*Takes place when Joey and Danny are in 5th grade*
On a cold winter night in the Tanner house, Danny and Joey are trying to keep warm during the worst blizzard yet in the decade. They're not *gay* close, but close enough to keep warm. The power has been out for hours and there is no heating anywhere. The fireplace hasn't been installed yet so they can't use the fire to keep warm.
Suddenly, Joey feels something wet. "Umm, Danny I think I need to use the bathroom," Joey says in his squeaky voice. Joey dashes for the bathroom (well I wouldn't say *dashes*, more like *runs like an 97 year old lady in high heels*) and pushes open the door. He quietly closes it, since he knows Danny's parents are sleeping. Joey also locks the door just to be safe. "Oh damn, I need to shit," he says quietly to himself. He pulls down his pants and sits on the toilet.
"Woah, what is this?" he says.
In his boxers, he finds a large red stain. He wonders what it could be but he doesn't know what to do about it. It was
very noticeable. He was too embarrassed to tell Danny that his *privates* were bleeding, so he just wrapped a towel around his waist.
Joey slowly, and uncomforably walks into Danny's bedroom.
"Why is there a towel around your waist," Danny asks curiously, and with a questioned look on his face.
"Umm... I have a little problem," Joey says, while his face blushes.
"May I have a look at the problem?" says Danny in a deep voice.
"I don't really think you want to see the problem..." Joey says with a nervous look on his face.
"Joe, are you hard?" Danny says with his hands on his hips, imitating his mom.
"NO... thats not it. But it DOES have to do with my penis," Joey says with his hands in his face. "I'm too afraid to show you"
"Dude, we're both guys. Let me just have a peek... I might be able to help you. I swear I won't tell anyone," Danny says with an honest face.
Without saying anything, Joey turns on the light, closes his eyes, tightens his face, quickly unwraps the towel, and pulls down his boxers. Blood is EVERYWHERE.
"Dude, it's like, bleeding," Danny says in shock.
"NO F.UCKING WAY..." Joey says sarcastically. "What do you think it is?"
"Well, does anything hurt?" Danny asks.
"Yeah, I have these stomach cramps. Maybe I'm just hungry?" Joey says while wondering.
"Hold on a sec, Joe..." Danny says while running out of the room. about 23 seconds later he comes back with a box of...
"TAMPONS?!" Joey screams.
"SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" says Danny. "It's a little weird for you to be screaming TAMPONS!!!!! at 3 in the morning."
"What the hell man... there's no way..." Joey says.
"These are my sisters. I'd take these with you. You can borrow a pair of my boxers, AS LONG as you clean yourself up and wear these. As good as I am a friend to you, I refuse to put these in you." Danny explains.
"Haha... no I think I can figure it out. I'll go clean myself up." Joey says while carrying the box of tampons to the bathroom, along with a pair of Danny's boxers.
72 minutes later...
...to be continued
