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« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2007, 12:54:07 AM »
weird4: Hello? Voice? Say somthing? What's going to happen? HELOOO!?
Lit teach: What is wrong with you?
weird4: Did you hear that voice?
Lit teach: What voice?
BL: Wow so that's how you get rid of a mountain lion.
c soup: lolz weirdoo...
weird4: I am so weird to the 4th power.....
giggles: Again again!!!
fishywishy: Ooooh lol fun........
BL: Okay now that's over....
(4th period.)
weird4: Ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh!! Best class is here!!
fishywishy: French?
c soup: Moi aussi....
fishy and soupy: lolz
weird4: No......It's ma-
giggles: Marry poppins!
weird4: No. It's ma-
BL: Make weird4 bash sue?
weird4: No. It's m-
fishy: Moi aussi!!
weird4: Well you'll see...
Math teach: And the answer is?
BL: (in Borat voice) Argentina aka, BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Valley.......
Math teach: Uhh.....No.....
weird4: AAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Voice: weird4 let out with a sneeze which cause a hurricane to whirl the school.
BL: AAAAAAA!! Holly god of all mighty!
soupy: Quick to the bunker!!
weird4: Where's that?
soupy: Beats me...Ohh look!! A pamphlet of symptoms of someone dieing.
weird4: *takes pamphlet* 1. Hasn't ate for 2 hours..
fishywishy: Before we all die, I wanna say that I blame BL......
corndog: Ohhhhhhh....I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm scared. *holds someone random*
weird4: *ahem* Personal space..
corndog: Huh? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...*holds plushie tightly*
Voice: As a matter of fact, the storm stopped and everything went better....
BL: (in Borat voice) Yay! We landed in my home town! Katastan!!
weird4: (wakes up) Oh..Phew..That was a weird dream...
Bio teach: You were saying?
weird4: What!? I fell asleep...
fishywishy: Just great weirdo...You drooled all over my homework..
giggles: Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh...........I want candy..
weird4: Okay what day is it?
fishywishy: Thursday...
weird4: That was odd....Okay...Phew......You guys just got here today right?
fishywishy: Actually..............................
weird4: I think I'm sick....
csoup: You're pronouncing it wrong. It's I'm siiiiick..
BL: After school, we're going to have a staff meeting.
weird4: In the girls bathroom?
BL: Oh great! He found out. Okay on to plan B.....
(In the gym.)
BL: Something weird is happening....I mean, weird4 doesn't have any idea of what's going on.
c soup: Yeah..Neither am I.....We need to fix this plot fast.
BL: I know! Let's have March Days!!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2007, 12:59:24 AM »
I like how you kind of used a Sue-esque style. At least we're getting a plot now instead of just random jokes one after the other.  :)

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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2007, 12:22:27 PM »
hehe... marchdays... LOL it was awesome.

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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2007, 02:12:09 AM »
(In the quad, weird4 is sitting a lone. Everyone rushes out to tell weird4 the news.)
BL: Hey weird4. Great news!! We're having March Days!!
weird4: *rolls eyes* Lemme guess, it's another trick. I know I'm dreaming.
BL: We hired the Rolling Stones to play music.
weird4: Ehh...
FHF: I LOVE THE ROLLING STONES!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Huh?
giggles: Uh...I accidently hired Hanna Montana.
BL: *sigh* We're doomed.
weird4: Well I guess March Days and Greek Week will work together. I mean what could go wrong.
fishywishy: I don't think we'll need a band.....
weird4: Exactly.
csoup: Come on guys. Put your heads together.
(CLANG!! Everyone falls down.)
weird4: Oh my god!! I'm not dreaming! I'm not insane!! I'M ALIVEEEEE!!! I feel like Tom Cruise when he was on Oprah saying, "I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!" while jumping on the couch wildly!!
BL: Welcome to earth...
corndog: Okay so now the events.
weird4: Dodgeball!! Bule vs. Yellow!!
BL: Genius!!
weird4: Then water balloon fight!!
BL: MORE GENIUS!!
weird4: Then mud wrestling!
BL: I despise you.
Csoup: What about twin day?
BL: *clings on csoups leg* I love you soo...
Everyone except BL: Ewwwww...
BL: As a member..
Everyone: Awwwwwww....
csoup: Weird4 is my hommie!
weird4: Awww...
fishywishy: Anything else?
BL: Let's start Marchdays!!
Principal: No Marchdays!! You can't plan an event with out permission.
weird4: We got an "I love How Rude" T-shirt.
Principal: No..
(bell rings for 4th period.)
weird4: Come on guys.
giggles: I feel bad for no march days..
BL: It's all right..You can have your own march days in your dreams...
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2007, 11:17:49 PM »
(In math..)
BL: This is awkward...
Math teach: Did you do the homework?
weird4: What homework? We had homework?
Math teach: Remember????
fishywishy: Moi aus- (CLANG!!)
BL: Stop it!!
weird4: I thought yester.....what day is it?
Math Teach: Like you don't know...
weird4: I'M SO CONFUSED!!!
giggles: Tee hee....
weird4: Stop it my god no offence but....grow up...
fishywishy: Well uh ok.....awkward.....
(Bubbles runs into the room wackish like and starts flipping things over and then she leaves.)
BL: Looks like hurricane katrina doesn't ruin buildings anymore. Now it can only ruin things in side.
Sue: (walks into the room with some bruses.) WEIRD4!!! HHHOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW RRRUUUUUDEEEEEE!! (sweetly) Hey guys! Big scoop! Party at my place! Oh it's big!!
csoup and fishywishy: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!! (hugs Sue tightly)
Sue: Okay.....Enough now.......Okay get away..(under breath) Stalker..
weird4: This'll be the best day ever.
Sue: I never said you were invited........
weird4: Awwwww.........
BL: All right! I'll bring my paint ball guns!! Wooo!!
Sue: He he...ok..........awkward...........(leaves)
fishywishy: Ohhh this'll be great! Now what should I do? The K-Fed look or...Brittney Spears look with some bling bling.
weird4: No one says bling bling these days......
MT Fan: I don't think it's fair. I need to tell sue this ASAP.....
weird4: Well I have plans anyway......
MT Fan: Wiiith????????
weird4: Uhhh.................Prrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssiiiiiiidennnnnttttt........Buuushhh..
(6th period.)
French teach: Welcome class.
fishywishy: Moi aussi..
csoup: lol Agreed..
weird4: *rolls eyes* Oh brudda....
BL: (turns into Borat for the final time.) It's a gratsi!
(Everyone is kicked out except for weird4..)
fishywishy: Weirdo....
(At Sues party.)
Sue: Hey you guys! Partys in the back yard. WOOOT WOOT!!
fishywishy: YAY! *runs to the back yard and jumps into the pool*
csoup: Ooohh shrimp cocktail.........*eats wildly*
BL: I wonder what weird4 is doing right now...
(At the White House.)
George: Got any 4's?
weird4: Go fish...
George: Aww dang it!!
Bush's advisor: Mr president, there's a call from Clinton. Should I say that you got stuck on the roof?
George: Yes....Got any 10's?
weird4: Go fish.......
(At Sue's party)
Everyone: GO FISHY! GO FISHY! GO FISHY! GO FISHY!!
fishywishy: There. I cugged 20 bottles of soda and..........BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
(2 hours later.)
fishywishy: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP!!
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!