so one day the tanner got back from a thing and it was late so they went to bed.
anyhoe in the middle of the night, jesse awoke to hear a noise
he went downstairs to see, and he saw a thief! a thief! was stealing dannys toaster
jesse screamed and called 911, as the thief kidnapped the toaster through the bathroom window
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the family made billboards, flyers- even went on NATIONAL television to find danny's toaster. the perpetrator was described to be 5'4, has a weepy build, in his late 20's, has glasses, and has brown hair. At the time of the kidnapping, he had Dark Stonewash Levis 501 jeans. The family was offering $500,000 for the toasters safe return.
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4 years later, a man who fits the description was seen in a nightclub in a gay community. A picture was taken, shown to police, where he was identified and taken into custody. he admitted to kidnapping danny's toaster, but would not reveal its location. the perpetrator was sentenced to death, and was later stoned to death by inmates.
