Danny's Big Bust

[Alexa]

*In this fanfic,Danny goes overboard with cleaning,and a tragic accident hapens.Danny is 33,Stephanie is 7,DJ is 13,Michelle is 3,Jesse&Becky are 27,and Joey is 32.It is season 3.

Danny-(singing )Cleaning,cleaning,cleaning;that's what I do best.Cleaning,cleaning,cleaning;that is this big fest.O how I love to clean.I'ts what makes me lean.O I just love to cleeeeaaannnnn!
DJ-Dad,get a grip.Cleaning isn't everything.
Danny-But this is National Cleaning Week
Joey-Yeah...for the Tanner family.
Jesse-Daniel listen,we need dont have to have a whole week to clean...we can hire a cleaning service.
Danny-Thanks for the thought,but the Tanners know how to do it themselves.Now we are gonna learn the clean song.(singing)Cleaning,cleaning,cleaning,that's what we do best.Cleaning,cleaning,cleaning,that is this big fest.O how we love to clean.Thats what makes us lean.O we just love to cleeaaannnn!(stops singing)Everyone,sing along!
Everyone-Cleaning,cleaning,cleaning,thats what we do best.Cleaning,cleaning,cleaning,that is this big fest.O how we love to clean.Thats what makes us lean.O we just love to cleeeeaaannnn!
Joey-Lets get National Cleaning Week over with.
Danny-OK,lets split up and clean,clean,clean!!
(DJ and Steph are cleaning the upstairs bathroom)
DJ-Steph,Dad's really going whacko,now that it's National Cleaning Week.
Stephanie-You're right Deej.We gotta get Daddy unhooked from cleaning.
DJ-Steph,I have a plan.Go get Uncle Jesse,Joey,and Michelle up here.
Stephanie-I'll be right back.
(Steph just got back with Jesse,Joey,and Michelle.
Jesse-Stephanie said you have a plan about Danny.
Joey-What is it?
DJ-Come here.
(everyone kneels down to here DJ)
DJ-This is the plan.We tell Dad to go somewhere,like a movie,or somewhere that he likes to go.Then we get mud,dirt,and lots of grease and grime.We say that National Cleaning Week isn't working.That way,Dad will just clean the house when it's dirty,and we could even help,then.So,what do you think?Should we try it?
Jesse-Yes!Thats a great plan.Lets go try it.
(downstairs.)
Joey-Danny,you've been working so hard.Why don't you go see a movie.I will give you 10$.Here(he gives Danny 10$)Have a great time!
Danny-This is so nice.Thank you.This was a great present.Now,yopu will watch out for dirt,wont you?
Joey-Yep,we sure will bye,Danny.
(Danny leaves)
Stephanie-Is he gone?
Michelle-What are we doing?
Jesse-We are gonna bring dirt into the house.You can get into your bathing suit and play in dirt!
Michelle-Al right!
Stephanie-Can me and DJ get in to our bathing suits too?
Jesse-I'll tell you what.We all will.Lets get down and dirty!
Everybody-YEAH!
(later they are in their bathing suits and playing in mud)
DJ-This is awsome!I'm gonna bring in the hore for more dirty fun!
Stephanie-Throw me in mud,Uncle Jesse!
Jesse-OK.Hold on tight.
Stephanie-Weeeeeeee!!!(she lands in a big pile of dirt)
Michelle-Throw me!
Joey-I'll throw you!Hold on!
Michelle-Yay!!!((she falls in dirt)
DJ-I've got the hose!
Jesse-Turn it on Deej!
(DJ turns on the hose)
Stephanie-Yay!!!!!!!!
DJ-Lets turn on some music!
Joey-Hit it...DJ!
(DJ turns on the song 'Celebration')
Everybody-(singing)Celebrate good times,come on!Lets celebrate!
Joey-This is awsome!
Michelle-You got it,dude!
Jesse-I'm so glad Danny's not here.
(Danny walks in)
Michelle-(nervously)You're in big trouble,mister.

TO BE CONTINUED

[Alexa]

Danny-WHAT THE H**L HAPPENED?WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO????YOU THREW DIRT IN HERE!HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO THIS TO ME?O MY GOSH,I'LL NEVER EVER GET THIS HOUSE CLEAN!!!
Joey-Danny,calm down,we'll clean it up.
Danny-You better!How could you do this to me?!I actually thought you guys cared about me,by sending me to a movie.I thought,that after a long,fun day of cleaning,you guys cared,by sending me to a movie.But I guess I was wrong.
DJ-Dad,we do--
Danny-I'm getting my wallet.I'm going to the Red Hil Hotel and Casino in LA for the night.I cant be in the same city as you guys for today.Excuse me.(he gets his wallet and goes back downstairs)Goodbye.(he leaves)
DJ-I didnt know he was gonna have a terrible fit.
Jesse-DJ,it's not your fault.I thought he was gonna help us clean up too.I mean it was understandable for him to be mad,but I didnt think he would fly into a rage.
Joey-So I guess we have to clean it up.
Jesse-Lets hire a cleaning service.
DJ-Uncle Jesse,we made the mess.We are gonna clean it up.All of us.
Joey-She's right,Jess.We did make the mess,so we should clean it up.
Stephanie-I agreed with Uncle Jesse,but OK.Maybe it'll be fun.
Joey-Lets clean!
Stephanie-You wanna sing the cleaning song?
Everyone except Stephanie-NO!
Stephanie-OK,OK,dont have a hissi fit.
(later the house is clean)
Joey-Should we call Danny and tell him he can come home?
Jesse-No,I dont think so,Joseph,I think we should let him be.
Joey-Ok,Jess.Girls,please go upstairs and take a bath.
DJ-OK.C'mon Steph.C'm,on Michelle.We can take a bubble bath
Stephanie-OK.(the girls go upstairs)
Joey-Hey,Jess,I'm gonna go make some coffe,you want some?
Jesse-Sure!
(in the bathroom)
Stephanie-Daddy really is mad,huh?
DJ-Yeah.I guess we shouldnt have done that.
Michelle-It was fun.
DJ-You're right Michelle,it was fun,but it was also very wrong.We should not have done that.
Stephanie-We can always do it outside.
(later downstairs.Becky comes in)
Jesse-Hey Becky.
Becky-Hi Jesse,Hi Joey.
Joey-Did you here about Danny?
Becky-Yeah,the girls called me.I wanted to see how the house was.
Jesse-It's fine.You wanna stay over tonight?We have room for one extra person.
Becky-I would love to.I'll go get my stuff.
(in the bathroom.the girls are out of the tub,and in their pajamas.)
DJ-Its kinda fun being in your pajamas at 4:00.
Stephanie-Yep.
Michelle-I feel good,even though we did a bad thing.
DJ-Yeah.A bath or a shower can make you feel as good as new.C'mon,lets go downstaris.I think Joey is making hot cocoa.
Stephanie-OK.
DJ-(walking downstairs with Stephanie and Michelle)Joey are you making hot cocoa?
Joey-Yep.O,and Becky is staying over tonight.
Stephanie-Al right!
DJ-Joey,can you put extra whipped creme on mine?
Stephanie-Mine too!
Michelle-I dont like whipped creme.
Joey-Sure-Extra,extra,none.Got it.
 
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[Alexa]

(Joey returns with the hot cocoa)
DJ-Yum,this looks good.Thank you Joey.
Stephanie-Yeah,thank you Joey
Michelle-Thank you very much.
Joey-You're welcome girls.Becky,would you like some coffee?
Becky-Sure.Would you mind putting some whipped creme on mine?
Joey-Sure.(he goes into the kitchen)
DJ-This is fabulous hot cocoa.
Michelle-You got it,dude.
Jesse-Why dont we think about a way to make Danny feel better?
DJ-Maybe we could make him a card.
Stephanie-Maybe we could buy him a new mop.
Michelle-We could make a 'We're sorry' cake.
DJ-Ooohhh,I like that idea.
Jesse-Why dont we do all those things?
Everyone-OK.
(Joey walks in with the coffee.Jesse and Becky thank him and take a cup)
Michelle-Hey,Joey!Guess what!We are gonna bake a cake for Daddy!
Joey-Cool!Lets have it be chocolate!
Michelle-I love this man!
DJ-This is great hot cocoa Joey.
Joey-Thanks.
Jesse-Lets bake the cake.
(they go into the kitchen)
Jesse-Joseph,why dont you make your famous chocolate-vanilla swirl frosting?
Joey-Sure.
(they bake the cake.)
DJ-Wow!This cake looks good!
Jesse-Now we have to put the ice cream in it.Becky,you got the vanilla ice cream?
Becky-Check.
Joey-This will be the best cake ever!
TO BE CONTINUED

[Alexa]

if ur wondering wen the tragic accident is gonna happen,its at the end

[Alexa]

Michelle-You got it,dude.
DJ-Well,it's getting late.Lets go to bed.
Stephanie-You're right,DJ.I'm so sleepy.(she yawns)
Becky-Lets put the cake in the freezer.Then,tomorrow we but the frosting on.But we have to put the cake into a container.(they put the cake into a container)
Jesse-Goodnight everyone.
DJ Stephanie and Michelle-Goodnight everybody.(they walk upstairs)
Becky-I'm gonna change.I can just sleep on the couch.
Joey-Are you sure?
Becky-It's really OK.(she leaves to get dressed)
Jesse-Goodnight,Joseph.
Joey-Goodnight Jess.


THE NEXT DAY...

(everyone is in the kitchen)
Jesse-Hey,girls.I'm gonna cook up some bacon,want some?
Stephanie-Yeah!
DJ-I'll only have one strip.
Joey-Gotcha.
Jesse-I'll have three strips.
(Becky walks in)
Becky-Good morning.
Everyone except Becky-Good mornig,Becky.
Becky-How's the cake?
Joey-We're gonna look at it after we eat.
Becky-I wonder how Danny's gonna feel.
DJ-He'll probably feel better.
Joey-Girls,come and get your bacon.
Jesse-I hope Danny feels better.We really messed up.Not you,Beck,but the rest of us...
Joey-I still feel bad.I wont feel better until Danny forgives us.
DJ-Me niether.How 'bout you,Stephanie?
Stephanie-I agree with Joey.
Jesse-Are we all done eating?
DJ-Yeah,I think we are all done.
Becky-Lets check the cake.Forget about getting dressed.It's Sunday,and the girls are on summer break.It's only June 11th.
Michelle-Yeah.I'm super glad there's no school.
Becky-(taking the cake out)It's great!Lets put you're frosting on,Joey.
DJ-Can I write 'We're Sorry Danny'?
Becky-Sure.I'll get the decorating gel.
Joey-The frosting looks good.
Becky-Here Deej.(Becky hands DJ the gel.DJ writes 'We're Sorry Danny' on the cake)
Jesse-Looks good Deej.
Becky-lets put it in the freezer some more.(Jesse puts the cake in the freezer.)Now lets relax a little.

TO BE CONTINUED

[Alexa]

(after they relaxed)
DJ-I cant wait till Dad comes back.
Jesse-I hope he likes this new mop.It costed a fortune!It has tons of features.It is super absorbent.It's got a ton of other features.It costed me $40.$40 for a mop!I didnt relize it till I went to the checkout stand.Then the stupid cashier said I couldnt return it.It's a bunch of crap.
Joey-Bring it back,slitic slack.
Jesse-What the h**l does slitic slack mean?
Joey-I dont know.I just said it 'cause it was the only quick thing I could think of that rhymed with back.
Jesse-O my gosh.
(Danny walks in)
Danny-You cleaned it up.
DJ-Dad,we all want you to know we are very sorry.
Danny-What does Becky have to do with this?
Joey-She just came over.
DJ-Anyways,we bought you a present,made a card,and baked a cake.Becky helped us bake the cake.
Danny-Thank you so much.Can I look at the card?
DJ-Sure.(she hands him the card)
Danny-(reading from the card)To Danny,we are very,very sorry for what happend.We all promise that it will never happen again.Do you think you could forgive us?From Joey,Jesse,DJ,Stephanie and Michelle.(not reading)Thank you guys.
Joey-Heres your present.(Joey hands him his present)
Jesse-I really hope you like it.
Danny-Wow,look at this mop.It has lots of features.It's super absorbent.Thank you guys so much.
Michelle-It's cake time!
Joey-You got it dude!
Becky-Lets cut the cake.
(in the kitchen)
Danny-This is great cake.Thank you guys so much.And I have to apologize,too.I'm sorry I took off like that,and I'm sorry I flew into a rage.
Jesse-Danny,you had every right to be mad.
Danny-Lets do a little more cleaning.
Joey-I guess we should.
Becky-I'll help,too.
Danny-OK,lets clean!
(in the living room)
Danny-Hey,Stephanie.Do you wanna clean the mantel?You can sit on the cornner and dust it.You can even climb the ladder to get up there.
Stephanie-OK!
(Danny lifts Steph up there)
Danny-Thanks again guys.I really felt wanted and important.
Jesse-Thats good.That was our whole point,to make you feel better.
(Danny spots a big spot of dirt on the side of the mantel)
Danny-Dirt!Dirt!
(Danny charges toward it.he crashes into it.Stephanie falls off and hits her head on the table and in unconcious)
Danny-Stephanie!
DJ-Is she OK?
Joey-O my god!
Becky-Is she gonna make it?

TO BE CONTINUED

[Alexa]

Joey-I'm calling the 911 immedietly!
DJ-What happened?
Danny-I saw dirt on the mantel,I forgot she was up there,and when I ran toward it,I crashed into it and she just fell.I swear--
Jesse-Daniel you forgot your child was up there?
Danny-Jess,come on--
Jesse-I get it.Cleaning is more important that your child.
Danny-Jesse!Thats not true!
Jesse-If it's not true,how could you forget she was up there?Huh?
Danny-Well,I dont--
Jesse-See?!Cleaning is more important to you than your child!
Danny-Why are you flying into a rage?!
Jesse-Because she is my niece,and I happen to love her,and care about her ver,very much!And I dont think cleaning is more important than her.
Joey-The ambulance is here.
Guy in the ambulance-Is this her?(pointing at the unconcious Stephanie)
Joey-Yes,it is.
Guy in the ambulance-Would anyone like to go with her to the hospital?
Jesse-(giving Danny a 'look')I would.Lets go.
(they leave)
Becky-I hope she is OK...
TO BE CONTINUED

[Tabby]

hey it's pretty good! although I doubt danny would say "hell" lol

[Potf and FH rock!]

That is good.

[fullhouseforever]

hey it's pretty good! although I doubt danny would say "hell" lol

Yeah, he'd probably say 'heck' with confidence, lol.

[Alexa]

im gonna continu rite now!

[Alexa]

DJ-Dad,I can believe you let Stephanie sit on the mantel.
Danny-I'm sorry!OK?I'm sorry!
Joey-Your sorries aren't gonna make Steph feel better!
Jesse-I'm gonna call the hospital.(he dials the hospital number)
Doctor-(on the phone)This is SanFransisco hospital.Can I help you?
Jesse-I am looking for an update on Stephanie J. Tanner.
Doctor-I dont know,but I'll get you her doctor.
Dr.Rinnawather-This is Stephanie J. Tanner's doctor,can I help you?
Jesse-I'm looking for an update on how she is doing.
Dr.Rinnawather-O.I'm very sorry to tell you this,but she has a 45% chance of surviving.
Jesse-(crying)A 45% chance?What exactly happend to her?
Dr.Rinnawather-Well,she fell and hit her head pretty good.That damaged part of her brain.It's all messed up right now,so we're not sure.We will do our best,but I wouldn't count on getting her back.Is there anything I can do for you guys?
Jesse-We'll be OK.(he hangs up)
Danny-What happened?(looks at his watch)O my gosh!Joey!It's time for our 2 hour comedy act!We gotta go!(they leave)
DJ-Uncle Jesse...
Jesse-I did not get good results.(starts crying)She has a 45% chance of survival.(keeps on crying)
DJ-(starts crying)O my gosh...Becky...(keeps crying)
Becky-(stars crying)This is so..tragic...Jess...Deej...(they all huddle and cry together)

(later at 5:00.the phone rings...)
DJ-I'll get it!(answers it)Hello?
Dr.Rinnawather-I have good news about Stephanie J. Tanner.She now has a 96% chance of survival.
DJ-Al right!When can we bring her home?
Dr.Rinnawather-We have to keep her one more night to make sure she will survive.If she will survive,you can bring her home tomorrow at 2:00.
DJ-Thank you,thank you,thank you!(she hangs up)
Becky-What is it?
DJ-She has a 96% chance of survival!
Jesse-Al right!(Danny&Joey walk in)
Jesse-Stephanie has a 96% chance of survival!
Joey-Yes!
Danny-When can we bring her home?
DJ-They're gonna keep her one more night to make sure she will be OK.If she's OK,we can bring her home at 2:00 tomorrow.
Danny-Yes!Well,we already ate.
Jesse-So did we.
Michelle-Time for leftover cake!
Danny-Michelle,we will have cake tomorrow to celebrate if Steph gets better.
Michelle-O,al right.
Becky-It's getting late,lets go to bed.
Danny-Beck,you can stay again for tonight.
Becky-Thanks,Danny.
Joey-So lets all go to bed.

(the next day...)
(the phone rings)
Joey-I'll get it!
Dr.Rinnawather-Hello.Stephanie is all better.She just needs to rest.  
Joey-Yes!Yes!Yes!I'll see you at 2:00.(he hangs up)Stephanie is better!
Everyone-Al right!
Michelle-This means cake,right?
Danny-You bet!
(the phone rings)
DJ-Hello?
Dr.Rinnawather-I wanted to tell you that I will drop Stephanie off in about a minnute.
DJ-OK,Doctor.Bye.(she hangs up)Joey,she is gonna drop Steph off.
Joey-OK.I guess I was too excited that she was all better.
(the door opens.Steph&Dr.Rinnawather walk in)
Dr.Rinnawather-Here she is.She is just a little tired.
Stephanie-Hi everybody!
Danny-Stephanie!(he hugs her)O,I'm so sorry.I'm so sorry I let you get on top of the mantel.And I'm so sorry I acted like cleaning was more important than you.I love you so much.
Stephanie-You really thought cleaning was more important than me?
Danny-I didnt think so,but I guess I really did,even though I didnt think so.It was terribly wrong of me.No,I do not like cleaning as much as you.Not even close to as much as I love you.
Stephanie-Thanks Daddy.
Becky-We're all so glad you're back and better.
Stephanie-Even you,DJ?
DJ-Of course,Steph.You're my little sister.I love you.I might be mad at you sometimes,but I still love you.
Stephanie-Thanks DJ.
Joey-(hugging her)I'm so glad I got my little comedy parter back.I love you Stephanie.
Stephanie-I love you all!(they all hug Stephanie)
Michelle-Time for cake!
Everyone-Yeah!

THE END

[Potf and FH rock!]

That was good.

[Alexa]

That was good.

THANKS!