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« on: March 29, 2006, 12:47:02 AM »
Using only certain members.

(At HR headquarters, weird4 is sleeping on the couch while the tv is on. Miss bloom enters.)
Miss Bloom: What are you doing?
weird4: Huh? Wha? Oh. Nothing.
Miss Bloom: We have a case to solve.
weird4: Case?
Miss Bloom: Yeah. 3 people from HR headquarters have gone missing.
weird4: Missing?
Miss Bloom: Yeah. Bubbles, Sue, and michellefan.
weird4: Oh my.
Miss Bloom: Come on. I'll explain later.
(In the HR staff lounge)
fishywishy: TAKE MY DOLLER YOU MACHINE!!
BL: Relax. It's been broken for years.
fishywishy: I think you mean year.
BL: Whatever.
Miss Bloom: Mornin guys.
fishywishy and BL: Mornin.
Miss Bloom: Got a case for y'all.
fishywishy: Something about 3 members escapeing?
Miss Bloom: Yeah.
fishywishy: Is weird4 desparate?
Miss Bloom: Nope.
weird4 from a far distance: *sobs* Whaaa!!!
Miss Bloom: We'll need to find them before it's to late.
(Later that day. In fishywishy's office, we see fishywishy calling Sue's house.)
Sue: Hello?
fishywishy: Where are you?
Sue: Home.
fishywishy: Listen, I need to ask you some questions.
Sue: Hit me.
fishywishy: Why'd you leave HR?
Sue: Was boreing.
fishywishy: Or was it cause of weird4.
Sue: I said it was boring at that's final!!!
fishywishy: I wonder how michellefan will act.
(Meanwhile in BL's office.)
BL: Hey michellefan. I'll need to ask you some questions.
michellefan: OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU WON'T!!!
BL: Why'd you leave HR?
michellefan: CAUSE OF YOUR FAT CHUBBY BUTT! *hangs up*
BL: I'm not fat...
(In weird4's office.)
weird4: Hey Bubbles!!
Bubbles: *with pizza in mouth* OMG! Weird4! What's wrong?
weird4: I'll need to ask you a question. Why'd you leave HR?
Bubbles: Everyone began to hate me.
weird4: I don't hate you.
Bubbles: True. What about michellefan and...hold on. *away from the phone* MOM! MITTENS BIT ME! BAD CAT! BAD!
(In the lounge)
fishywishy: PLEASE TAKE MY DOLLER! Stupid machine. FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
BL: For God's sake, it won't work by yelling at it.
fishywishy: What else is there? I tried reasoninig with it.
BL: And?
fishywishy: The machine turned off.
(All the lights turn off)
weird4: WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
CRASH!!
Miss Bloom: Uh...oh...
BL: You see the things you do?
fishywishy: ARRGH!! *jumps on the machine 1,000 times*
BL: Well that's doing it.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
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"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2006, 12:52:23 AM »
Well that was an offense.  :P It was good though.
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2006, 12:57:57 AM »
Offense? Is that bad?
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2006, 02:04:22 AM »
just that u made it obvious she's not one of ur fave mems....and that is offensive to the ppl not chosen, don't do that plz, you can say you can't use everyone but don't say the ppl u don't use are the ppl you dont like
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2006, 02:38:22 AM »
I didn't mean to. I mean, I like everyone. Sorry I didn't include everyone.
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2006, 11:42:04 AM »
I don't care if you don't include me, it's just that you put "Including only my favorite members" or something like that.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2006, 03:46:38 PM »
I should've said something else.
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2006, 04:13:37 AM »
weird4: Who broke the machine?
BL: She did it.
fishywishy: As if..
Miss Bloom: What are we going to do? We'll need to find a way to get them back here.
weird4: They're leaveing cause they think it's boring here.
fishywishy: Broing? HR is not boreing.
BL: Well breaking the machine won't help anything.
fishywishy: Tattletale.
Miss Bloom: I bet you guys that somewhere in their hearts, they want to return to HR.
fishywishy: Prove it.
Miss Bloom: All right, I will.
Fergie: If only if only.
weird4: Huh?
Miss Bloom: Don't spam.
weird4: Sorry.
(At Sue's house. The tune to, "Where are you Christmas?" plays in the backround.)
Sue:
Where are you How Rude?
Why can't I find you?
Why did I run away?
Where is the pain I
used to give to weird4.
My life is changeing.
I'm hibernateing.
Does that mean How Rudes changeing
Where are you How Rude?
Do you hate me?
The one I used to know.
I'm not the same ol me.
See what BL's done
Is that why I left?
How rude is here?
Oh no!
How rude is near!
I bet weird4 is here!
I know I can feel How Rude in my heart!!!
And weird4 will bang my head aginst the wall!!!!!!
I feel you How Rude
I know I hurt you
You'll never change my ways.
The joy of How rude
Stays inside me.
Fills my heart with love.
Miss Bloom: *sobs* So true.
weird4: I don't get it.
fishywishy: What's not to get? She misses HR.
BL: What did she say about me?
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
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"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2006, 08:15:27 PM »
Nice story, but I highly doubt Sue would actually say that.  :) Just face it: she's gone.  ::)  :(  :P
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2006, 11:38:05 PM »
I know that. Duh!!
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2006, 06:35:02 PM »
Well so-rry, just saying.  :P
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2006, 07:56:15 PM »
I know. I didn't mean it like that. Continueing today....

Miss Bloom: This is no time to fool around. I'm sure Sue misses HR as much as everyone else does.
BL: So how do we get them back?
Miss Bloom: We don't do anything!
Fergie: Hey guys. I think fishy went home.
Miss Bloom: WHAT!?
weird4: Uhhh....guys. I'm thinking of leaveing HR.
fishywishy: *runs back quickly* WHAT!? NOOOOO!!! *sobs*
weird4: APRIL FOOLS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
fishywishy: HOW RUDE OF YOU!
BL: YEAH! How very rude!
Miss Bloom: I can't believe you did that!
weird4: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Sue: HEY! SHUT UP OUT THERE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!
fishywishy: i think it's time for you to leave weird4. Your soo mean!
weird4: Whaaattt!?? No! No! No! No!
Miss Bloom: Look...that was wrong of you. Your banned for 2000 years.
weird4: NOOOO!!!
fishywishy: You fiend!
BL: I'm on her side.
Redpaw: Sorry I'm late guys. What'd I miss?
fishywishy:Aww..WEIRD4! GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!
Miss Bloom: Come on guys. Back to HR headquarters.
(At HR headquarters)
fishywishy: I remember this machine. weird4 tried to stop me.
Miss Bloom: Well if you love him so much, why don't you marry him?
fishywishy: Fine! I will.
(20 years later)
Pastor: You may now kiss the bride!
fishywishy: Awww.
weird4: YUCK! *slaps fishywishy*
(fishywishy wakes up)
fishywishy: Huh? What the?
BL: It was about time you woke up.
Miss Bloom: Yeah. You were drooling alover my laundary!
fishywishy: Oh. Sorry guys.
BL: Look what you did to my bat man shirt!
(BL's shirt is wrinkled up)
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2006, 03:29:02 AM »
Miss Bloom: So it looks like weird4 is banned forever and ever and ever and ever.
BL: He deserves it!
fishywishy: You can be soo rude BL.
BL: Me? Rude? Ha! In your dreams!
Fergie: You think weird4 misses HR?
(weird4 runs up to HR headquarters with a gutar)
weird4: (singing poorly) WHERE ARE YOU HR?
(Miss Bloom throws a brick at weird4.)
Fergie: Way to go. Ya nailed him.
weird4: Ow. Darn it.
BL: So what now.
fishywishy: We could go to Starbucks....
(At Starbucks)
fishywishy: *speaking quickly* Me like coffe. Me ike coffe.
BL: You ok?
Miss Bloom: Chill fishy.
fishywishy: You chill Bloomsey!
Miss Bloom: Cuse me?
BL: SNAP OUT OF IT!
(silence)
(weird4 is sitting 20 meters away from everyone else. BL turns around and punches weird4 12 times and stomps on him 2 times and throws him out the window.)
Fergie: Are you okay?
BL: I had the urge to do it.
Guy: Is he okay?
Doctor: I think he's dead.
Guy: To the hospital.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2006, 02:51:06 AM »
(In the emergancy room)
Docotr: Clear!
(Doctor zaps weird4. Nothing happens.)
BL: Again!
Doctor: Clear!
(Doctor zaps weird4 again. Still nothing happens.)
BL: AGAIN!
Doctor: CLEAR!
(Doctor rises the volts a little and zaps weird4. This time, weird4's eyes open)
Miss Bloom: HE'S ALIVE!!!
fishywishy: PARTY AT MY PLACE!
Doctors: Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
BL: CLEAR!
(BL rises volts higher and trys to zap weird4 but fishywishy knocks BL out of the way and instead the doctor gets zapped)
BOOOM!!!
nateboy: Way to go lardo. You killed the doctor.
BL: I'M NOT A LARDO!!!
fishywishy: Please guys! Put aside your differences.
Fergie: Fishy's right! Let's just move on!
weird4: Where? Where am I?
BL: HELL! WHA HA HA HA HA!
fishywishy: Stop it! Your scareing him.
(weird4 runs out of the hospital screaming)
Fergie: You see the things you do?
BL: What? It was that bad?
fishywishy: Bad BL. Go to your shame closet.
BL: I don't....
fishywishy: GO!
(Back at HR headquarters)
fishywishy: STUPID MACHINE!
Miss Bloom: Not listening?
fishywishy: Deffinatly!
nateboy: Come on BL. Let weird4 back.
BL: Over my dead body.
fishywishy: Remember the good times....
(Flashback)
weird4: What does this do?
(weird4 presses button and BL gets electricuted)
(End Flashback)
BL: He almost killed me.
fishywishy: It was an accident.
BL: He's doneworser things. Like that time at Sea World.
(Flashback)
weird4: Say....Don't you like Shamu?
BL: Sort of yeah.
weird4: Wanna pet him?
BL: I guess.
(BL walks upt to the tank and weird4 pushes him in.)
(End Flashback)
Miss Bloom: He was uncordnated.
BL: And that time at Round Table....
(Flashback)
Chef: Carefull.. The pizza will be hot.
weird4: Say...I know people who get pied in the face, but what about pizza in the face.
(weird4 pushes BL's face into the pizza)
(End flashback)
BL: He's gonna kill me!
fishywishy: And again it was an accident.
BL: I guess I should let him back.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2006, 05:26:39 AM »
(2 hours later at HR headquarters, weird4 walks into BL's office and BL gives weird4 a weird look.)
BL: What's with the clown shoes?
weird4: Joined the circus.
BL: Riight. Anyway listen, we had a little talk while you were banned.
weird4: Expelled.
BL: Right. So we were hopeing that you'd come back to HR.
weird4: Why?
BL: Uhh..Cause we...we...
weird4: Miss me?
BL: No.
weird4: Care about....
BL: No!!
weird4: Then why?
BL: We want you back on the team!
weird4: Uhh...right.
BL: Seriously!
weird4: Reason?
BL: You've helped us out in the past year. Like that time we stopped the monkeys from escapeing from the zoo.
(Flashback)
weird4: And the littlest sea elf said....
(Monkeys start sleeping.)
(End Flashback)
BL: And that time on Wheel of Fortune.
(Flashback)
Host: All right. Congrats weird4 to makeing it to the final round.
weird4: Thanks Regis.
Host: I'm not Regis. But anyway, the final catagory is, Phrase. So put some letters down for us.
weird4: Okay. Z 4 Q Q Q and batman symbol.
Host: All right no help there. You have 15 seconds.
weird4: Is it, "How Rude Rocks my socks off!"?
Host: Oh...my...God. That's right.
weird4: OMG I WON!
(End Flashback)
fishywishy: And that's how we won that candy machine.
Miss Bloom: We couldn't've done it without you.
weird4: Aw...shucks.
BL: We luv you man.
weird4: Eww...
BL: As a pal.
weird4: Oh...
fishywishy: Without you, we're just a couple of suckers.
weird4: Cool...
fishywishy: Not cool.
weird4: I mean...awww...
Miss Bloom: Better.
BL: What do ya say?
weird4: I say....I say....I say...Yea. As long as I don't get banned again.
fishywishy: Brudda please. That's aincent history.
weird4: So..we cool right?
BL: Right. Come on fishy. Let's fix that machine.
(The next day)
weird4: How's the machine?
fishywishy: Great! The ranch could use less mold.
weird4: Eww.
fishywishy: Hmm..right.
Ferige: Guys...Why does my cereal have mold in it.
Everyone: ALL THE FOOD HAS MOLD!
Miss Bloom: Oh great. I have to get the food again!
weird4: I'll get it.
Miss Bloom: You don't go til Friday. What gives?
weird4: Doing a favor for everyone.
Miss Bloom: Thanks.
THE END!!!
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