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Session 49
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2007, 08:07:36 PM »
DJ: Steph, there isn't time, the plane's boarding.

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« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2007, 08:19:14 PM »
Alex:  Deeejay, how's come we hafta get on a big scary plane ta go ta Afirca?


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« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2007, 10:13:57 PM »
Sam: *boards plane, holds Alex and Nicky's hands* I'm kind of scared too, Alex... come to me if your Daddy isn't there.
Phil: Sam, you've always been a worrywart. Jesus... you're making the kid lame!
Sam: *shrug*

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« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2007, 12:31:12 AM »

Jesse: *whispers* Don't worry... I don't think anyone will be paying for her ticket.
Kimmy: I heard that! For your information, hair freak, my parents will be paying for my ticket.

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« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2007, 01:15:01 AM »
(giggles, that plot was resolved some time ago, they're already boarding the plane)
Jesse: *coming up to the Rippers* All the luggage is loaded. Africa, here we come! *gets on plane* *the remaining open seat is next to Kimmy* Is this really fair? Anyone volunteer? *no one volunteers* Aw damn... *looks at Nicky and Alex* can I sit on someone's lap?

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« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2007, 01:43:46 AM »
Stephanie:  Looks like you're stuck with the Gibbler, Uncle Jesse.  Here's a tip to avoid things like this in the future....bribery.


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« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2007, 10:17:48 AM »
Danny: *Pulls out video camera* Here we have the entire Tanner family on a plane to Africa... (mumbles)... and Kimmy *sigh*.
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« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2007, 10:24:16 AM »
Joe: *looks back at video camera* And we're absolutely 100% of the Tanner Family too. I'm Joe Tanner.
Phil: I'm Phil Tanner.
John (Roadie #1): I'm a roadie.
Phil: What a family moment *laughs*
Joe: Though in all seriousness, we're all the band members and the roadies. Go that way *points to Danny's left* if you want to see most of the Tanners... and Kimmy too.   :P

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« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2007, 07:19:57 PM »
Danny: Joey, you may not be related, but your family to us *Crowd goes awww*.
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« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2007, 08:02:54 PM »
(may I differentiate between Joey, Danny's longtime friend, and Joe, the bassist for Jesse and the Rippers. I might just change his name if he causes any additional confusion)
Joe: Really, that's sweet of you... what's your name again?
Sam: It's Danny.
Joe: Right.

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« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2007, 08:08:46 PM »

Danny: *Pulls out video camera* Here we have the entire Tanner family on a plane to Africa... (mumbles)... and Kimmy *sigh*.

(Comes back from bathroom.)
Kimmy: Wow! That's me? I look good!

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« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2007, 09:56:07 PM »
Stephanie:  And that's why my theory that Kimmy was dropped several times at birth is still recognized. (looks at camera and grins)  Hi, I'm Stephanie.  I'll be here with the odd colorful remarks, usually towards Miss Stinky Feet.


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« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2007, 10:59:40 PM »
Kimmy: Stephanie! Why are you calling yourself names?

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« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2007, 12:09:16 AM »
Sam: Damn, your kids knock out fast *Nicky is asleep on his lap*
Jesse: What do you expect, he's 2.

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« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2007, 12:12:43 AM »
Danny: If that's JOE than where's JOEY!
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