Author Topic: Yo Mamma Jokes (Read 342 times)

Nay (fhfreak) · « **on:** January 02, 2007, 03:52:52 AM »

These are so stupid but hilarious so just each poster just tall one.

Yo mamma was so fat that when she went swimming in the Atlantic Ocean, Spain claimed her for a New World.

fullhouseforever · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2007, 04:58:08 PM »

*censor warning*

I said it in the chatroom already, but wanted to have this one stay.

Yo momma like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a whole lot of seamen.

Libby Chessler · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:30:27 PM »

Yo momma jokes, they really are stupid...but still pretty funny. lol

MT Fan · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:46:49 PM »

Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party!

weird4 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2007, 12:16:14 AM »

I already said this in the chat but I'll say it again...

Yo mamas so weird, she became a member of How Rude forums.

Alexa · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2007, 02:53:26 AM »

They are stupid, yet fun. I would never mean anything I say, though.

Yo momma's so dumb that when she was going to the airport she saw a sign that said Airport Left, so she went home

BL · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2007, 02:55:54 AM »

Moving this to Games.

Nay (fhfreak) · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2007, 03:31:19 AM »

Yo mamma was so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said "Who threw that rock?"

Prince · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2007, 03:50:50 AM »

yo mamma's so huge that she needs a 1000x microscope to pay her bills

Nay (fhfreak) · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2007, 04:01:24 AM »

Yo mamma's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

link · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2007, 09:57:18 PM »

BK told me this one haha "You momma's so fat when she goes on a scale she gets an equation"

Nay (fhfreak) · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:07:39 PM »

Yo mamma so fat that when she got on a scale it said "to be continued"

sprouselover101 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2007, 01:16:37 AM »

your mom(i feel more comfortable saying it that way) is so fat that niagra falls is her shower

giggles · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2007, 01:45:06 AM »

Yo momma is so disgusting, her husband drove her to work so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye.

sprouselover101 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2007, 01:47:43 AM »

lol thats a good one^

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Author Topic: Yo Mamma Jokes (Read 342 times)