Yeah, its a wonderful way isnt it? I'm sure the noobs will just love this.
Now where was I?
(514):
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
(831):
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
(901):
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
(305):
Party in the USA is so catchy!
(863):
Yea, so is AIDS.
(613):
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
