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« Reply #90 on: July 05, 2007, 04:00:42 AM »
From Divorce Court:

DJ And Steph are eating dinner in their room, as punishment for fighting. Stephanie glugs her milk.

DJ: Must you glug your milk?
Stephanie: Does it bother you?
DJ: Yes.
Stephanie: Then, I must.

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« Reply #91 on: July 05, 2007, 06:04:46 PM »
Yeah, Stephanie and DJ had a ton of great exchanges, lol.

From Baby Love...

Jesse: Our son is gonna be called Dustin.
Becky: Prescott.
Jesse: Dustin!
Becky: Prescott!
Jesse: Dus--wait. When did we have a kid?
Becky: Um....I don't know. Sorry I missed it.
Jesse: Oh, God, I'm embarrassed.
Becky: Tell you what. We won't start naming our kids until we've been dating at least three months.
Jesse: All right, that's a fair deal!


Becky: Dustin? You would name a kid Dustin?
Jesse: Yeah, what's the matter? You got a better name?
Becky: I sure do. Emily.
Jesse: No son of ours is gonna be called Emily!
Becky: Our daughter's name is Emily. Our son's name is Prescott.
Jesse: PRESCOTT??? We may as well name him Emily!


Kimmy: You are such a tattletale.
Stephanie: I am not! I'm telling you said that!
 < Paris said that one already I think.

Rebecca: Say hi to the Bay Area!
Howie: Hi Bay!
Michelle: (watching on TV) Hi Howie!


Stephanie: He's cute, Michelle. Now you have a boyfriend, and I have a boyfriend, and...well, two out of three's not bad.
DJ: Dad, was she really necessary?


And there are probably a few more from this one.  Still what I think is one of the best Michelle plots.  The B-story is obviously great too.


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"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

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« Reply #92 on: July 05, 2007, 08:05:09 PM »
From divorce Court

Steph- Living with Michelle is Like a nightmare on sesame Street.

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« Reply #93 on: July 05, 2007, 10:29:03 PM »
These are from El Problema de DJ.  I think it's a pretty decent episode, with a particularly good B-plot (once again, lol).

DJ: Senorita Mosely hates me.
Kimmy: She likes me, I got a C.
Jesse: Hold it. You got a C in Spanish, and DJ got a D?*
Kimmy: Hey, man, I saw "La Bamba" five times!

*I don't remember if that one was Danny or Jesse.

Danny: A "D" in Spanish?
Joey: Que pasa?
DJ: Huh?


Danny: Steph, these are terrific grades, but your teacher wrote here, "Stephanie's a wonderful student, but she needs to control her talking in class."
Stephanie: Dad it's not my fault. Kids are always asking me for help, and who can blame them? Check out these grades!


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"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

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« Reply #94 on: July 06, 2007, 03:01:54 AM »
From Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (In 22 Minutes):

Becky: Why do you men cling to your antiquated, macho attitudes.
Joey: Because we're tough, and we're rugged. Now take a hike tootse so I can separate my wash & wears from my delicates!

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« Reply #95 on: July 06, 2007, 03:17:14 AM »

Danny: Hold it. You got a C in Spanish, and DJ got a D?*
Kimmy: Hey, man, I saw "La Bamba" five times![/i]
*I don't remember if that one was Danny or Jesse.

That line was Jesse.

I forgot about that quote leftturn lol.

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« Reply #96 on: July 06, 2007, 02:58:51 PM »

From Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (In 22 Minutes):

Becky: Why do you men cling to your antiquated, macho attitudes.
Joey: Because we're tough, and we're rugged. Now take a hike tootse so I can separate my wash & wears from my delicates!
I generally found Joey's numerous voice impersonations to be a little annoying, but that one was quite humorous.

These are from Goodbye Mr. Bear.  Definitely a great episode with emotional moments to it.

Stephanie: You gave away Mr. Bear??? Officer, arrest this man!

Officer: Lemme get some information. Now, does Mr. Bear have a first name?
Stephanie: Teddy. He's exactly this tall, brown hat, grey trench coat, brown snout.
Officer: This Mr. Bear... He's a stuffed animal isn't he?
Stephanie: Well... technically.


(after Danny hugs him)
Jesse:(stammering) Wuh wuh wuh wo woah! Never hug me in front of my power tools!


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"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

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« Reply #97 on: July 06, 2007, 10:30:35 PM »
From Breaking Away:

Stephanie: All our lives we've lived under Dad's rules. And what do we have to show for it?
Michelle: A nice house, good food, and a buck a week. Don't rock the boat.

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« Reply #98 on: July 07, 2007, 12:00:32 AM »
Ugh, that line annoys me, lol.

In Blast From the Past, the B story again outshines the A plot.  Really not a lot of great quotes I can find...

Danny: Kimmy... Did you handcuff my daughters together?


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"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."

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« Reply #99 on: July 08, 2007, 11:39:34 PM »

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Becky: Dustin? You would name a kid Dustin?
Jesse: Yeah, what's the matter? You got a better name?
Becky: I sure do. Emily.
Jesse: No son of ours is gonna be called Emily!
Becky: Our daughter's name is Emily. Our son's name is Prescott.
Jesse: PRESCOTT??? We may as well name him Emily!
Haha, I love that one. Greek Week aired on ABC Family a few weeks ago, so I looked up some quotes I liked from there (Sorry if they've already been posted, I tend to forget lol):

Danny: DJ, why don't you go up to your room and wait for Daddy?
DJ: "Daddy," with all due respect, you can't send me to my room anymore. I'm a married woman!
Danny: You are not a married woman!
Silvio: Papa--
Danny: Please don't call me that!
Silvio: I am ready to learn the family business. What do you do for a job?
Danny: I have a talk show.
Silvio: Well, I will study hard, and when you die, I will take over.
Danny: I will never die. Silvio, walk with me, talk with me, as I explain to you something we have here in America called a restraining order.

^My all-time favorite.

Danny: DJ and Sylvio are not married.
Rebecca: (referring to Jesse and Elena) Neither are they.
Papuoli: According to Pompadorian tradition, they are married. You give the girl flowers, you walk around the table and, thats what it's all about!
Danny: Thats not a wedding, thats the hokey pokey.


Danny: (referring to a Greek book) My sovraco is your sovraco.
Papouli: Thank you very much, but we brought our own underwear!
Danny: Let me get back to you on that.


Silvio: I've seen your picture in the house of your great-grandfather. You are even more beautiful in person. (kisses her hand)
DJ: Oh, my lanta! Papouli, are we related?
Papouli: No.
DJ: Yes!
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« Reply #100 on: July 09, 2007, 03:52:04 PM »
Those are some great quotes from Greek Week, Paris.  On that note, I'll add a few more from that episode.

Sylvio: (talking about DJ) Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautful woman in the world.
Danny: She's ok.


Jesse: (Elena kisses him) Have merc-! (Rebecca taps him on the shoulder, and Jesse does a take) Have Mercedes come to Greece yet?

Jesse: Becky this is little Elena. Little Elena this is...
Rebecca: Big Becky.
Jesse: (to Elena) Yes. Big Becky! She's my...
Rebecca: Girlfriend.


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."