Haha. Nice story, BL.
BL: Whoa!! Dude, I like know you!
Me: What? You're a stranger.. I don't know you!! STALKER!! RAPE!!
BL: Hang on a second you pshycopath! I'm BL from the HowRude Forums.
Me: Ooh.. so you're not a stalker nor a raper?
BL: No, of course not!
Me: Yay! Thank goodness gracious!
BL: What are you doing in a gorilla cage at the zoo?
Me: -Looks around the cage, seeing gorillas- Maybe that is because I am one?
BL: Okay.. I think I might head off to the Lion cages.. you're welcome to come entertain me inside there.
Me: Very funny, BL!