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« on: August 31, 2006, 01:15:46 AM »
I don't know why I'm doing this. I was boared..We're all on vacation until somthing bad happens. But we all survive. So..since September is coming up...well, you'll find out soon.

(Starts at the airport. weird4 walks to the gate where he meets everyone from HR.)

weird4: Hey guys.
fishywishy: Sup weird4?
Miss Bloom: I can't believe we're all going to Florida.
BL: I know..Is it near Hawii?
Paris: No...silly goose egg..
BL: Am not!
Paris: Loser says what.
BL: What? D'oh!
RG: I hope nothing goes wrong..
weird4: Wow. I hope not.
Fergie: Well..it was nice knowing you...
BL: Shush. Nothing bad is going to happen.
(On the plane.)
weird4: (singing horribly loud) I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIIGHT!! AND PARTY EVERY DAY! OOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAHHHH!
Flight attendent: Sir. Mind keeping it quiet?
weird4: Sorry.
fishywishy: (also singing loudly.) OOPS I DID IT AGAIN! I PLAYED WITH YOU'RE HEART! AND GOT LOST IN THE GAME! OH BABY BABY! OPPS YOU THINK I'M IN LOVE. BUT I'M FROM ABOVE! I'M NOT THE INISENT!
Flight attendant: *ahem*
fishywishy: Moi aussi...
(flight attendant walks away)
corndog: (in the back) YOU WANNA SEE MY WHAT? (from the song, "Grillz")
Flight attendant: Sir...please shut up.
corndog: How ruuude...
(in the air)
weird4: *talking in his sleep* Oh, hey Amanda Bynes. You're gonna make me breakfast? Oh..MMMMMM...Smells steamy. I don't like my eggs fried...Oh...oh my......You punched Brittney Spears and killed her husband??? That's soo cool...Oh? Wow. Yikes. Am I in a sauna?
Where you taking me? Paris? Sounds goood...Gonna get a latte? Me like latte's.
fishywishy: Uh...weirdo...You ok?
weird4: *still talking in sleep* Ow! You hit me...It hurt....If you wanted a fight, just say so and I'm there for you...Yeah. In yo face! Aw.. Don't cry. Wanna watch Gillmore Girls...Hmm?
fishywishy: Weird4!! Wake up.
weird4: *wakes up* Huh? Wha? You're not Amanda Bynes!
fishywishy: *rolls eyes*
To be continued...
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"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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HR on vacation
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 01:19:45 AM »
HA!  that was so cute!  i loved it!  write more!
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 03:06:27 AM »
Okay!!

BL: Oh good. The food is coming!
(A big plate of cheese is handed to BL)
BL: Say wha?
corndog: You have got to be kidding me.
fishywishy: OH BOY! CHEESE! *eats quickly and disgustingly*
weird4: Mind if I have that.....uh...uhh...
Flight Attendant: Mac and Cheese? Of course! *hands it to weird4*
weird4: Yay!
Some guy: All right! This is a hijacking.
Fergie: See. I told you were were gonna die.
corndog: Holly milk balls! Their's a hijacker on the plane.
fishywishy: Eh..I bet this is a re enactment...
BL: Yeah. *shivers* What fishy said..
Miss Bloom: Well if you ask me, I'm out of here!
BL: Wait! We can stop them.
weird4: Are you out of your mind? They have weapons.
fishywishy: I know their weakness.
weird4: Oh no...You're gonna ask them for their numbers. I knew it!
fishywishy: Wha? Why the? No. No way man. Nuh-uh.
crondog: How are we gonna stop them?
fishywishy: Easy. Use self defence. Matrix style!
Some guy: Hey! What are you doing?
fishywishy: CONGRATULATIONS SIR!!!! YOU'VE JUST WON A PRIZE! You can win $5000 if you give me your weapons!
Some guy: Welll............................lemme think about it.
*Jepordy music*
Some guy: Okay. I'll do it.
fishywishy: All right. Your money is outside this plane.
Some guy: Thanks. *walks out of the plane and falls out, lands on the ground and dies*
weird4: Yay! We're saved!
BL: Oh no! We're going into my dad's office!
BL's dad: I hope I win the cleanest office award.
(plane crashes through the office. BL's dad is still alive)
Bl's dad's boss: Congrats! You've just won the....*looks around* Good heavens! Catch this trophy and the raise that goes with it. *throws it to Miss Bloom*
Miss Bloom: Come on guys! Out out out out out!
(on the ground)
weird4: Good thing we didn't die..
fishywishy: Yeah...But I have a feeling we forgot someone..
corndog: Yay! Let's do it again! Let's do it again!
The end
Note: Corndog wasn't harmed in the making of this film. Some of the following has happened. After the huge crash, everyone except corndog survived and fishywishy will now live to be 100...Yay fishy.
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"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!
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