Joey (in miserbile voice.): L-l-l-l-l-last time on Full House...
Danny: (enters room from kitchen.) Oh, Joey there was a call for you.
Joey: Oh really..Who was it?
Danny: You're agent.
Joey: Really? Oh Danny, how can I ever thank you?
Danny: Uh...He said that we're all going to Florida for some reason.
Michelle: Cowabunga!
Danny: But here's the great news...You're agent will have a suprise for you if we make it there withn 100 days...
Joey: I'm coming Florida!!
Danny: What about the plane tickets?
Joey: (from outside...) Here I come!!!
Neighbor: HEY!! SHUT UP!!
Jesse: We can drive there. I mean, we have 100 days...
Joey: Danny...I'm hungry..
Danny: I'm not stopping for anything.
Joey: What?
Danny: We're out of gas...
Jesse: On the highway? Danny you idiot!!
Danny: I thought E was a good thing.
Jesse: It's all right...We have 100 days...We can manage...
Danny: This is horrible. The car is sinking and I never learned how to swim...
Joey: I'll get us out...(jumps out the window...)
Danny: Well....This isn't that bad...
(The water rushes through the window and begins to flood the car..)
Jesse: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! DANNY YOU IDIOT!!
Joey: Let's face it, we'll never make it to Florida in 97 days!! We're the 3 musketters!!
Danny: You know, I think Joey is right. We have to wait for DJ to get us, then we'll be back on track.
(A helicopter hovers next to the window. Kimmy is driving.)
Kimmy: HOLA TANNERITOS!!
Danny, Jesse, and Joey: GIBBLER!?
Kimmy: Need a lift hair boy, Bullwinkle, and Mr. Clean?
Danny: Yes please!
(Joey uncovers one eye.)
Joey: Is it over?
Danny: Be carefull Kimmy...The snow is the same color as the sky...WHHHHHHHOOOAAAAHHH!!
Kimmy: What was that?
Danny: Sorry. I was practacing for when we...
Everyone: WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Joey: I WANT TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD!!!
Danny: Please don't kill us!!
Joey: Uh guys.....I never learned how to ski...
Danny: Grab my hand Joey!! We can make it together.
Danny: I wish we'd be somewhere safe!!
Jesse: Yeah right...
(Everyone crashes into a wall. People around them are stunned.)
Jesse: What are you guys doing here?
DJ: Giving you a lift.
Jesse: How?
Joey: By the rythem of song........
Danny: Nahh....
Becky: Where's Michelle, Nicky, and Alex?
(At Tanner house...)
Steve: Hey guys...Great job guarding for those space aliens..
Nicky: My head hurts..(he's balencing on his head.)
Alex: (rolls eyes.) Oh bruddah...
Steve: Uhhh..Why aren't you doing anything?
Alex: (shrugs)
Danny: We'll never make it to Florida.....
Joey: Relax...We're 20 yards away from the boarder of Florida..
(Kimmy is in the next cell over.)
Kimmy: Tell me about it...
Jesse: What are you doing here?
Kimmy: Oh right.....Tom Cruise...Funny story...
Joey: Okay guys I know how to sneak out.....Blame Gibbler...
Kimmy: Woah there Popeye! Don't pinwrap me on this...
Danny: She's right........I'm having Becky break us out...
Joey: WHEN WILL THE SAGA END!?
(Theme plays.)
(We resume to the jail. Danny is cleaning the bars.)
Jesse: Where's Becky? I'm bored....
Danny: She said she'd be here soon.
Joey: Hopefully soon....
Kimmy: Let's face it har boy, you're dead meat...
Jesse: GIBBLER YOU BISCUT HEAD!! Sorry...It's been days since I used hair gell...
Joey: Oh boy!!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Joey: I found some money on the ground...
Everyone: Awwwwwwwww................
Jesse: Lemme see that. (takes money..)
Danny: $2000? Where'd you get that?
Joey: From the ground.
Becky: (rushes in.) There you guys are. How long until the deadline?
Joey: 16 days!!
Becky: Come on guys...I distracted the guards. Let's go!
TO BE CONTINUED...
