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Re: Session 65
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2008, 06:33:14 PM »
Danny: (comes to his senses) Crap, I'm naked
Police Officer: Sir, we're going to have to arrest you for public indecency.
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2008, 10:25:36 PM »
Michelle: Hey Dad, you get to go live in one of those tiny rooms with the bars on the doors!
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2008, 10:33:57 PM »
Joey: Gaaahhh!!! I'm covered with poop!! (pulls head out and lands on Danny being carried away.)
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2008, 10:38:19 PM »
Michelle: I think that I want to go home.
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2008, 10:57:17 PM »
Jesse:  No kidding.  Some of us here have been scarred for life today, and you girls look pretty shaken up too!  But before we go, I think we'll need to bail your father out of jail (takes a step and accidentally trips a police officer)  Err...officer.
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2008, 11:49:59 PM »
Police Officer: You can forget about bail.
Danny: KETCHUP AND GRAVY
PO: Maybe he'd be better off in an asylum
(Danny is driven away to the Happy Volts Insane Asylum)
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2008, 12:01:42 AM »
Jesse: (as an officer approaches him)  Be gentle, especially above the neck.

Stephanie:  Uh oh, our adult supervision is being taken away like flies...err I mean dropping like flies....Joey?
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2008, 02:56:46 AM »
Jpey: Uh...I think your on your own Steph. (shows Steph cuffs on his hands) I'm with Danny and Jess..
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2008, 10:08:43 PM »
Danny: (thinking) lucky for me I have my ultra strength clorox to go, those bars don't stand a chance
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2008, 11:27:51 PM »
Nicky: WAIT!  Mr Policeman, you dropped your sugar!! *holds up little plastic baggie of crack*
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2008, 12:06:21 AM »
Joey: Nooooooooooooo!! (swipes crack and throws it in monkey cage. Monkeys eat crack.)
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2008, 12:26:37 AM »
Jesse:  Smooth move, Joseph.  You just destroyed evidence that possibly could have saved us.  Now you're leaving the girls in the hands of drugged monkeys....(to himself while looking at the cop) kind of like us.

Stephanie:  Not to worry.  Dad gave me a backup plan if we ever in trouble. (pulls out a little packet from her pocket, which expands into an inflatable Brad Pitt)  Isn't he dreamy, and he's our chauffeur to boot!
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2008, 12:44:44 AM »
Joey: Ahhh...Well look if we get out of jail, we should go camping...
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2008, 08:07:07 PM »
Michelle:  Don't you see officer, this is all just a....uh...it's just a misuderstanding.  Yeah, actually it's Mess With A Poilce Officer Day!
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Re: Session 65
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2008, 10:16:57 PM »
Stephanie:  Uhh..that's right!  This is all just a joke, except for Brad.
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