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« on: March 14, 2007, 06:53:23 AM »
(Weird4 is walking to the table. It's 7:25 AM.)
weird4: La de da dum.
BL: (jumps out of no where.) Hi weird4!!
weird4: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
csoup: lolz. Again again!
weird4: What happened?
fishywishy: Shame on you BL. Have you no shame?
Everyone except BL: Shame shame BL!!
BL: Aww nuts...
FHF: Hey guys..
leftturn: All right! Looks like everyones here.
corndog: Looks like it.
weird4: CD?
corndog: Yeah...you're a little......freaky.
fishywishy: Cornnie!
corndog: I'm changing my name to bob...
giggles: Nice to meet you bob.
(Sue flys out of nowhere.)
Sue: He y- WEIRD4 YOU IDIOT!!
weird4: I do have a IQ of 88...
BL: Oh no...I mean......yayyyyyyyyyyy......
(20 seconds later.)
BL: Awwwwwwwwwww..........
corndog: OH MY GOD!!! I forgot to fix my boards.
giggles: Uhhh...yeahhh.............abouuut that..
corndog: You didn't giggles. Say you didn't.
FHF: Calm down guys...It's just a board.
weird4: RUN GIGGLES RUN!!
giggles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! (CRASH)
fishywishy: So close...
weird4: Okay and the door was that way. (points left.)
giggles: My bad...
(7:55)
BL: Ohhhhh......What does this do?
Comp App teach: That's an application....Get out...
BL: What's this?
Com App teach: That's the internet.....
BL: What's...
weird4: That's enough questions for one day....
fishywishy: Oh look!! Puppy!!
Everyone: Awwwwwwwww.........
BL: Look FBI!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!DUCK AND COVER!!!
BL: Ha! Fooled you again.
(Bubbles walks in.)
Bubbles: I like porkchops...
Comp App teach: Leave!!
Bubbles: Okay. (leaves.)
(At P.E)
P.E teach: All right get ready for the mile...GO!!
(30 mins later.)
weird4: What'd you get?
BL: 10:30......(faints.)
fishywishy: 12:00...
giggles: 9:50....
corndog: 9:40...
weird4: 9:30!!
fishywishy: I didn't run...
weird4: Why?
fishywishy: I just got a manicure....
(At lunch.)
weird4: How'd you guys get here?
BL: Well you did want to do a How rude gathering right?
fishywishy: Well now BL..What did we learn?
BL: (sigh) Don't say anything mean......
TO BE CONTINUED.......
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"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2007, 04:59:16 PM »
You didn't put me in it  :'( j/k It doesn't matter to me. Great start so far.
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2007, 06:46:18 PM »
I have to be honest with you weird4, this really doesn't live up to your previous HR fanfictions. It's just the quality of impersanation has gone way down. Try and read through your old ones those were fantastic and maybe you will remember how to produce work at that quality again.
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2007, 10:24:06 PM »
(5th period..)
BL: Now where?
MT Fan: No where I guess. Ohhhhh....What's "Greek Week"?
Leftturn: An episode of Full house...
fishywishy: Hmmmmmm sounds fun.. he he....
weird4: Some event.
(BL transforms into Bortat.)
BL: (in Borat voice.) Hi everybody!! Me father is #1 town drunk!!
(Silence..)
giggles: AGAIN AGAIN!
BL: Shows what you know...
fishywishy: Say somthing else . lol I loved that move..
BL: (walks into a history class and starts talking in Borats voice.) Hey everybody! Who wants a dinna?
(Girls starts screaming and push BL out of the room.)
giggles: I'll get you BL!! (runs into the history class door.)
weird4: Wow...Someones off today...
FHF: My best friend in the whole world.....*sigh*
c soup: Where's giggles? I got some ice cream for her....
giggles: (tramples over csoup.) I LIKE ICE CREAM I LIKE ICE CREAM...
csoup: Watch it!
giggles: Sorry...
weird4: Wow soupy. You like Paris Hilton when she was in jail...
BL: MOD DOWN! CODE GREEN!!
MT Fan: Someone died?
fishywishy: Code green?? Csoup turned into a cow? Noooooo.....
BL: Sorry.....Code red...
giggles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! CODE RED!!! CODE RED!! (CRASH!!)
FHF: Next time, run with your eyes open...
giggles: Okay....
weird4: Is it me, or has giggles forgot to look where she's going...
corndog: The world will never know...Who likes pie?
fishywishy: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2007, 11:38:13 PM »
That was definatly an improvemnt from the last chapter
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2007, 04:50:29 AM »
I request that I not be included in any more of this fanfiction. Thanks.
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2007, 12:09:34 PM »
Man.... I'm not in it lol but that's OK.  I liked the second chapter soooooooooo much more than the first lol.
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2007, 01:25:09 PM »
I like the second chapter the best but keep up the good work.
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2007, 02:13:08 AM »
(Bell rings.)
Giggles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Where's the fire!?
fhfreak: Calm down. It was just the bell.
weird4: Come on guys!! To Bio!!
fishywishy: Ohio?
weird4: *slaps head*
(In Bio class...)
giggles: tee-hee...
fishywishy: (looks over at giggles paper.) What ya doin?
Bio teach: No cheating!!
fishywishy: Awwwwwwww.....it's a puppy....
Bio teach: I'm going to hand back last weeks test. Since you guys weren't here, you can retake it after school.
All how rude members except weird4: Awwwwwwwwww.........
weird4: (looks at grade.) YAY ME!!
giggles: (looks over at paper..) Ohhhhhhh...........a B............
BL: Eeeeeeeeeegadd..If I fail the test, my dad's gonna make me sleep in the backyard. It's Borat to the rescue.
(BL turnins into Borat once again.)
weird4: I see London I see Fra- (fishywishy covers weird4's mouth.)
BL: Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (turns into normal self.)
giggles: Ohhhhh..............someones in trouble........
Bio teacher: Well I changed my mind and......What the....(bell for skinny 7th goes off.) is wrong with you.
BL: (in Borat voice.) Eeeeeeeeetsssss......................................me mothers launduary....
Bio teacher: Yeah..........................okay look, you can't fool anyone like that okay?
(Next day at school...)
weird4: La de da dummm...
(BL jumps out of no where.)
weird4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HOLLY (SQUAK.) What the heck is you're problem?
BL: Hi weird4...
fishywishy: Tell me about your rude awaknings...
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2007, 07:25:46 PM »
(WARNING!! kissing involved.)
csoup: lolz! Again again!!
weird4: What's going on here?
fishywishy: Dunno..What are you doing here? *gasp* What's that pebble doing there? *gasp* And that rock?
giggles: Well BL, I hope your happy.
BL: Why yes I am. *bows*
corndog: Looks like everyones here...
weird4: You said that yesterday.
corndog: Silly weirdo...
fishywishy: *ahem*
corndog: Sorry..*bows head in shame*
Everyone except weird4: SHAME SHAME CORNNIE!!
corndog: I'm changing my name to bob...
giggles: Nice to meet ya bob.
weird4: Oh great! This is happening again!?
(Sue flys out of nowhere.)
Sue: Hey y- WEIRD4 YOU IDIOT!!
BL: Oh no...I mean......yayyyyyyyyyyy......
(20 seconds later.)
BL: Awwwwwwwwwww..........
weird4: THIS IS NUTS!!
fishywishy: *holding nuts* I know!! And that's a rock and a pebble and some bird.
csoup: Chillax weird4...
weird4: Chilax? I can't chillax!! This happened yesterday and it seems that...
(CRASH!!)
(1st period once again..)
BL: What does that do?
Comp App teach: That's an application....Get out...
BL: What's this?
Com App teach: That's the internet.....
BL: What's...
weird4: Stop it!! God you people of monkeys.
fishywishy: Ohh look!! Puppy!!
Everyone except weird4: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...
BL: OH MY GOD! IT'S THE FBI!!
weird4: Ehhh.. (everyone else is screaming)
BL: And look, it's Obama!!
weird4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *jumps out the window*
fishywishy: Oooohhhh.........Soo close.
(Bubbles walks in.)
Bubbles: I like porkchops...
weird4: You know what I like? *pours ice cream on Bubbles*
Bubbles: YAY! Sugar rush! *runs out broken window*
fishywishy: Awwwwwww...Wait for me!! *chases after Bubbles*
(At P.E)
P.E teach: All right get ready for the mile...GO!!
(20 mins later..)
weird4: What did you get?
BL: 10:30......(faints.)
giggles: 9:50....
corndog: 9:40...
weird4: 7:15!! BOO YAH!!
fishywishy: I didn't run...
weird4: Get a manacure some other time.
fishywishy: *gasp* How rude...
(At lunch)
weird4: Soo let's see, you're here because of a gathering?
BL: Says you.
weird4: Hey BL, here's a tip...Don't be like Borat at 5th period.
BL: Be Borat? Okay!!
(BL turns into Borat.)
weird4: *slaps head* NO!
(BL turns into Gov. Arnold Schwartzenager)
BL: I'll bee bacckkk!!
csoup: OOOhhhhhhhh that was fun!
(5th period)
weird4: Okay so let's all lay low and....
BL: MOD DOWN!! CODE GREEN!!
fishywishy: Soupy turned into a cow!? Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!
weird4: Why do I bother....
(Bio)
weird4: Lemme guess..B..
Bio teach: *looks at test* Uh.......Yeah?
weird4: I knew it.
giggles: Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......I like B!!
fishywishy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.......................You like BL?
BL: AAAAAAAAAAA!! Holly god!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
giggles: Tee hee...
(Next day at school. Or is it?)
weird4: La de da dum..
(Once again, BL jumps out of nowhere. weird4 jumps backwards)
BL: What the? No shock? No scream? What the heck!?
weird4: I knew it was going to happen.
fishywishy: Finally weird4 changes...
BL: Not for long.
corndog: Wow, it looks like everyones here!
(Sue flys down on her jetpack. weird4 throws a rock at her which whirls Sue backwards.)
fishywishy: SHAME SHAME WEIRDOOO!!
corndog: Finally I don't get blamed for anything.
(In Comp App)
weird4: Lemme tell you how things work here. This is a computer, this is the internet aka no touchie, and this is an application aka, no touchie.
fishywishy: Oooohh look...
weird4: PUPPY!!
Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............
fishywishy: Yeah.....Puppy.....
(Bubbles walks in.)
Bubbles: I like porkchops....
weird4: Oh right...Try Hearshys..(kisses Bubbles)
Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwwww......
BL: He he...(everyone slaps BL.)
weird4: BLLEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
BL: On the carpet weird4!!
(P.E)
weird4: I'm skipping the mi- I mean I'm ready for the mile.
(20 mins later.)
weird4: Good luck next time.....
Everyone: Awwwwwwwww...(hugs fishy.)
fishywishy: Air! I need air!!
(5th period.)
weird4: Oh look a pebble!!
(Silence.)
(BL turns into Borat once again!)
BL: Hi everybody!! Me father is #1 town drunk!
weird4: SO are you.........
BL: EEEEEEEEE MAMA MIEA!
(Bio class.)
weird4: It's a B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B UNIT!
giggles: lol! That was funny. Ag-
(weird4 tapes giggles mouth shut.)
fishywishy: OMG! Giggles suficating!! And my nail polish smeared...Hmmmm weird huh?
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2007, 07:59:12 PM »
LOLOLOLOL that was really funny, but I still like the 2nd chapter the best overall.  Keep going!
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2007, 08:24:06 PM »
Not bad, pretty chaotic.
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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2007, 09:36:03 PM »
(Finally the next day!!)
weird4: (walks to 2nd period class.) La de da dum.
(BL is waiting accross the hall with the others.)
weird4: Finally things are back to normal...
fishywishy: What do you mean?
(Giggles runs down the hall and stops at the room.)
giggles: Hey guys! What did I miss?
corndog: *looking at laptop* Giggles, you did somthing to my board...
giggles: Well sorry!! Jeez it's like your attatched to it.
(Bubbles walks in licking an 'I love weird4' lollypop.)
Bubbles: Hey sweet....
Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
csoup: Quick to the mod lounge! Emergancy staff meeting...
(In mod lounge aka Girls Bathroom.)
csoup: Remember what happened yesterday?
fishywishy: I know! Sue went flying bizerk! It was like bam right in the kisser!!
corndog: (in girly voice) Yeah...He he..*thinking* So this is what it's like.
FHF: We need to stick together and get Bubbles out of love with weirdo...
weird4: (walks into the GB.) Hey guys what's going........This is a pretty room!
(BL throws weird4 out of the door.)
BL: So what's our plan? School starts in 15 minuites...
corndog: Well I think we should first get out of the Girls bathroom before someone sees us..
BL: Aggreed.
c soup: Okay and we'll meet back at the quad...
(In boys bathroom.)
BL: Okay guys here's what we should do. It might be risky but we'll have to see what happens. Corndog will be the distraction. While CD is distracting bubbles, MT Fan will team up with giggles to plan a trap so that bubbles forgets all about weird4. Deal?
corndog: Why do I have to distract?
BL: If you don't, I'll post that video of the dance. Remember the spill?
corndog: Oh right...Like that's gonna..
BL: I'll put it on You Tube.
corndog: It's a deal!
(7:45 AM..)
BL: Okay guys what did you have in store?
fishywishy: Huh wha? Oh sorry. We were doing our nails.
All female HR staff: Scandelous!
(7:46:20 AM)
weird4: Uhh.....Get away buba....
Bubbles: Awwwwwwwww..........weird4 mad?
weird4: Actually, weird4 scared....
corndog: (taps bubbles.) *in Borat voice* Excuse me? Mme Bubbles..
Bubbles: (turns around) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *squezzes corndog*
corndog: *in Borat voice* Uhhhh............You #4 wife in all America......
BUbbles: You mean it?
(20 seconds later.)
Bubbles: Well I got to......(falls off the steps but isn't harmed.)
fishywishy: Nice dismount.
(Warning bell rings.)
(In Lit.)
Lit teach: All right everyone! We're going to start our new unit on "Romeo and Juliet."
fishywishy: Aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........
Lit teach: In order to be prepared, we're going to do some acting..
(BL turns into Borat.)
BL: Hi everyone! Mee good actor...
Lit teach: Prove it.
BL: Okay. *pulls out light sabar*
giggles: This isn't star wars.....
BL: Oh god........
(1 hour later.)
weird4: I think this is a little CRAZY!! My god BL, get your.......
(weird4 begins to have a vision of a wild mountain lion charging into the Lit room, distroying things.)
BL: You were saying?
weird4: WE'RE GONNA DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(Mountain Lion charges into the room.)
fishywishy: lol!! A cat!
giggles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *runs into a wall*
weird4: KITTY!!
(Mountain Lion charges near weird4 and then stops.)
giggles: Ow! That hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt.......
weird4: Giggles! Say somthing!
giggles: Again..........Again.............
weird4: Uh oh........This isn't good..........
c soup: *talking on cell phone* Hello directory assistance....Can I have the number for heaven?
*Click*
c soup: How rude..
weird4: This is barbaric.......
Voice: He pondered to himself.....
weird4: What was that?
Voice: weird4 was frightened by the mountain lion and screamed like a little prissy which would cause the lion to run away...
weird4: I was soo not screaming like a little girl.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1
(Mountain lion runs away.)
Voice: But after this, his life was about to change.........
weird4: YAY ME!!!
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2007, 12:10:27 AM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOL that one was the best!!!!!!!!  The bathroom as the mod lounge LOL that's the best.  I can just imagine it LOL but it looks kinda wrong lol.  GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!   :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2007, 12:24:01 AM »
LOL weirdo, good job on these!!
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