texts from last night

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dunno if yall are familar with texts from last night (www.textsfromlastnight.com) , but i was thinkin here we could post some of the good ones. i dont consider this a game cuz this aint competition, but jus something random to laugh at and keep the forum going

heres a few of the ones i found :

(701): I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.

(704): I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.

(484): its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed. 

(250): she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying. 

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(606): I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket

[ριсτυгε■ρεгғεсτ■ßоττlεם■гαgε]

omg that's from where my uncle lives i think

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omg that's from where my uncle lives i think

which one? maybe its him ................ bahahahah

[ριсτυгε■ρεгғεсτ■ßоττlεם■гαgε]

lmfao the one with the 606 in front of it

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oh boy D: i think u neeeda talk wit ur uncle A.Z.A.P. !

[ριсτυгε■ρεгғεсτ■ßоττlεם■гαgε]

biatch arte you drunk@!? boy i don't thinik yuu cojuld walk a straightt line

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hoo u talkin to

[ριсτυгε■ρεгғεсτ■ßоττlεם■гαgε]

yuuuuupo

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anyhoe, back to tfln.

[weird4]

Wow! Great site!

[ριсτυгε■ρεгғεсτ■ßоττlεם■гαgε]

i'm not a hoe! texts from last night suck

[Libby Chessler]

(256): Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?

(804): I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.

(256): We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.

(401): Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread

haha cool site, and great find too. Where did you find this?

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 (360): whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.

 (334): I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon

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(847): I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.