Alright! Today I'm going to do Chapters 1-5 so folks, this is going to be really long!
(Bubbles, the narrarator walks over to a chair and sits down and opens the book, 'A Merry HR Christmas' and begins reading to us.)
Twas the night before Christmas.
And all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring.
Not even a mouse.
Everyone was sleeping in their homes,
Noone made a peep.
Not even a weep!
Only 10 HR members were staying up late on this night.
Waitng for Saint Nick.
What a fright?
weird4: HOLLY SHAZ BOT!!!
A member weird4 shouted,
weird4: SAINT NICK IS NOT!
weird4's dad: What's with the yelling!? It's getting late. Santa's coming!
weird4's older sister: I'M TELLING!
Poor little weird4 was feeling down.
I can tell from his frown.
weird4: Where are you Santa? Where can I find you. OH MY LANTRA!
weird4's mom: Now, you really have to go to bed!
weird4's dad: To bed to bed. I once said. If you don't go to bed, you'll be dead!
end of chapter 1.
Chapter 2
weird4 wasn't the only one who was staying up late.
Sometimes after dinner, they'd wash their plates.
Another member was staying up late. His name was John aka BL!
BL was in his room, reading his comics.
And my gosh was he in for a BLT!
BL: Yummy! *drools*
BL's dad: WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE!?
BL: Uh...nothing..
BL's dad: DON'T LET ME BRING IN THE BEAR!?
BL: Yikes!
It was about time for BL to go to sleep,
As long as he doesn't make a peep!
end of Chapter 2...
Chapter 3......
Ahh yes, this member was having a wonderfull Christmas eve...
But according to her diary,
She has a pet peeve!
Miss Bloom: AAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHO LOOKED IN MY DIARY!?
Bubbles aka the narrarator: Uhhhhhhm......... Not me..
Miss bloom: Scuese me but I have to call me pet peeve!!!
Where was I?
Oh yeah.
Miss bloom walked down stairs to her phone.
When she called her pet peeve,
Nobody was home!
Miss Bloom: That's odd.
Miss Bloom pondered!
Miss Bloom: I should call God!
Miss Bloom's dad: What are you doing? It's getting late.
Miss Bloom: I have a date!?
Miss Bloom's dad: You know by this rate, Santa isn't going to come.
Miss Bloom: Now that, I'd hate.
So Miss Bloom ran to her room.
But suddenly, there was a BOOM!
end of Chapter 3.
Chapter 4
What was that boom you ask?
Maybe it's time,
For her very first task!
At corndogs house,
We see him eat,
A mouse!?
corndog: EWWW!! BLEH! STUPID RAT! NOW GO AWAY! AND JUMP INTO MY DAD'S HAT!
Mouse: Squeek?
corndog: What is this? A note? That says I should.......
It was 2:00 in the morning and bells were ringing.
And by this hour,
Carolers would be singing!
corndog smiled and quickly fell asleep!
And dare I say this,
He didn't make a peep...
end of Chapter 4..
Chapter 5....
Here all gather here today, to hear about Sue,
Stepping in,
Dog poo? EWWWWWWW!!!
Sue was having a dream,
That she got hit
By a lazer beam!
But luckly survived! She was okay!
Sue decided to run out and play!
Sue's dream was weird,
Just like her crush,
Who just grown a beard!
Sue: Who are you?
Voice: You might remember me....
Sue: Dude!?
Voice: Some say I am the spammer.
Sue: I know! You're a jack hammer!
weird4: NO! It's me! You're future husband!
Sue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *covers eyes*
End of Chapter 5.
