Episode Number: 194
Episode Title: Kindergarten Coop (Part 1)
Season Episode: Season 9, Episode 2
Date Written: 4/14/05 and 4/15/05, posted to Internet on 4/20/05
Written By: pillowpc2001
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*NOTES*:
-My shows are meant to take place right after Season 8 ended, not in the
present. So it's actually around September or October 1995 about now.
-This episode title is based on the movie "Kindergarten Cop".
-Episode 193's title was somewhat based on the ABC show "Wife Swap".
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RECAP:
Announcer person: Last week, on Full House...
Nicky: Alex flushed something down the potty.
Becky: Alex, what did you flush?
Alex: Mr. Good Part.
Becky: See? Mr. Good Part looked exactly like that Elvis comb on TV.
Becky: Oh Jesse, I wanted to talk to you about Mr. Good Part. I took it down to the store.
Jesse: That's funny, because I have Mr. Good Part right here! (Pulls Mr. Good Part out of his pocket)
Becky: Well, I bought a comb to switch it with.
Jesse: Well that's not so bad.
Becky: It kind of cost a thousand dollars.
Jesse: A thousand dollars??!! We can't afford that!
Becky: Did I mention it was used by Elvis?
Jesse: Oh thank you so much honey!
Jesse: I'll drive there and pick it up!
Becky: Jess, wait!
(Becky runs after Jesse, who runs out the door)
Danny: I wonder what else they have on the shopping network...
Vicky (on TV): Hi Danny!
Danny: Vicky!?
THEME
COMMERCIAL
(Danny is shocked by seeing Vicky on TV)
Danny: Vicky!?
Vicky (on TV): I'm really busy here, I'm gonna call you in 2 days! Bye!
(Vicky runs off the TV screen)
Danny: Vicky!?
(Becky comes running in the front door)
Becky: Surprise! When I was on the phone with the guy from the shopping network, he told me Vicky was working at the station, so I told him to get her on TV and say hi to you!
Danny: Really?
Becky: Yeah!
Danny: Wait, didn't Jess go outside with you? Where is he?
Becky: Well, he wasn't kidding. He went to get the comb.
(knock on door)
Danny: That's probably Jesse. Hopefully he came to his senses.
(Joey makes a trumpet noise)
Becky: I don't think it is.
(Joey, DJ, Steph, and Michelle come in the door)
Danny: Hey! welcome home!
(Everybody starts hugging each other)
Steph: We passed Uncle Jesse speeding away on his motorcycle at 70 mph down an alley! What happened?
Becky: Long story. He's going to Chicago.
Michelle: Why?
Becky: To pick up an Elvis comb.
DJ: We should have known Elvis was involved.
Steph: Are Nicky & Alex ready for their first day of kindergarten tomorrow?
Becky: Yep. I've been working with them for the last 2 weeks.
(Nicky & Alex come down the stairs)
Nicky & Alex: A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z. Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me.
(audience applauds)
Becky: Great job, boys!
Nicky: Thank you, Mommy.
Danny: So, how was camp?
Joey: It was so fun, we got to stay up real late and eat junk food and...
Danny: Not you, the girls!
Steph: It was great, and this time Michelle remembered to leave the animals there!
DJ: Well, I have to go call Steve.
Danny: Didn't you call him every day from camp?
DJ: Yeah, but I didn't call him from home all summer. See ya.
(DJ runs upstairs)
COMMERCIAL
(Nicky, Alex, Michelle, and Steph are in the kitchen)
(Gia comes in back door)
Gia: Hey Steph.
Steph: Hi Gia.
Gia: Nicky, Alex, are you ready for your first day of kindergarten?
Alex: Are you ready for your sixth year of junior high?
(Michelle high-fives Alex)
(Danny comes down the stairs)
Danny: OK we're late, let's go to school.
Michelle: But Dad, we didn't have breakfast.
Danny: Here, I'll bring Pop Tarts. (Grabs PopTarts and some blankets)
Steph: Dad, what's the blankets for?
Danny: To protect the seats from crumbs.
Becky: OK, time to go!
(Danny, Becky, Nicky, Alex, and Michelle go out the door)
(at school)
Nicky: That's not our school!
Alex: It's too big!
Michelle: It's okay, I'll be there. I'll help you find your rooms.
Nicky & Alex: OK.
Danny: Bye Michelle!
Michelle: Bye Dad!
Becky: Bye boys!
Nicky & Alex: Bye Mommy!
(in the school building)
Nicky: Michelle, where do we go?
Michelle: Right here. Bye bye, Nicky, Alex!
Nicky & Alex: Bye bye Michelle!
COMMERCIAL
(at home)
Becky: I'm getting worried about Jesse. I hope he calls soon or even better, comes home.
Danny: You know how Jesse is about Elvis. He'll do anything to get Elvis products.
Becky: Yeah, I know.
(Michelle, Nicky, and Alex come in the door)
Michelle: Thanks for the ride, Mrs. Gibbler! (closes the door) Wow, that car smells bad.
Alex: It smells like Kimmy's feet.
Becky: Nicky, Alex, how was kindergarten?
Nicky & Alex: Bad.
Becky: Bad? How come?
Nicky: Cooper made fun of us.
Becky: He did?
Alex: He said we were stupid.
Becky: Why did he say that?
Nicky: We couldn't do algabuh ecations. (meaning to say algebra equations)
Alex: He said he can.
Becky: Well that's no excuse. We'll have to have a talk with him and his mommy and daddy.
Nicky: OK.
(phone rings)
(Danny answers it)
Danny: Hello?
Becky: Who is it?
Danny: It's Jesse.
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK...
