(Screen fades in. We see Danny and Becky walking out to the set in their outfits for the show. Ms. Strawbridge greets them.)
Ms. Strawbridge: Hello Rebeca. (looks over at Danny.) Tanner.
Danny: Ma'm.
Ms. Strawbridge: Let me show you around. This is the food table. If you need anything, feel free to come here anytime. (shows Danny and Becky the set.) This is your seats and just for you Danny, your own chair.
Danny: (sits in the chair.) This is nice. Comfy. Relaxing...Sleeepyyyy......
(Airhorn blows. Danny jumps off the chair.)
Ms. Strawbridge: That's the signal.
Becky: For what?
Ms. Strawbridge: The shows going to air in 30 seconds.
Danny: (stumles around.) Out of my way. (grabs some sugar, sodas, donuts, ect.)
Becky: (pulls Danny to his seat.) Danny! Have you gone crazy?
Danny: (with mouth stuffed.) Oh..no. Beck, don't even think that. I would neve-
Ms. Strawbridge: Uhh...We're live..
Becky: (looks at camera.) Hi...I'm Rebeca Donaldson.
Danny: (still with mouth stuffed.) And I'm Danny Tanner.
Becky: This is our first show and....
(music starts playing and streamers fall from the sky.)
Danny: (gulp) HEYYYY EVERYBODY!! IT'S...(streamer falls in his mouth. Danny pulls out the streamer.) Streamers?
Becky: Wow...Uh..There's a first.
(At the Tanners.)
Jesse: Look at this. (points to screen.) Danny's embarassing everyone. And it isn't morning..
Joey: (with mouth stuffed.) Tell me about it. It's harder than it looks.
(Back to the set.)
Becky: There'll be more after this commercial.
(Bell rings. Danny sighs.)
Danny: What the heck was that?
Ms. Strawbridge: The celebration.
Danny: What kind of celebration was that? It almost gave me a heart attack.
Ms. Strawbridge: So? If you fall asleep on the show, I swear you'll be fired before you can say, "Bobs your uncle."
Danny: Oh...Okay..
(30 mins into the show.)
Danny: (drunkly) And I remember when I first started working with Becky here. I was soooo madly in love with her. I'll even do somthing so embarassing so Jess, prepare to say Have Mercy..(leans towards Rebecca.)
Rebecca: Uh..(pushes Danny away.) Sorry about that folks. While Danny is being, "toxinated" in Loony World, let's get an update on the weather...
Booming voice: COLD.
(Danny opens his eyes quickly.)
Danny: Yes God?
Ms. Strawbridge: Tanner!
Danny: Sorry...Uh......That was Manny Tanner...My...drunk evil twin....
(Cut to commercial.)
