Riley-I know
Pam-OK,so stop calling me Pamela.
Riley-Dont you like your name?
Pam-Yes,but my nickname is Pam,so I wont answer you if you dont call me Pam,OK?
Riley-Fine.
Pam-Now,I have to watch Alexa.
(Laurie enters)
Laurie-You mean we have to watch Alexa.
Pam-Get lost Laurie.
Laurie-The baby stopped crying,so she doesnt need her pacifire.
Pam-Give it Lorrainne!
Laurie-My real name is not Lorraine.It's Laurie Pamela Hale!How...
Pam-...Rude.Stop copying Aunt Stephanie and go away.You always say that how rude thing now.
Laurie-I dont have to go.
(Pam grabs DJ's vase and Laurie runs out of the room)
Pam-Now thats how you get rid of her Riley.
Riley-You got it dude.
Pam-Oh,no.
(Two days later when DJ gets home)
DJ-(walking in the door)Hi,everybody.
Stephanie-Hi DJ.
Michelle-Hi Deej.
Danny-Hi honey.How was the trip?
DJ-(spelling)B-O-R-I-N-G.(not spelling)Boring.Why didnt you or Stephanie or Aunt Becky or Michelle have to go?
Danny-We passed it up.Remember?
DJ-Oh,yeah.Im not gonna quit my job on Wake-Up SanFransisco,but I had a terrible time on that trip.
(Pam,Laurie,Riley,Miranda,and Kathrynne(Katie)walk in)
DJ-Hi kids.
Pam-Hi Mom.Was the trip...
DJ-...Boring?Yes it was.Please no more questions about it.
Laurie-Im so glad to see you Mommy.Pam...
Pam-Oh and Mom,there is also something I would like to tell you about your vase.(she smirks at Laurie)
DJ-Laurie first.
Laurie-Pam was being real nice to me.
DJ-Thats good.Pam,now what bout my vase?
Pam-Nothing really,just a little dust.
Miranda-Auntie DJ!Auntie DJ!
DJ-What,what?
Miranda-You know that reading test I told you about?I got an A+ on it!
DJ-Thats great Miranda!Anything new with you Katie?
Katie-Umm,no,not really.
Michelle-What about--Ouch!
DJ-What Michelle?
Michelle-Noth--Ouch!
Stephanie-Michelle!
Michelle-I think the baby's coming!Ouch!
TO BE CONTINUED