Maude Flanders: Oh the horror, the horror! Won't somebody please think of the children!
*A rolled up t-shirt hits Maude Flanders in the head and knocks her unconscious*
Stan: Oh my God! You Killed Maude Flanders! You Bastard!
Montgomery Burns: Okily-dokily that sure was strange.
Dr. Hibbert: Ach!
(an anvil falls on both of them, but misses "Bob Saget")
Maxwell Smart: Missed him by that much.
Fullhouseforever: EXCITING!!
Homer Simpson: *whistling* Do do do do do!
*Trips over the t-shirt*
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Marge Simpson: Don't look, but someone hit Maude Flanders in the head with a t-shirt and killed her!
Homer: That was me. Ow, I think my arm is broken.
Lisa: Serves you right for hitting Maude Flanders in the head with a t-shirt and killing her.
Homer: D'oh!
Cartman: Hee hee. Maude Flanders is dead and homer has a broken arm.
Stan: Dude, that's not funny.
Cartman: Well, it's funny to me. Hee hee!
Lisa: Stan's right Cartman, it's not funny to laugh at other peoples pain.
Cartman: Well sometimes other peoples pain is funny.