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Offline weird4

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #135 on: October 10, 2009, 05:04:33 AM »
Oh you and your goofball jokes.
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #136 on: October 15, 2009, 12:56:30 AM »
Quote from: Pearl Jam on October 09, 2009, 11:33:26 PM
Quote from: fullhouseforever on September 27, 2009, 02:45:20 AM
Quote from: Wizards of Waverly Place on September 22, 2009, 04:46:45 AM
Maude Flanders: Oh the horror, the horror! Won't somebody please think of the children!

*A rolled up t-shirt hits Maude Flanders in the head and knocks her unconscious*

Stan: Oh my God! You Killed Maude Flanders! You Bastard!
Montgomery Burns: Okily-dokily that sure was strange.
Dr. Hibbert: Ach!
(an anvil falls on both of them, but misses "Bob Saget")

Maxwell Smart: Missed him by that much.

Fullhouseforever: EXCITING!!

Homer Simpson:  *whistling* Do do do do do!

*Trips over the t-shirt*

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Marge Simpson: Don't look, but someone hit Maude Flanders in the head with a t-shirt and killed her!

Homer: That was me. Ow, I think my arm is broken.

Lisa: Serves you right for hitting Maude Flanders in the head with a t-shirt and killing her.

Homer: D'oh!

Cartman: Hee hee. Maude Flanders is dead and homer has a broken arm.

Stan: Dude, that's not funny.

Cartman: Well, it's funny to me. Hee hee!

Lisa: Stan's right Cartman, it's not funny to laugh at other peoples pain.

Cartman: Well sometimes other peoples pain is funny.
Bart: That's for sure. *throws a hand grenade toward all the HR members*

Protestant (dressed up as Nelson Muntz): Ha ha!
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #137 on: October 15, 2009, 11:27:15 PM »
Miley Stuart: Sweet nibblets! Look at what the hand grenade did to my hair!
Lily: It's not that bad.
Miley: Are you kidding?
Lily: Maybe a little.
Miley: Who did this?
Lily: Him *points at Bart*
Bart: Uh oh, gotta run *Starts to run away*
Miley: Get back here *Grabs the back of Bart's shirt collar*
Bart: AAAAAAA!
Stan: This is the worst writing I've seen on a sitcom in ages.
Lisa: Agreed, it is pretty terrible.
Cartman: Well, at least it's funny. *looks at Miley wailing on Bart* Hee Hee!
*Everyone stares at Cartman in disbelief*
Cartman: What? What did I do?
« Last Edit: October 15, 2009, 11:28:50 PM by Pearl Jam »
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #138 on: October 16, 2009, 02:20:52 PM »
*pulls out cell phone* Hello 9-1-1? I'd like to file a lawsuit...
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #139 on: October 16, 2009, 08:12:46 PM »
Whoa a lawsuit? What did I miss? :o Oh, hey Bart and Lisa! I love your show! ;D
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #140 on: October 17, 2009, 04:53:58 AM »
*FCC van pulls up*

Head of FCC: weird4, you're under arrest for fileing a lawsuit against fictional cartoon characters
weird4: What?! But I'm to young to go to jail!
Head of FCC: ATTACK!!
*police officers come in and take weird4 away*
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"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #141 on: October 17, 2009, 10:22:28 PM »
*Cartman pulls out cell phone, and dials the police*
Cartman: Hello, officer, I'd like to file a lawsuit against weird4.
*Bart grabs phone*
Bart: And I'd like to file a lawsuit against Miley Stewart.
Cartman: Hey, give me my phone back!
*Cartman grabs phone back from Bart*
Homer: Ow, injured man here. Where's the ambulance?
Marge: Oh dear, I forgot to phone the Ambulance!
*Marge grabs Cartman's phone, dials 9-1-1*
Marge: Hello, 9-1-1, I have an injured man at 666 Riverside Drive, I need an ambulance.
Cartman: Sucks to your ambulance!
*Grabs phone back from Marge*
Stan: Dude, chill out.
Cartman: You suck! All of you!
Nelson: Take that back before I put my fist in your stomach!
Marge: Guys, guys, calm down. There's no need to get into a fight.
Nelson: Out of my way, lady!
*Shoves Marge out of the way, then punches Cartman in the gut*
Miley: Could this get any worse?
Lily: Um, you hair's on fire. *hands Miley a mirror*
Miley: Quick, grab that fire exstinghuisher!
*Lily grabs the fire exstinguisher and sprays foam all over Miley's hair*
Miley: Now this definitely can't get any worse!
Oliver: At least your hair's not on fire.
Miley: Yeah, but Bart is suing me!
Robbie Ray Stewart: Well, maybe if you hadn't beat up Bart, he wouldn't be suing you now, would he?
Miley: I guess not. Although Bart started it with his stupid hand grenade!
« Last Edit: October 17, 2009, 10:39:30 PM by Pearl Jam »
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #142 on: October 22, 2009, 01:51:37 AM »
Protestant: I can knock you out and then all your lawsuit worries will be blown away.
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #143 on: October 23, 2009, 12:32:21 AM »
*FBI helicopters hover in the air*

Announcer voice: It was the best of times...it was the worst of times...this...is one of those times.
Bill O Riley: You heard em kids. The government is a....wait what? I can't say this on television...Let's start over..What do you mean we're live? (Bleep) it! We're (bleep)in doing it live! WE'RE DOING IT LIVE! (Bleep) it! We're doing it live!
Ann Coulter: Uhh Bill about the rent in the apartment..
Bill O Riley: (Bleep) the rent! I paid half of the rent last week. (Bleep) you! (Bleep) everyone!
FCC: Bill O Riley. You're under arrest for swearing live on television.
Bill O Riley: WHAT THE (Bleep) IS GOING ON IN HERE?! WE'RE (Bleep)in doing it LIVE!
(Bill O Riley is taken away in a police car)
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #144 on: October 24, 2009, 12:19:30 AM »
Michael Moore: Will someone please get Bill O'reily and Ann Coulter out of here! These two are a prime example of what's wrong with mainstream news personalities in this country!
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #145 on: October 24, 2009, 03:41:05 AM »
Ann Coulter: Hey there handsome (strokes Michael Moore) There's an open spot in my appartment and I was wondering..
Stephen Colbert (jumps up from a pot hole) Holy intoxicating irony! THE MADNESS HAS HAPPENED IN THE WORLD!!
Michael Moore's lawyer: Uhh Mr. Moore about that lawsuit...not going to happen
Stephen Colbert: WOW! Michael Moore! Long time no see fellow Liberal!
Batman: Look Robin! This place is in danger. The world has gone mad.
Robin: Let me use the bat phone. I'll call for help
Batman: Why call for help?
Robin: Well....I'm defenseless.
Batman: It must be...the Jokers fault! (gets into feedle position)
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #146 on: October 28, 2009, 12:56:56 AM »
Quote from: Pearl Jam on October 24, 2009, 12:19:30 AM
Michael Moore: Will someone please get Bill O'reily and Ann Coulter out of here! These two are a prime example of what's wrong with mainstream news personalities in this country!
Subway Guy: Uh, does anyone wanna switch seats?
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #147 on: October 29, 2009, 01:44:17 AM »
*Ronald Mcdonald sneaks up to the Subway Guy and pouts a big mac in his mouth and the subway gains 20 pounds. Mcdonald runs away*

weird4: They'll never get me this time! Thank God I escaped...*finds universal remote on the ground and fast forwards 5 months* Phew things are back to normal.
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #148 on: October 31, 2009, 10:39:37 PM »
Anyone wanna go trick of treating with me? I'm not a fan of walking alone in the dark. :-\
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Re: Random 'R Us
« Reply #149 on: December 09, 2009, 12:00:26 AM »
Some Guy Named Jeff:  I'll go with you but people will wonder when it's Christmastime.
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