Author Topic: Best Quotable Moments? (Read 1392 times)

fullhouseforever · « **on:** June 02, 2007, 02:48:50 PM »

What do you think are the best quotable moments for the show? Preferrably a comedic line, because anything else doesn't work out very well out of context.

MT Fan · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2007, 03:57:33 PM »

My favorite line in the entire series and one I have quoted several times is "Let me tell you something, I'm not your acquaintince, and I'm not your waiter and if I were your mechanic you'd be having break problems.... small Joke". Sometimes I use "There's a car in the kitchen" sarcastically lol.

fullhouseforever · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2007, 06:27:26 PM »

Those are some pretty good choices, there, MT Fan. The catchphrases are probably the thing that are used the most outside of the show.

Probably the best quotes are the one-liners that have been exchanged at one point or another. There some good ones between Steph and DJ, as well as numerous people with Kimmy, lol.

Nay (fhfreak) · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2007, 07:14:52 PM »

I love:

"This man is not a hamburger. And I am not a side of fries. But you, sir, are a chicken mcnugget!" from Joey. I thought that was hilarious

Left Turn · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2007, 11:00:43 PM »

"You sir, are a chimney. Not only are you ruining your own health, but you're ruining the health of innocent people around you."

I can't remember what Danny says to the guy who's a messy eater, but it needs to be there too.

Nay (fhfreak) · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2007, 11:24:19 PM »

I think it's something about a car wash... I'm not positive though.

Marte · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2007, 11:33:02 PM »

Quote

I love:

"This man is not a hamburger. And I am not a side of fries. But you, sir, are a chicken mcnugget!" from Joey. I thought that was hilarious

Yeah. That one was really hillarious! One of the best Joey quotes I think. The writers must have had so much fun coming up with that one

Well, I just saw this episode, and altho it's quite random, this quote stuck in my head:
"- Joey, why did you buy these? Nobody here eats brusselsprouts?
- Well, they were sitting there so lonely watching everyone go for the carrots and the corn...
- They're vegetables, they don't have feelings like you and me.
- How would you know? Have you ever been a brusselsprout?"

(Actually I liked this quote so much, I made it my full house quote of the month

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fullhouseforever · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:21:08 AM »

Those are all pretty good. I'm really only vaguely familiar with them. There's always the standout in Rock the Cradle but that completely dependent on the situation of the episode. All alone, it's really hard to understand (unless you've seen it before of course, lol).

Pretty in Pink · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2007, 03:33:09 AM »

I have a lot of favorites heres one from Joey:

Joey: That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.

Joey then goes on to explain how you would be out of the mooning business

Another...

DJ: I am gonna be a pedestrian for the rest of my life.
Kimmy: This is no time to think about religion DJ!

An exchange of lines between Stephanie and Harry:

Harry: I can see up your nose.
Steph: Harry, this is supposed to be romantic.
Harry: OK. I can see up your nose, darling.

Several others are at imdb.com in the quotes section of the full house page

Left Turn · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2007, 06:43:20 AM »

Here's another favourite of mine from Making Out Is Hard To Do:

DJ: "Got it. I'll drive s fast as I can and pick up really cute hitchhikers".

From To Joey, With Love:

Danny: I think it's time to spruce up the old answering machine. How about a little reggae? Telephone be ringin' man, message at the beep man.
Stephanie: If that goes on our answering machine, I'd be movin' man.

Nay (fhfreak) · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2007, 04:19:57 PM »

Joey: It sounds like Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky just want some privacy.
Michelle: What's privacy?
Joey: It means they want to spend time together alone.
Michelle: What are they doing in there?
Joey: They're, uh... they're doing their taxes.
Michelle: Are they going to do their taxes every night?
Joey: For the first couple of months.

^^from "Stephanie Plays The Field"

fullhouseforever · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2007, 05:11:26 PM »

Wow, you've all named some really hilarious ones actually, especially the DJ/Kimmy exchange and fhfreak's. I know I haven't seen Stephanie Plays The Field yet, but the other one doesn't very familiar either.

Nay (fhfreak) · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2007, 06:54:27 PM »

Stephanie: Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!
DJ: Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?
Stephanie: Not if its a girl.

^^from Dr. Dare Rides Again

Marte · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:05:23 PM »

Danny: Why did you want to get your ears pierced?
Stephanie: All my friends have.
Danny: So, you wanted to be an individual, so you could be exactly like your friends?
Stephanie: No...I mean...I guess...maybe... Is this a trick question?

^From I'm Not D.J

fullhouseforever · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2007, 09:25:53 PM »

I probably go check out the IMDb memorable quotes. There are a lot of them in there, and I'm sure there are a few great ones I can contribute, lol...

Joey: Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?
Jesse: Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon.'

Steph: [talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?

Steph: [while playing cards with Grandpa Nick] I'll see your Flintstones' and raise you three Hello Kittys. Let's see what you got.
Nick Katsopolis: Seven kings. Beat that.
Steph: Seven aces.
Michelle Tanner: [puts her cards on the table] Bingo.

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