One day, Tanner household decided to go to the North Pole to visit Santa. (It was all Steph's idea. She's stupid. D:<)
Once they boarded the plane, they realized they had the entire plane to themselves considering no one would be stupid enough to travel to the North Pole without some kind of scientific explanation for the travel.
So Stephanie, being the biatch she was, claimed first class with Steve. (Whatsherface's BF.) They were experimentin' with forks, spoons, and knifes. (If you know what I mean.)
Michelle realized that this was the stupidest idea EVER.
Comet was busy feeling up Danny.
Everyone else was acting retarded.
And the pilots were too trying to get DJ in on a threesome.
They were't controlling the plane, and they all plummeted into the Pacific Ocean, or whichever ocean is friggin' up there.
They all died and went to hell where they were screwed up the ass by Satan's pitchfork and forced to do horrible and back breaking labor.
...but Pam was the only one who survived.
