREADY PETER!
Here's Chapter 4.
Chapter 4: The Fight
Danny:Well it's sunny outside... How about a game of golf?
Peter: Aw man. I love golf!
Brian: Remember the last time you played golf?
(Flashback)
Peter:SEVEN! (swings the put but misses the ball)
Brian: You're supposed to say FORE!
Peter: Ok. Hold on. (Peter hits the ball and the ball lands in a nearby resturaunt and lands in someones soup)
Lady: Waiter! There's a golf ball in my soup!
(End Flashback)
Peter: Hey! It was and accident jeezzzzz...
(At the golf course)
(Jesse appears out from no where)
Peter: Do I know.....you?
Jesse: Who the heck are you?
Danny: My god!
Stewie: Ditto.
Joey: You're up Peter!
(Peter misses the ball and whacks Jesse)
Jesse: Watch it buddy!
Peter: Hey you watch it!
Jesse: What the heck are you talking about!
Peter: Pfft. Idiot.
(Jesse punches Peter in the face)
Danny: Jess! Stop it right now!
Jesse: Over my dead body.
Peter: Umm speaking of dead.
(Peter strangles Jesse)
Joey: It's like watching Homer strangle Bart. But it's in real life..
(Danny whistles loudly)
Danny: Brake it up you guys!
(Peter and Jesse stop fighting)
Stewie: What the hell was that for? I hate you. (Stewie kicks Danny)
(Danny and Stewie start fighting)
Lois: EVERYONE! JUST SHUT UP!
(Danny and Stewie stop fighting)
Lois: Look. Why don't we all go home and relax for a while. Okay?
Peter: Lois is right. We all shouldn't be fighting. We should be caring about each other. Right?
Lois: Yeah. Now let's relax at home.
to be continued.......

[Csoup715]

that was good!!!  but i'v enever seen family guy lmao...

[Paris! :)]

Great story! lol!!

[BL]

wow...easier to follow, the best I've seen from you so far  

[cantseethewind]

I've never seen family man either. But it was funny. My sister realy liked it so I thought I'd check it out.  

[weird4]

Thanks. Here's the next Chapter.
Chapter 5: The Twist
(Danny walks through the door and sees Peter watching the television)
Danny: What are you......
Peter: Can't talk. Watching television.
Danny: You can't stay here all day watching television.
Peter:Watch me........ (Stares at the television)
(Peter switches to Adult Swim)
Announcer: Now we return to Family Guy.
Peter: Oh my God. Now I know how to get back to my universe. Come one Griffins!
Lois: How are we going to get back? We don't have our time belts.
Joey: You're leaveing already? Why!?
Danny: We'll go with you.
Peter: I don't know..................
Chris: Mom?
Lois: Yes honey.
Chris: I found this time belt in the bathroom.
Peter: Great. See ya.
(The Griffins jump into the television)
Danny: We have to run like the wind in order to see them.
Stephanie: Ever thought of getting a time belt dad?
Danny: That's a great idea. I'll order one right now.
(2 weeks later)
Danny: EVERYONE GET DOWN HERE!
Jesse: Elvis is alive?
Danny: No. The time belts are here.
(Everyone jumps into the television with their time belts on)
(At the Griffin home)
Peter: Finally we're not there.
Brian: I know what you're saying Peter. I lost to a staring contest against their dog.
(Flashback)
Brian: I challenge you to a staring contest.
(Comet barks and stares at Brian)
(2 hours later)
Brian: Ahh. I blinked. Darn!
(End flashback)
(The Tanner Family, Jesse, and Joey come out of the Griffins television)
Danny: Oh my God! We're animated.
Joey: Cool.
Jesse: FINALLY!
Peter: Oh my god. There here. (Peter runs over to Jesse and begins to beat the lights out of him)
to be continued.....

[iluvjoey]

YAY!!!! Jesse is having the snot beat out of him! Can't git enough! By the way, cantseethewind is my sis  

[weird4]

Ummm thanks......

[BL]

lol this is actually one of the more creative things you can do with fanfic...people don't do good crossovers very often...good job

[weird4]

Thanks BL! Keep on replying.

[weird4]

Okay. Here's another Chapter.
Chapter 6: Dun Dun Dun Dun.
Jesse: Holly crap!
Danny: Jesse!
Stephanie: How rude of you!
Peter: Hey. It's not my fault he came here in the first place.
Jesse: DIE YOU FATSO MEANIE YOU! (Jesse begins to beat up Peter)
Peter: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Get him off me.
Joey: CUT IT OUT YOU GUYS!
Lois: Shut up you dumb ***!
Stephanie D.J and Michelle: Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
Danny: GIRLS!
(Lois and Danny begin beating eachother up)
Stewie: Finally! My plan worked!
(Michelle begins to beat up Stewie)
Stewie: BLAST!
(Joey's staring at Chris and is thinking, "Oh my God.")
Chris: DIE YOU! (runs near Joey, but misses)
Chris: Damn.
Lois: Watch your language! (runs over to Chris and begins beating him up)
Danny: So that's how hard girls punch.
Lois: What! (Stops beating a Chris and begins beating up Danny)
(Several hours later)
Brian: Wouldn't it be a shame if that dog was here. I'd beat him up.
(Commet jumps out of the Griffins television)
Brian: My God. (Brian begins beating up Commet)
Peter: It's time you met my friend, ass! (Petter is naked and sits on the girls and farts)
Stephanie, D.J, and Michelle: Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Peter laughs)
Stewie: Blast! Where'd I put my ray gun?
BOOM!
Stewie: Gasp!
Stephanie: How rude!
to be continued.......

[BL]

lol it's starting to lose purpose (everyone's fighting everyone) but other than that good job  

[weird4]

Thank you. Another chapter coming soon.

[iluvjoey]

LOL!! I laughed so hard I don't think it was good for me! Lmao!!!! I just LOVE it when Jesse gets the 'have mercys' beat out of him! Only thing I didn't like was the 'naked ass' part *thinks about it and trys not to be sick*

[weird4]

He he. Thanks.