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« on: July 16, 2007, 11:24:11 PM »
leftturn narrates....


"I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You'll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still get up there."

"I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table."

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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 11:25:09 PM »
(Didn't he narrarate last time?)
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2007, 11:31:18 PM »
yes he did, although I think this is what we're supposed to be going by....

giggles- 54
leftturn- 55
mikayli- 56
BL- 57
weird4- 58
csoup- 59

  ???


"I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You'll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still get up there."

"I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table."

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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2007, 11:33:26 PM »
I don't think that's fair. I think someone else should get a chance.
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 12:19:40 AM »
OK, then if giggles is active she can do it since she was supposed to do 54  ;) how's that?  then from here on out we'll try to follow the list that BL comprised


"I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You'll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still get up there."

"I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table."

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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 02:20:12 AM »
No, we bumped leftturn up because of giggles' absence (apparently she's not expected back), so really mikayli's position is next, if she's up for it (everyone was moved up one session because of this).


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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 05:15:44 AM »
Oh shit... lol I forgot to tell you guys mikayli is on vacation, so she can't narrate at the moment. She's switching spots with me, so I'm narrating.
This takes place about season 6. I'm going to experiment a bit and see if we can handle four plots (since the recent sessions have been much shorter compared to previous ones).
Plot A: Jesse, Becky, and the twins are out camping off the pristine shores of Washington due to an environmental concert Jesse is doing with his bandmates.
Plot B: Joey is made an offer to distribute his standup on a well known independent home video firm. The deal may not end coming off as good as it seems, though.
Plot C: Danny discovers his inner Buddha at a convention he was forced to attend as part of a story on Chinatown.
Plot D: Stephanie has to write a play script for a project at school, and the teacher is offended at some of the content.

Plot A is to have no connections to the other plots, due to obvious geographical restrictions (assuming they didn't have cell phones yet either). I'll get that started:
Sam: Jess, you're here.
Phil: Our tent sucks, and we expect you to completely rebuild it. (laughs)
Jesse: (chuckles) Guys, I was only an exterminator. I shot transparent spray paint all over people's houses... fun job (snickers)

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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 09:24:45 AM »
(Joey enters filming himself.)

Joey: (in Mr. Woodchuck voice) It looks like they're going to chop.......wood!! (am i doing it right BL for plot B?)
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 04:21:05 PM »
(I wasn't exactly planning it that way, though that's more interesting than my plans  :P )

Jesse: Wait, who said Joey could be here?
Black Suit Guy: We did. *pulls out a brochure for the company in classic "FBI" manner* We just signed a deal with Joey to distribute his standup on videos all over the world. We're filming for his first video idea, "Joey Gladstone Screws Up His Best Friend Jesse's Concert and Embarrasses Him in Front of All the Bands He Admires"...
Jesse: I'm not his best friend.
Black Suit Guy: Just play along, okay?
Jesse: *shrugs*
Camera Guy: And we're on in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 05:30:36 PM »
(So I guess if we're doing things this way it would be easier to wrap up a scene in one plot before others commence their opening.  We don't want it goign back and forth between lines like it has with 2 stories in the past.)


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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 08:39:37 PM »
Joey: (In Bullwinkle voice.) Hey kids! It's me, Bullwinkle J. Moose. (faces Jesse.) Howdy. (pats Jesse and his bandmates on the back.)
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2007, 01:22:16 AM »

(So I guess if we're doing things this way it would be easier to wrap up a scene in one plot before others commence their opening.  We don't want it goign back and forth between lines like it has with 2 stories in the past.)

(I don't care all that much, but that does seem as if it would be the easier path to take, so I agree)

Jesse: *smirks*
Phil: *whispers* Jesse, we didn't sign contracts. We can do whatever we want!
Jesse: Not now, the festival is about to start!
(take seats for start of festival)
Festival Staff: Welcome to the 16th Annual San Francisco Wilderness Retreat Concert! (crowd cheers) All proceeds from concerts will go towards environmental causes in the San Francisco area. All the amps used at the concert are electricity saving, and all the food is verified to be from vendors who have passed our "Environmentally Friendly" tests. The first band up is The Outcasts. Thank you and enjoy the show.

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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2007, 04:10:40 AM »
Joey: Hey folks. You might remember me from the Laugh Machine and all I have to say is...
Some guy: GET OFF THE STAGE YOU IDIOT!!
Joey: Hehe...Here's...Jesse's band......(walks backstage)
"Some dont believe he ever existed, but that isnt true. He was here, and he was real. The real question is what was he, and why was he here. Many rumors speculate as to what he was. Some believe he was some kind of demon worm creature who would pose as a librarian. Others believed he was an angel sent to spread the word of god. The truth is, I dont know what he was. All I know is what he taught me. Love, friendship, and what it means to truly live. Some call him a monster, something children are terrified by. I only know him by what he called himself. Weird 4." - nicest comment ever!

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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 11:59:21 PM »
Jesse: We're not playing. The Outcasts, did you hear what the lady just said (shrugs)
(plot C/D can act out now)

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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 12:18:50 AM »
(P.S. who should have to cover MT Fan's Danny role while he is away)

(at the Tanner household)

Stephanie:  Um, Deej.. I have to write a playscript for school.  We can write about pretty much anything...any ideas?


Quote of the Week...

"Cheed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
"Yes, I edited a quote, but now it's glaringly obvious."