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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #120 on: September 26, 2009, 01:36:33 AM »
*pulls out $500 from nose* Will this change your mind?
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #121 on: September 26, 2009, 05:54:21 PM »
*backs away from weird4*

Umm....no.

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #122 on: September 27, 2009, 02:16:30 AM »
*pulls out a puppy from his picket* How about now?
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #123 on: September 27, 2009, 02:45:20 AM »
Maude Flanders: Oh the horror, the horror! Won't somebody please think of the children!

*A rolled up t-shirt hits Maude Flanders in the head and knocks her unconscious*

Stan: Oh my God! You Killed Maude Flanders! You Bastard!
Montgomery Burns: Okily-dokily that sure was strange.
Dr. Hibbert: Ach!
(an anvil falls on both of them, but misses "Bob Saget")

Maxwell Smart: Missed him by that much.

Fullhouseforever: EXCITING!!


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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #124 on: September 27, 2009, 05:32:57 AM »
*Bob Saget picks up anvil and throws it at fullhouseforever*

Bob Saget: Hey you (bleep) You better (bleep)en stop throwing your (bleep) and (bleep) up.

weird4: SCORE!! *high fives Bob Saget*
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #125 on: September 27, 2009, 07:20:16 PM »
*pulls out a puppy from his picket* How about now?
Picket? Whats a picket? ???

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #126 on: September 28, 2009, 04:31:24 AM »
*looks at picket* Ooohhh...whats a picket fence doing in my pocket...*throws Picket at O.J Simpson*
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #127 on: September 28, 2009, 07:02:13 PM »
Ya know, I could use that picket sign to protest about....wait what should I protest on?

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #128 on: September 30, 2009, 01:48:14 AM »
Uhh...protesting?
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #129 on: October 01, 2009, 02:11:32 AM »
Protestant:  (steps forwards) I protest a lot.  It's in my name. (steps back)


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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #130 on: October 01, 2009, 06:32:13 PM »
Okay good, so you'll come in handy then.

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #131 on: October 02, 2009, 02:27:58 AM »
*takes picket fence and breaks it in half and gives half of the picket fence to the protester* There!
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #132 on: October 07, 2009, 08:48:43 PM »
I'm not a protestor.  I'm a protestant!  Not all are protestors are religilous!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!


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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #133 on: October 07, 2009, 10:56:42 PM »
Well "everybodys" a little bit racist.
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #134 on: October 09, 2009, 11:33:26 PM »
Maude Flanders: Oh the horror, the horror! Won't somebody please think of the children!

*A rolled up t-shirt hits Maude Flanders in the head and knocks her unconscious*

Stan: Oh my God! You Killed Maude Flanders! You Bastard!
Montgomery Burns: Okily-dokily that sure was strange.
Dr. Hibbert: Ach!
(an anvil falls on both of them, but misses "Bob Saget")

Maxwell Smart: Missed him by that much.

Fullhouseforever: EXCITING!!

Homer Simpson:  *whistling* Do do do do do!

*Trips over the t-shirt*

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Marge Simpson: Don't look, but someone hit Maude Flanders in the head with a t-shirt and killed her!

Homer: That was me. Ow, I think my arm is broken.

Lisa: Serves you right for hitting Maude Flanders in the head with a t-shirt and killing her.

Homer: D'oh!

Cartman: Hee hee. Maude Flanders is dead and homer has a broken arm.

Stan: Dude, that's not funny.

Cartman: Well, it's funny to me. Hee hee!

Lisa: Stan's right Cartman, it's not funny to laugh at other peoples pain.

Cartman: Well sometimes other peoples pain is funny.
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