Author Topic: JOKES!!!! (Read 1023 times)

Csoup715 · « **on:** August 27, 2005, 11:21:21 PM »

i am a huge fan of good jokes...so lay em on me!!! here's my fave....

a teacher was reading "chicken little" to her kindergarten class, and when she got to the part where Henny Penny ran to the farmer screaming "the sky is falling, the sky is falling," she paused and asked her class "so what do u think the farmer said to that??" one little girl raised her hand and said, "i'll bet he said 'HOLY SHIT A TALKING CHICKEN!!!!!!!'"

oh man, kills me evry time.....

fishywishy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2005, 12:29:10 AM »

lmao!!! uhh i dunno ne good ones, but theres this one...

there were 3 girls stranded on an island- 1 brunette 1 blonde 1 redhead... The island was 100 miles from shore, so the brunette swam 30 miles, got tired, n drowned... the redhead swam 40 miles, got tired and drowned... the blonde swam 50 miles, got tired, and swam back! lmao!

Csoup715 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2005, 02:02:16 AM »

oh ya i luv dumb blonde stuff!!!! i'm tryin to think of other good jokes i kno...i'm assuming that just a/b evry dumb blonde one i kno, u kno too.....

FHR loves howrudee · « **Reply #3 on:** September 01, 2005, 10:42:10 PM »

oh yea i dont think the censor should be ~Fatherhood because other people might have different opinons about fatherhood, lol sry off topic

fishywishy · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2005, 02:37:28 AM »

lmao, u changed it to SITH!! lmao!!!!!!!! hahah rotfl! ok im done

But wat if ppl like the Sith? lol... Oh and u were the one who changed it to fatherhood, tehe

Csoup715 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2005, 08:39:45 PM »

r those the new censors??? i'll stick to asteriscks myself i think lol.....

FHR loves howrudee · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2005, 09:42:31 PM »

i didnt change it to fatherhood, i was only a wee little moderator back then

BL · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2005, 09:50:35 PM »

yeah I'm pretty sure I did...tho it was bak wen this forum was inactive sorta so it really wasn't much of an issue

I think I will change it to the asterisks tho

Csoup715 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2005, 01:35:15 AM »

thank u bl lol

weird4 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2005, 05:35:39 PM »

Okay so theres these 3 guys on an island right. So in order for them to get off the island, they have to do a challenge. The king of the island told the men to get 10 peices of fruit. The first guy came back with apples and the king told him, "Now you must put the fruit up your butt without showing any expression on your face." So the first guy did what he said.
1...2...3...4 and began to scream. Soo he got ate by a shark.
The second guy came out with berrys and the king told him the same thing he told the first guy.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 and he began to laugh.
So he was eaten by a shark.
Meanwhile in heaven the first guy asked the second one, "How come you stopped? You were soo close." The second guy replied and said to the first, "I saw the third guy coming with bannanas!"

fishywishy · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2005, 05:50:07 PM »

lmao!!!
heres mine, i found it on the comedy central website
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true.

"Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!"

So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"

The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

Csoup715 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2005, 01:48:19 AM »

LMAO!!! both of those r realy good!!! here's a stupid one, but i found it funny lol i spend my life laughing haha

Why did the chicken cross the road??

b/c he was a take-out dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFL!!!!

weird4 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2005, 02:09:10 AM »

Ha ha. lol

Csoup715 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2005, 02:37:44 AM »

yep...i liked it haha

weird4 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 23, 2005, 02:34:06 PM »

Here's another one. A guy walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender tells him, "Down the hall and turn left 2 times." So the guy walks down the hall and turns 2 times and ends up in lots of water. (aka, the really huge toilet) So the guy walks out of the bathroom and tells the bartender, "That wasn't the bathroom." "Everythings big in Texas." the bartender said.

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Author Topic: JOKES!!!! (Read 1023 times)