Episode Number: 193
Episode Title: Comb Swap
Season Episode: Season 9, Episode 1
Date Written: 4/13/05, posted to Internet on 4/13/05
Written By: pillowpc2001
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People that appear and/or are heard in this episode:
Jesse
Nicky
Alex
Danny
Becky
Kimmy
Dwayne's voice
Vicky's voice
People that don't appear in this episode:
Steph and Michelle are at Camp Lakota
DJ and Joey are counselors at Camp Lakota
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TEASER:
(Jesse, Nicky, and Alex are in the living room watching TV.)
(Jesse is watching the shopping network.)
TV: Call now for this amazing deal! This original comb used by Elvis himself is only $999.99! This comb will be gone in 15 minutes!
Nicky & Alex: WOW!
Jesse: You can say that again!
Nicky & Alex: WOW!
Jesse: No, boys, it's just a saying.
Nicky: What's a saying?
Jesse: Well, a saying is when you say something, but you mean something else.
Alex: Huh?
Jesse: For example, if I say "Get out of here!", I mean...
(Nicky and Alex leave the room.)
Jesse: No wait, boys, come back here...
Nicky & Alex: Bye, Daddy!
(Jesse goes out the front door, leaving the TV on.)
THEME
(Becky and Danny come into the living room, and see what's on TV)
TV: Get this original comb used by Elvis!
Danny: Wow! Jesse would love that!
TV: It's only $999.99!
Becky: Well, he might not like it too much.
(Nicky and Alex come running down the stairs)
Nicky: Mommy! Mommy!
Becky: What is it, Nicky?
Nicky: Alex flushed something down the potty.
Becky: Alex, what did you flush?
Alex: A comb.
Becky: What comb?
Alex: Mr. Good Part.
Danny: That's Jesse's favorite comb. What are we going to do?
Becky: I think I have an idea, but we'll have to hurry. Come with me.
(Danny, Becky, Nicky and Alex run up the stairs)
COMMERCIAL
(Becky unlocks a case in her and Jesse's closet and digs out something)
Danny: What's that?
Becky: Jesse's framed picture of Mr. Good Part.
Danny: How will that help?
Becky: See? Mr. Good Part looked exactly like that Elvis comb on TV.
Danny: Don't tell me you're gonna buy that comb and make Jesse think it's Mr. Good Part?
Becky: Okay, I won't tell you.
Danny: Becky, that comb costs $1000! Where are you gonna get that kind of money?
Becky: I'll figure something out... Danny, can I borrow a thousand dollars?
Danny: No.
Becky: Well, I guess I can afford it.
Danny: Well you better call soon. There's not much time left.
(They run back downstairs to check the TV)
TV: You only have 10 minutes to call! Call now!
Danny: All right, we're calling!
(Becky picks up the phone)
Becky: Oh no, someone's using the phone!
Danny: But who could it be?
(Danny and Becky run back up the stairs)
(Nicky and Alex are on the Internet on Jesse and Becky's laptop)
Nicky: Look Mommy! We won the game!
Becky: That's great Nicky, but you have to get off the computer for a little bit!
Alex: Awwwww.
Danny: Actually, there's about 9 minutes before the Elvis comb is gone, so they have about 4 minutes before we should call.
Becky: All right. Nicky, Alex, you can stay on just a little bit longer.
Nicky & Alex: Yaayy!
(Danny and Becky run back downstairs)
TV: No one bought this one of a kind Elvis comb yet! Call now!
Becky: Great! No one bought it yet!
Danny: And who else would want to at this price?
Becky: Well, we're cutting it pretty close here. There's still plenty of time for someone else to buy it!
COMMERCIAL
TV: Only 5 minutes left!
Becky: Nicky! Alex! Time to get off the computer!
(Becky runs up the stairs to help Nicky and Alex get off the Internet)
TV: 4 minutes 30 seconds left!
Danny: Becky! Hurry up!
Becky: OK, they just got off! Call them!
(Danny picks up the phone, but someone is already on.)
(Voices are heard)
Kimmy: Hi Dwayne!
Dwayne: Whatever.
Danny: GIBBLER!!! What are you doing? I have to make an important phone call!
Kimmy: Hola, Mr. T.
Danny: Dwayne, Kimmy'll have to call you back. On her own phone.
Dwayne: Whatever.
(Danny goes into the kitchen where Kimmy made her call.)
Danny: Gibbler, why aren't you at home?
Kimmy: My parents kicked me out for a few days. I borrowed my mom's sneakers because I found out mine were all gross and smelly.
Danny: I found that out eight years ago.
Kimmy: Would you believe how long Nicky & Alex were on the Internet? I was waiting forever to make that call!
Danny: Kimmy, can I ask you to do something for me?
Kimmy: What?
Danny: Leave.
Kimmy: All right, I'm out of here.
(Kimmy goes out the back door.)
(Danny runs back into the living room)
TV: 2 minutes remaining!
Danny: Quick Becky! Call!
(Becky dials the number)
Becky: Did anyone order the comb yet?... That's great! I'd like to buy it... Thank you... Bye.
Danny: Did you get it?
Becky: Yes.
Danny: Great.
TV: The comb has just been bought, with 30 seconds to spare!
Becky: Wow, that was close.
COMMERCIAL
(Becky hangs up the phone)
Danny: Who was that?
Becky: The man from the shopping network. I gave him the billing and shipping info. The comb will be here in 4 days. I'll just tell Jesse that I took Mr. Good Part to get repainted.
(Jesse walks in the front door)
Becky: Oh Jesse, I wanted to talk to you about Mr. Good Part. I took it down to the store, and it's going to be repainted. It'll be ready in 4 days.
Jesse: Really!
(Becky nods)
Jesse: That's funny, because I have Mr. Good Part right here! (Pulls Mr. Good Part out of his pocket)
(Becky & Danny look at each other)
Danny: Uh-oh!
Jesse: What's going on?
Becky: The boys told me they flushed Mr. Good Part down the toilet, and--
Jesse: Oh, that would be Mr. Good Part Jr., the five-dollar comb I got for Nicky and Alex.
Becky: Oh...
Jesse: Oh what?
Becky: Well, I bought a comb to switch it with, because it looked exactly like Mr. Good Part.
Jesse: Well that's not so bad.
Becky: It kind of cost a thousand dollars.
Jesse: A thousand dollars??!! We can't afford that!
Becky: Did I mention it was used by Elvis?
Jesse: Oh thank you so much honey! I can't wait till it gets here!
Becky: But Jess, it was only when I thought Mr. Good Part was gone. Now that it's not, we don't have to get the comb.
Jesse: No, we do. (Jesse starts for the door)
Danny: Where are you going?
Jesse: To wait for my comb to get here.
Becky: It comes in 4 days!
Jesse: I'll drive there and pick it up!
Danny: The station's in Chicago!
Jesse: I don't care!
Becky: Jess, wait!
(Becky runs after Jesse, who runs out the door)
(Danny sits down to watch the shopping network)
Danny: I wonder what else they have on the shopping network...
Vicky (on TV): Hi Danny! Becky told me you had this channel on!
Danny: Vicky!?
THE END
