DJ-Thats great!Joey,when you get married,you will still live here,wont you?
Joey-Of course I will,DJ.
Stephanie-I dont want you to get married.
DJ-Stephanie!In your own words,how rude!
Stephanie-Dumb Jerk Moron Two-Year-Old!
Jesse-Stephanie Judith Tanner!I'm very,very surprised!First you say your father is stupid,now you're calling your sister names!You are becoming a very rude little girl.
Stephanie-I hate you too,now!Your Elvis impression is so,so stupid!You're not,not,NOT Elvis,and your guitar playing stinks!
DJ-I'm SO,SO,SO TELLING DAD,STEPHANIE!
Danny-What the h**l is going on?!
Jesse-First,she--
Stephanie-No!Dont listen to--
Danny-Stephanie,let your uncle talk.Go on,Jess.
Jesse-First,she said to Joey that she didnt want him to get married.Then after DJ said that wasnt very nice,Stephanie said to DJ that her initials DJMT stood for Dumb Jerk Moron Two-Year-Old,then I said that was very mean and rude she said she hated me,and that my Elvis impression,and my guitar playing was horrible.Thats all she did now.
Danny-STEPHANIE JUDITH TANNER!YOU ARE IN BIG,BIG TROUBLE.GO UP TO YOUR ROOM NOW,AND I MEAN NOW!!!!!!
Stephanie-FINE!You are all so mean!(she starts to cry)I'm glad I'm going to my room because I wont have to be with you guys!(she storms upstairs crying)
Joey-So back to the wedding.Cheryl is going to pick out dresses tomorrow,so we need a wedding party.
DJ,will you be the maid of honor?Cheryl said I could have all of you guys in the wedding.She will pick the rest.
DJ-I would love to!Thanks Joey!
Joey-You're welcome.Danny,Jesse,one of you will have to be the best man.
Danny-Thats where you stand with the bride and groom and face everybody,right?
Jesse-Yeah.
Danny-I can be a groomsman.Jesse will be better at being the best man.
Joey-You wanna be the best man,Jess?
Jesse-I'd be honored.
Joey-Terrific.Danny,will you be a groomsman?
Danny-I'd love to.
DJ-Is Michelle gonna be the flower girl?
Joey-Probably.Stephanie can be a junior bridesmaid.
Danny-If she's in the wedding.Her behavior has been so despicable latley,that I dont know if I'm gonna allow her to be in the wedding.
Joey-I'll talk to her in a little bit.
(Irene and Nick enter the living room)
Irene-Hello everybody!
DJ-Hi Grandma,hi Grandpa!(she hugs them)
Nick-Hey Jess,lookin' good.
Jesse-You to.
Jesse&Nick-Thanks.
Irene-We heard about your wedding Joey.Congratulations.
Joey-Thanks.
DJ-Uncle Jesse is the best man,and I'm the maid of honor.
Nick-Thats great,Deej.
Irene-Oh,Jesse you're growing up so fast.It seems like just yesterday I diapered this little tushy--(she grabs his "tushy")
Jesse-Ma!Leave my tushy!There's people in the room,huh?
Irene-Oh,OK.Congratulations DJ.Where's Stephanie?
Danny-Stephanie has been naughty,so she is having a time-out.
Nick-Come on Danny,cut the kid a little slack.
Irene-Nick,it's none of your business.Let them work it out themselves.
Joey-Are you guys staying?
Nick-No we just came to say hi.Bye everyone!
Everyone in the room except for Irene&Nick-Bye!
Joey-Back to the wedding.
TO BE CONTINUED
