What about me?

[weird4]

Season: 10
Episode: 4

Characters (with ages): DJ (23), Danny (45), Michelle (15), Steve (25), Becky (36), Jesse (33), Alexandra (3 days old.), Joey (23) (Stephanie, Nicky, and Alex aren't going to be in this season since Stephanie is in colledge, Nicky and Alex are in a private middle school. They will appear near the season finalle of season 10.)

(Theme plays)
(Jesse enters with Alexandra. Becky exits the living room and heads towards the kitchen.)
Becky: Oh good. You got Alexandra from Day Care.
Jesse: Well it wasn't that easy. I got slobbered on.
Becky: Jess, their babies. Just like my angel Alexandra. (picks up Alexandra.)
Jesse: What about Nicky and Alex? Don't you miss them?
Becky: Of course I do. I love all of my children.
(Danny enters with the vacum cleaner and cleans the floor. Alexandra starts crying. Jesse turns off the vacum cleaner.)
Danny: Never turn off a mans vacum cleaner when he's makeing the floor clean.
Jesse: Danny, you're a neat freak! Every day you walk in here, clean the floors, wash the dishes that are all ready clean, wax the counter, Joey walks in and slips on the counter and lands on the ground, then you get ready for the show, go to work, and come back here dead tired and complain about how tired you were. Then you fall asleep then wake up and this stupid cycle happens again.
Danny: (as he finishes waxing the counter.) Jess, I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Joey walks in and slides on the counter and falls off.)
Joey: Oh great! That smarts!
Jesse: Told ya.

(Cut to Michelle's room. Michelle is drawing on some paper. DJ enters.)
DJ: What you doin?
Michelle: Drawing for my class project. We're doing a presentation on Hamlet.
DJ: Hamlet? Isn't that a little..well..hard for you?
Michelle: Oh don't worry. I got it planned out! (clears throat) Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou Romeo?
DJ: That's Romeo and Juliet.
Michelle: Oh..Let me try again. (clears throat again.) Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears
DJ: That's Julies Cesar.
Michelle: Well we're doing Hamlet. I bet I'll get is sooner or later.
DJ: And about how much of Hamlet did you read?
Michelle: 2 Acts?
(Steve enters.)
Steve: Hey Michelle. What ya doin?
DJ: She's working on her project for Hamlet.
Steve: OH! I remember that play. "To be or not to be! That is the question!"
Michelle: I was gonna say that.
DJ: Steve and I are going to the mall.
Michelle: The mall?! Can I come?
DJ: Sorry Michelle. You have a project to do.
Michelle: Well it's just makeing the title. I'll finish it later.
DJ: Oh no you don't. Work first. Fun later.
(DJ and Steve exit.)
Michelle: What about me?

[weird4]

(Screen fades in on the living room. Danny and Becky are looking over their lines for Good Night San Francisco. Enter Michelle.)
Michelle: Hey dad, can we g out and have some ice cream?
Danny: I'm sorry Michelle. Becky and I are prepareing for tonights show.
Becky: Yeah..Tonight's theme is 30's night.
Michelle: Why 30's night?
Danny: Because we'redoing it at a retirement center near the studio.
Becky: And we're going to interview 100 year old, Gilbert Filenstien.
Danny: Hey Beck, what rhymes with porcipine?
Becky: Why do you ask?
Danny: I don't know...It just came to me.
(Joey enters with a tie on.)
Michelle: Hey Joey, do you want to go get some ice cream with me?
Joey: No can do Michelle. I have a comedy bit that starts in 40 minuites.
Michelle: Cool. Can I come?
Joey: Sorry. There's an age limit.
Michelle: Oh..
Joey: But we can go out for ice cream after.
Michelle: How much later?
Joey: I'd say about 10ish..
Danny: It's going to take 5 hours for a comedy act?
Joey: Danny please..(whispers) It's at Hooters.
(Audience goes "Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh")
Michelle: What about me? What am I supposed to do if no one wants to do anything with me.
(Door bell rings. Joey answers door then exits.)
Kimmy: Hola Tannerettes!
Danny: (scoff) There's a first.
Kimmy: Hey Mr. Clean, you're cleaning digest magazine got in my mail box again!
Danny: Did Mr. Hoover make number 1 again?
Kimmy: Beats me Mr. Limma Beans!
Michelle: Hey Kimmy, wanna go out for some ice cream.
Kimmy: Oh sure thing. Well of course Duane's car broke down last night and is in the shop.
Becky: Can't you drive?
Kimmy: No can do Mrs Non Elvis impersonater...Never learned how.
Danny: That's a another first...
Kimmy: Oh calm down. Once Duane's car is fixed, I'll take you..(phones goes off. Kimmy answers.) (to phone) Hello?....Oh hey Duane.....It's fixed?.....That's gre-...What was that?.....What do you mean it was nothing?.....Sounded like a somthing....Duane you didn't!!.......Well how are you going to get home?.....Okay fine. My mother still needs her daily scrapeing on her feet....Okay..Bye. (hangs up) Well that's a no can do.
(Kimmy exits)
Michelle: This isn't fun.

[fullhouseforever]

It's certainly interesting to see the characters in different dynamics.  By season 10 Stephanie wouldn't be in college and DJ would still be in it but I can tell you changed the ages around for the sake of your fanfics.  Some pretty cool moments there, weird4.  Thanks for posting!

[weird4]

(Fade in on Michelle sitting at the table in the kitchen a lone. Jesse walks up stairs and sits next to Michelle.)
Jesse: What's wrong Michelle?
Michelle: No one wants to do anything with me.
Jesse: Oh really? Like what?
Michelle: Well...DJ and Steve won't let me go to the mall..Kimmy and Dad won't take me out for yogurt.
Jesse: So no one wants to do what you want?
Michelle: Yeah.
Jesse: Michelle, you have to put everyone you love before you.
Michelle: I don't love Kimmy.
Jesse: Oh..Well still. Anyway my point is that you should let everyone do what they want to do. You're working on Hamlet and work comes first. Do you understand?
Michelle: Yeah. I guess.
Jesse: Look at Stephanie for example. She's a freshman in colledge. She doesn't tell her what to do. Right?
Michelle: Uhh...(points at the window.)
Jesse: (turns around.) WHAAT THE HOLLY SEA TURTLES!?
(Jesse runs outside and beats up the mysterious person. Camera shows a shadow Jesse beating up the shadow person. Jesse falls to the ground and crawls back inside and sits on the chair next to Michelle all bruised up.)
Michelle: What was that?
Jesse: It was Gibblers dog, Scruffy.
Michelle: Uhhh..ok..
(Danny rushes in.)
Danny: I heard somthing from the living room. What happened?
Michelle: Uncle Jesse beat up Scruffy.
Danny: My vacum cleaner! (pulls Jesse by the ear and pulls Jesse upstairs. END.)

[fullhouseforever]

Lol, I like how Jesse's advice to Michelle is kind of lazy and off-center.   I don't know if you meant it that way or not but if they showed that on a real episode it would be hilarious. Smiley alert.