Episode Number: 201
Episode Title: Thanksgiving Troubles (Part 2)
Season Episode: Season 9, Episode 9
Date Written: 1/12/07, posted to Internet on 1/12/07
Written By: pillowpc2001
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*NOTES*:
-I do not share Nicky and Alex's negative opinion of Pizza Hut. :-)
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Announcer: Last week, on Full House...
Steph: DJ? It's me... I think Steve's cheating on you... With Kimmy...
Joey: Wanna see the Popeye-shaped pie I made?
Joey: And here it is... (brings it out, right into Jesse's face)
Joey: (after knocking over table of food) Um... could I have a paper towel?
Danny: DJ! Welcome home!
Steph: Aren't you going to ask Steve what the heck he was doing with Kimmy?
Steph: Hey, do you think we should spy on him?
DJ: How about the next time he leaves?
Steve: Okay, I'm gonna take off now. Bye everyone!
Steph: I think it's time.
THEME
COMMERCIAL
(DJ and Steph run around to the back of the house. They're hiding, but only DJ can see what Steve is doing)
Steph: What do you see?
DJ: I can't believe him!
Steph: What's Steve doing?
DJ: He's eating the turkey that fell on our floor! (pauses) Unbelieveable!
Steph: What happened now? Did Kimmy come out?
DJ: No... he's eating a can of peas!
Steph: Since when does Steve eat vegetables?
DJ: Uh oh...
Steph: What now? Did he pull an apple pie out of his pocket?
DJ: No, Kimmy's actually there this time.
Steph: Hey, let me see!
Kimmy: Did you tell her yet?
Steve: No, be patient, Kimmy. I'm going with to their Thanskgiving dinner at Pizza Hut, so I guess I'll tell her then.
Kimmy: Wait, aren't you going to your family's house for Thanksgiving dinner?
Steve: Yeah. Why?
Kimmy: Oh... never mind. Well, good luck. I gotta get back for our Thanksgiving dinner. Hey, you wanna come? Oh, that's right, you're -
Steve: I can come.
(Kimmy and Steve go to Kimmy's house)
DJ: I can't believe this!
Steph: I know! Steve's gonna have 3 Thanksgiving dinners!
DJ: No, I believe that... It's just that... you were right!
Steph: Hey!
DJ: Well, you weren't right about it last time, so I wasn't really expecting it this time. But... the evidence is definitely pointing in the direction of cheating.
Steph: Sorry, DJ.
DJ: Well, I guess I'll have to talk to Steve.
Steph: And go into Kimmy's house? No way! We'll tell Dad.
DJ: No! We can't do that. He'll kill Steve.
Steph: Well, then what do we do?
COMMERCIAL
Jesse: Hey Joey, can we go to Pizza Hut for our Thanksgiving dinner, or are you gonna blow it up or something?
Joey: Hey, I might have lost a Popeye pie, and... well... the entire Thanksgiving meal, but I am most certainly not going to ruin our Pizza Hut meal.
Danny: Yeah... Just in case, though, I'll drive. Girls! Are you ready to go? Girls, where are you?
Michelle: I'm here, Dad.
Danny: Steph! DJ!
(they come running in from outside)
Steph: Hey, Dad.
Danny: What were you doing out there?
DJ: Oh, um... We were out there... um... tell him, Steph.
Steph: Well, we were... uh... checking the temperature...
DJ: So we'd know if we needed a coat or not to go to dinner.
(everyone gives them a weird look)
Danny: OK, I'm going to forget about this until after dinner, but then I'm going to expect some answers.
Steph: Oh, you might know before then.
Danny: What do you mean by that?
Steph: Never mind, Dad.
Jesse: Well, we better get going.
Nicky: Can we get chicken nuggets, Mommy?
Becky: Sorry, boys, Pizza Hut doesn't have chicken nuggets.
Alex: I don't like Pizza Hut anymore.
(at Pizza Hut)
Danny: OK, let's see how many slices we'll need. Me, Jesse, Joey, Becky, Steph, Michelle, and DJ will each have 2, Nicky and Alex will each have 1, and Steve will have 1.
Michelle: Are we talking about the same Steve?
Danny: I meant one pizza.
Waiter: Can I take your order?
Jesse: Yes, we'll have 3 pizzas and 10 Cokes.
Waiter: It'll be ready in about 10 minutes.
Jesse: Thank you.
(time passes)
Joey: Where is the food? It should've been here ages ago.
Steph: Joey, it's been 11 minutes.
(waiter comes up behind Joey)
Joey: Well, it's obviously not coming anytime soon, so I'm gonna go to the bathroom. (moves chair backward)
Danny: Joey, no!
(chair knocks into waiter, food spills)
Jesse: Unbelieveable.
(waiter gets up off ground)
Waiter: Yeah... um... it might be another 10 minutes.
COMMERCIAL
Steph (whispers): So when's Steve gonna tell you the bad news?
DJ: I don't know, he said he was going to at dinner, and here we are, our... second... set of pizzas are coming soon, and nothing yet.
Steph: OK, I've had it. Steve, when are you going to tell DJ you're breaking up with her?
Steve: What?
Danny: Steph! What are you talking about?
Steph: Well, it had to come out sometime. Steve, we heard you talking to Kimmy about telling DJ something, and then you hugged!
DJ: Steph! You told me they kissed!
Steph: Oh... Did I? You must have heard me wrong. Maybe I said they were... writing a list.
DJ: But wait a minute... If you weren't going to break up with me, Steve, then what were you talking to Kimmy about?
Steve: Well, we were talking about this... (pulls ring out of pocket) DJ, will you marry me?
(everyone's jaw drops)
DJ: Yes! (they hug)
DJ: Wow, this ring is beautiful! It must have cost you a fortune! How did you afford it?
Steve: Well, I had to cut back on my expenses in some areas... I'm down to only 5 meals a day!
(everyone laughs)
THE END
