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Michelle learns to fart
« on: July 18, 2008, 05:30:00 AM »
It was a silly occasion at the tanner household. Joey was making mickey mouse pancakes, DJ was singing, stephanie was playing with her barbies, danny was waxing his walls, and michelle was at her little table drawing and drawing and drawing.

then all of a sudden... she farted! there was a giggle through the house.. then it was forgotten.. then.. michelle farted again. a giggle once more.. and forgotten once again.

5 minuets later, michelle farted again.. the family had no reaction.. i mean, she was JUST a 15 year old. Then.. there was another one, and another one! michelle seemed happy as she laughed and giggled and kept farting. "This is a first!" she said with delight!

Dj replied "Ewwwww.. it STINKS in dis house man. change ur diper fool".. joey reply in his cartoon voice "u disgustin!!" yo b u needa stop before u kill someone aiight?" danny replied, "Do you need me to clean ur bottem?"

Michelle became disgusted at herself and their comments and stopped all at once.


the end :D :D :D :D
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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 05:32:40 AM »
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yet again, my sides have split from laughing at these awesome stories! sm5

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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 02:41:23 PM »
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I should of stayed online last might :P

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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 05:02:12 PM »
Why, where were you? :P

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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 07:04:56 PM »
I signed off at around midnight, and I went to sleep :P

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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 09:39:21 PM »
I signed off at like 1:30 last night. (I was a bit tired from my 3 hour plane ride from CT to TX, but I still managed to stay up as late).

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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 10:55:33 PM »
stephanie was playing with her barbies, danny was waxing his walls
Well I certainly misread this line. :o

That's an unusual story.


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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 11:13:39 PM »
LMFAOOOOOOOO FHF

I'm suprised I didn't misread that :P

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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2008, 03:50:04 PM »
Wow, link, wow.
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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2008, 01:10:50 AM »
wow, mtfan, wow.
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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2008, 02:02:00 AM »
stephanie was playing with her barbies, danny was waxing his walls
Well I certainly misread this line. :o

That's an unusual story.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO I was about to point that out myself. sm5 At first  I read "Danny was waxing his balls" then I was like, "Wait...WHAT?!" so I scrolled back. sm5 Yet another awesome story, linko.
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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2008, 02:04:23 AM »
you sick pervert. i would never write that. never ever ever ever ever. and thank you :)
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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2008, 03:34:14 AM »
Dude, you should write about the Jerry Springer show, all the FH cast on that show. Now THAT would be hilarious. sm5

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Re: Michelle learns to fart
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2008, 02:12:51 AM »
you sick pervert. i would never write that. never ever ever ever ever. and thank you :)
Well I don't think our insinuation was really much of a stretch from the original story.


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