Episode Number: 195
Episode Title: Kindergarten Coop (Part 2)
Season Episode: Season 9, Episode 3
Date Written: 4/19/05 thru 4/22/05, posted to Internet on 4/27/05
Written By: pillowpc2001
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*NOTES*:
-RHRP means Rush Hour Renegades person.
-C's mom means Cooper's mom.
-C's dad means Cooper's dad.
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RECAP:
Announcer person: Last week, on Full House...
Vicky (on TV): I'm really busy here, I'm gonna call you in 2 days! Bye!
Danny: Vicky!?
Danny: Wait, didn't Jess go outside with you?
Becky: He went to get the comb.
Danny: OK we're late, let's go to school.
Becky: I'm getting worried about Jesse. I hope he calls soon or even better, comes home.
Becky: Nicky, Alex, how was kindergarten?
Nicky & Alex: Bad.
Becky: Bad? How come?
Nicky: Cooper made fun of us.
Becky: He did?
Alex: He said we were stupid.
Becky: We'll have to have a talk with him and his mommy and daddy.
(phone rings)
(Danny answers it)
Danny: Hello?
Becky: Who is it?
Danny: It's Jesse.
THEME
COMMERCIAL
(Danny hangs up phone)
Becky: What did Jesse say?
Danny: He said he was stuck in road construction, and he had to pull into an airport to stay overnight.
Becky: Well is he coming home?
Danny: He said he realized what he was doing was stupid.
Becky: Great.
Danny: Well he said it was stupid because he remembered the comb was being delivered anyway.
Becky: Oh. So is he coming home?
Danny: He says he's gonna drive overnight and be home tomorrow morning.
Becky: Finally.
(Danny has funny look on his face)
Becky: Danny, something's wrong, isn't there?
Danny: What? No, no, everything's fine! (yells upstairs) Girls, dinner!
Becky: Then why won't you look me in the eyes?
Danny: All right. It just sounded like Jesse wasn't alone.
Becky: Oh. Well who was he with?
Danny: I don't know, but it sounded to me like he's cheating on you.
Becky: What? That's crazy!
Danny: Well, I know Jesse loves Elvis, but do you think he would run off for two days just to get an Elvis product?
Becky: Well...
Danny: It was a woman's voice I heard in the background on the phone.
Becky: But...
Danny: She said to Jesse, "Did you tell him about me?" and he said no!
Becky: Oh my gosh, do you think he's cheating on me?
Danny: I'm sorry, Becky.
Becky: If he's is, I'm gonna...
(girls come down stairs)
Danny: Hi, girls!
Michelle: Aunt Becky, what's wrong?
Becky: There's nothing wrong, girls!
Steph: Yes there is, you won't look us in the eyes!
Danny: Girls, don't bother Aunt Becky now, she probably doesn't want to talk about it.
Becky: They'll find out sooner or later. Your Uncle Jesse's cheating on me.
DJ, Steph, Michelle: What?
(start hugging, saying "Sorry", "It'll be okay", etc.)
COMMERCIAL
(at the radio station)
RHRP: Rush hour renegades, comin' at ya!
Joey: Hello, San Fransisco, I'm Joey Gladstone. Jesse is not here today, he's driving across the country to pick up an Elvis comb that is being delivered anyway. When he gets back, he'll tell us how he survived being an idiot. Now, here's some music.
(pushes a button)
(back to Tanner house. Cooper and his mom & dad enter the front door)
C's mom: Hi Becky!
Becky: Hi.
C's dad: So what did you call us over here for?
Becky: Well, I wanted to talk to you about Cooper. The boys said Cooper was making fun of them.
C's mom: Cooper, is that true?
Cooper: They couldn't do algebra!
Becky: Cooper, just because you do good in school...
Cooper: Do well.
Becky: Right... just because you do well in school, and might be smarter than Nicky and Alex... and smarter than me... that doesn't give you the right to make fun of them.
C's dad: Yeah, Cooper, it's not right to brag and make fun of other kids. It only hurts them.
Cooper: Okay. I'm sorry, Nicky and Alex.
Nicky and Alex: That's OK.
Cooper: Want me to teach you algebra?
Nicky: Sure.
Alex: OK.
Becky: Can you teach me too?
(Cooper, Nicky and Alex run out of the room, Becky following them)
(back to radio station)
Joey: I'd just like to ask you listeners out there, if you see an idiot with a mousse can wandering around, please call me.
(worker comes into the room, gives Joey a clipboard, then runs out)
Joey: And we have a visitor here to visit us. Great, I won't be alone.
(Danny comes in the door)
Joey: Hey, I think I know this guy! We have Danny Tanner here, you might know him from his talk show, Wake Up San Fransisco.
Danny: Hi everybody!
Joey: So Danny, any updates on your show?
Danny: Well, next week is Exotic Foods week. Each day we will have a famous cook on to cook some crazy foods for us.
Joey: So what foods will you be cooking? Moose?
Danny: Yes.
Joey: Really? How about bear?
Danny: Yes.
Joey: Wow! How about squirrel burgers?
Danny: Yes!
Joey: How about - ?
Danny: Yes.
Joey: Bug stew?
(Danny gives Joey a funny look)
Joey: And we'll be back with Danny Tanner after this song.
(Pushes a button)
Danny: Joey, are we off the air?
Joey: Yeah, why?
Danny: We figured out Jesse's cheating on Becky.
Joey: What? Are you sure?
Danny: Yeah.
Joey: Oh, that's terrible.
COMMERCIAL
(in the morning)
Jesse (from outside): I'm back!
Becky: OK, you know what to do.
(everyone nods)
(Jesse comes in)
Jesse: Hi everyone!
(Everyone is glaring at him)
Jesse: Did you forget how to say hi while I was gone?
Becky: I can't believe you did this to me!
Jesse: What? I'm sorry I ran out to get the Elvis comb, but...
Becky: Not the comb! I can't believe you're cheating on me!
Jesse: What? I'm not cheating!
Danny: Then who was that woman you were with at the airport?
(Vicky walks in the door)
Jesse: Oh, you mean Vicky?
Vicky: Hi everybody!
Danny: Vicky!
Joey: You're having an affair with Vicky??
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK...
