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Session 22
« on: August 20, 2006, 12:36:01 AM »
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Session 22
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2006, 01:22:51 AM »
I'm the director...not you...Sorry but I have to be posting these things..

Jesse: Oh boys...Get down here!
Joey: I can't beleve you got them a donkey.
Jesse: Yea...They just like animals..
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Session 22
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2006, 01:51:55 AM »
Becky: Jess, last time we got a donkey, it smelled and you ended up singing Three's Company to it all night long.....do you really want to put up with that again?


"I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You'll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still get up there."

"I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table."

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Session 22
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2006, 02:14:27 AM »
Jesse: Look Beck, it's the boys birthday and they wanted a donkey. So now they're planning to tape a picture of my face on the donkey.
Joey: *laughs hystericly*
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Session 22
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2006, 02:38:07 AM »
Stephanie: (while walking in)  What smells?  Is Kimmy here?.....oh, it's just a donkey.  You had me scared there for a second.


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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2006, 03:36:32 AM »
Jesse: Well if Gibbler was here, we'd have the donkey kick her...
Joey: (on the donkey) Giddy up!
Jesse: Get down here!!
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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Session 22
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2006, 02:03:25 PM »
Stephanie:  (sarcastically) What are you going to do Joey, ride it into the kitchen?


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Session 22
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2006, 03:25:19 PM »
Nicky: I'm coming!!!
Alex: Wow... a real ass. Giddyup ass!!!
Nicky: Don't use that langurge, Alex.

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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2006, 07:31:37 PM »
Stephanie:  Wow, there's more language coming out of Alex's mouth than there was in that "Barney Gone Wild" video Uncle Jesse just happened to have on last year.


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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2006, 08:42:40 PM »
Alex: Barney Gone Wild! Nicky and I get videos every month.
Nicky: Yeah, don't you remember, it's subscription.

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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2006, 12:23:51 AM »
Jesse: What the hell? You suscribe to Barney Gone Wild? Oh..another video came. It has Brittney Spears on it.
Joey: So...I suscribe to Girls Gone Wild........
Jesse: *whispers* You're not alone..
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2006, 12:25:41 AM »
Stephanie: I wouldn't say that with your wife standing right there beside you!


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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2006, 12:36:39 AM »
Becky: (slaps Jesse) I hate you...
Jesse: You got me that for my birthday!!! Remember?
Joey: Oooooohhhh!!! Jesse's in trouuubbbblllleeeee!!!
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2006, 01:12:01 AM »
Nicky: Barney Gone Wild is much better than Girls Gone Wild, and Mommy would like it better.
Alex: (hand thingy) Shame, Daddy.

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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2006, 01:56:05 AM »
Jesse: Ohh...wow..What stupid thing does Barney do this time?
Joey: I have, "Yogi Bear gone wild"......
Jesse: You're weird..
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!