Quotes You Never Hear On FH

[fullhouseforever]

I think would be a fun thread for anyone here really.  Credit goes to IMDb where I saw this idea.  Basically quote the characters in a way that you wouldn't usually hear.  You can make really clever if you wish.

Danny: (to Michelle) SHUT UP!

Jesse:  That Kimmy sure is one fine lady.

Michelle:  Take that cake away. I want my green beans.

[MT Fan]

Stephanie: I wonder what Mr. Bear would look like as a pile of shredded pieces

[fullhouseforever]

Joey:  My god, Becky.  Close the door befor eyou have your way with me!

[Left Turn]

Danny: F you. Lightning is soooo gay. Shut up, you dick. Bilbo Baggins could kick your ass any day, Mr. happy go lucky. Could go on for hours, but I won't.

[fullhouseforever]

Stephanie: ...and if you really tick me off, I'll run you over with my car.

Vicky: Screw Flanders!

Duane: However

Aaron: Let's go to makeout creek!

[Left Turn]

Danny: Hello, Govenor, would it be possible to lower the driving age to ten?

Jesse: Elvis is way overrated.

Joey: I think I'm a little bit old for cartoons.

DJ: I need to gain weight. I have one week to look like these sumo wrestlers.

Stephanie: Yay, Kimmy Gibbler's staying over!

Michelle: It sure would be great to have Gia for a sister.

Becky: I think I'm gonna take up motorcross.

Kimmy: Patrick Swayze is such a dweeb.

[fullhouseforever]

DJ: I'm shaving my head apparently.

Danny: Mop?  What in the samhill does that mean?

Jesse: I'm balding...ALRIGHT!

Michelle: That's okay, Stephanie.  You can have the front seat this time.

[Tabby]

Danny: Cleaning? Cleaning is for wusses.

[fullhouseforever]

Stephanie:  My moustache is bleeding.

Joey: Shakespeare owns Wile E. Coyote

[Left Turn]

Joey: I love you, Mrs. Carruthers!

Kimmy: Alright, I got an acceptance letter from Stanford!

[fullhouseforever]

Becky:  That's a pretty sweet erotic cake you got there.

[Marte]

Danny: Girls, sure you can use the baking soda in my underwear drawer.

Jesse: I'm Popeye, the sailor man!

Joey: Will you marry me, Mrs Carruthers?

D.J: Homework is for dummies!

Stephanie: How polite!!

Michelle: I am so sick of cookies!

Becky: Danny, you have made my world rock upside down, ever since we became co-hosts!

Kimmy: I got an A!!

Steve: I'm full..

Nicky & Alex: We don't want a pony anymore, mommy. We want a giraffe!!

Duane: Anyhow..

Vicky: Nothing else is more important than being with the ones you love, not even my career! Yes Danny, I am ready to plan our wedding!

[Nay (fhfreak)]

Danny: F you. Lightning is soooo gay. Shut up, you dick. Bilbo Baggins could kick your ass any day, Mr. happy go lucky. Could go on for hours, but I won't.

^^Danny may not say that, but Bob Saget would.  xD

Jesse: My god Kimmy your shoes smell amazing. *sniffs shoe*

[fullhouseforever]

Michelle:  Wow this spaceship really injured my family.

Joey:  Jeff Franklin, your da bomb.  Oh no, a bomb!

DJ: Stephanie, will you please punch me in the face?
Stephanie: Wazzup, turkey?
DJ:  Whatever, just punch me in the face.
Stephanie: *kicks her in the shin*  Down with censorship!

As you can see, I had fun with this to the point where it makes almost no sense whatsoever. 

[Left Turn]

Joey: Yo dawg. You were really hot out there. You killed it. You sir, are one terrific singer. I see a bright future for you in this industry, man. Just keep it real, dawg.

Becky: Your dress looks very nice, I just don't think it was the greatest song choice for you.

Danny: What the hell was that? You sounded like a sick hyena or something. Last week you were terrific, and then this week you're terrible again. I just don't get it.

Stephanie: I can't believe Susan Boyle lost on Britain's got Talent.

Jesse: How the hell does that other guy win instead of Adam Lambert? The American public obviously doesn't know good music when they hear it.